The Quill is Mightier...
Maternal Instincts
The Bitter Suite
One Against an Army
Forgiven

Here's a story, of a guy name Hercules
And he had his own syndicated show
Then one day, they made a spin-off
After the audience liked some warrior princess wacko

But he was able to turn her around
And that's how they got the show Xena
But along the way she met some people
Who knew her when she was a mean-a

One of them was named Iolaus
Another was Callisto
Who was the resident psycho
There was also a man name Salmoneus
And he liked to exploit any hero

Then there was a fool named Joxer
Along with a thief named Autolycus
They both had self-proclaimed titles
But who knows why and who-oo cares?

They all ended up on Herc's spinoff
And that's why they are all now here.
The Guest Star Bunch. The Guest Star Bunch. That's the way they became the Guest Star Bunch. Da da. Da da da da da DA!


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