Choices, Choices, Choices

Joe what's the dilly you used to screw free willy 
but now you're into girls that's good.
You wear the same old clothes and you got a huge nose 
but at least you like girls that's good.

1st Chorus:  	So go to Sadies with Hannah
		She really wants to have ya.
		So do yourself a favor
		and go, go.

Joe you're pretty nice but you need some old spice.
At least you're into girls that's good.
You take girls from your pals and you hit on slutty gals.
But, at least you're into girls that's good

1st Chorus:

You go church activities your clothes are full of lice and fleas
at least you like girls that's good.
You hit on freshman women and you shaved yourself for swimmin 
but at least you like girls that's good.

1st Chorus:

You went to church and stayed but your goal was to get laid.
At least you like girls that's good.
You went and bought N'Sync and you really really stink.
At least you like girls that's good.

Bridge:	So go to sadies with Hannah
	It's your only hope.

You like the ugly dames and I think you're hot for James.
and I think you're into girls that's good.
You looked at Mr. Bowman and your wiener started growin.
and I think you're into girls that's good.

2nd Chorus:	So go to Sadies with Kayla
		she really want's to lay ya
		so do yourself a favor
		and go, go.

I used to be your fan till I saw you with a man.
I'm not sure your into girls that's bad.
You say you wanna be a teacher but your starin at the preacher
and that's James' dad that's bad.

3rd Chorus:	So go to Sadies with Jaba
		she really want to lov ya
		so do yourself a favor 
		and go, go.

I thought that I would hurl when I saw you with Playgirl.
You're not into girls at all you flaming homosexual!!
Joe!! The next time I see you I will cut your little dick off and make you 
eat it.  I will kill you.  You'd better look out because you are dead!!!