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Xena: Closed Captioned for the Humor Impaired


  • 05-02-99

    Finally! The Convert commentary!!! WOOHOO



    Quotes Worthy of Bardliness
    Peacefulness is Only Skin Deep:
    "New outfit, new religion, same old wacko underneath."
    --Xena (The Convert)


    Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, Sometimes You Don't:
    "I know there's no excuse for what Najara did."
    "Sure there is. She's a nut."
    --Gabrielle & Xena (The Convert)


    Miscellany:

    You're Just Jealous Cuz You Don't Hear the Voices
    Oh my, Najara's all loopy... well more so than usual. She's all obsessed with Gab hearing them and Gab's like "uh.. I don't hear a thing."

    The Daring Young Women on the Flying Trapeze
    Hmm that rope swinging scene looked kinda fun. Reminds me of kindergarten and the jungle gym.

    A Close Shave?
    When Xena says, "Those jinn are cutting it might close." What the heck is she talking about?!

    Melodrama anyone?
    What was up with all that growling and arging? A tad cheesy for my tastes.

    Little Annoyances
      Oh come on, Xena fought against Hope's evil eye in Sacrifice 2 and managed to turn the knife towards her. So how come she can't turn the knife on Najara very well? Ok maybe it had to do with her holding a rope with one hand, but this is Xena folks; she has many skills.
      When did Xena think Najara changed? I thought it was just Gab.
      And what's with the scarf over Gab's head? She didn't wear it earlier until the last scene... why wear it then? Lame.


    Greecian Girl Scouts
    Ok yet another lame thing was the smoke screen compact. What in the world was that?! But you can't say that Gab isn't resourceful. I guess that scarf is her sash where she can sew on her patches.


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