10. Gets on white courtesy phone at airports, has them page the real killers.

9. Elaborate ongoing "sting" operation at Pebble Beach.

8. All the furry little woodland creatures and birds have promised to help out their old buddy O.J.

7. Signing autographs for money -- no killer can resist a good autograph signing.

6. Dating lingerie models who are also topnotch detectives.

5. Offering free upgrade on next hertz rental.

4. Trying to lure them out of hiding with a carload of tacos.

3. Asked the Menendez brothers to get in touch if they hear anything.

2. Before sinking putt, takes a good look in the cup to make sure they ain't hiding there.

1. Watching "real killer night" on Jeopardy.

10. Special appearance by Wilford Brimley as "Brimleysaurus Rex."

9. Instead of deadly venom, dilophosaurus now spits delicious iced tea.

8. Dinosaurs and humans settle their differences with a spirited game of Yahtzee.

7. Steven Spielberg can often be seen in the background, counting huge stacks of money.

6. Movie's big catch phrase: "Them Dinosaurs is tasty!"

5. All the action takes place at a Dunkin' Donuts in Scranton.

4. Scientists kill the dinosaurs simply by hiding all the "Dinosaur Chow."

3. Hilarious scene where Fred Flintstone uses one of the dinosaurs as a lawnmower.

2. Lead Brontosaurus played by Janet Reno.

1. All the dinosaurs speak perfect french.

10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.

9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead.

8. Sign out front reads, "No shirt, no shoes, no reason you can't get a job here."

7. Their Mayor McCheese was caught in a hotel room smoking crack.

6. Blocking drive-thru is the bloated body of Wendy's founder Dave Thomas.

5. Manager takes a bite out of every burger to make sure it's okay.

4. In his photo, employee of the month is holding a mug shot number.

3. You spill vanilla shake and it burns a hole right through your pants.

2. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald keeps asking to touch your food.

1. Their slogan: "Did somebody say 'E Coli'?"