Just how far down do you want to go
We can talk it out over a cup of joe
And you can look deep in my eyes
Like I was a super-model
Uh-huh

It's just you and me baby
No one else we can trust
We'll say nothin to no one
No-how or we'll bust
Never crack a smile or flinch or cry
For nobody
Uh-uh

So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you're Captain John Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
Cause they won't speak English any ways
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
But I got the pistol
So I get the Pesos
That seems fair

We'll put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
We'll slash the deputy's tires
They won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up
Uh-uh

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We'll divvy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So I got the pistol
So I get the Pesos
That seems fair
That seems fair