Mandy: Bruce, I'm under arrest, I'm going to have to call you back.
Mandy: It was a simple metaphor!
CJ: A little love, Leo.
Guy on treadmill: Your beepers going.
CJ: What
Guy on treadmill: Your beeper's going.
CJ takes her beeper, looks at it, forgets what she's doing, and falls off the treadmill.
Sam: Now would you please, in the name of compassion, tell me which one of those kids is my bosses daughter.
Mallory: That would be me.
Sam: Oh, now this is bad on so many levels.
Mallory: There's, like, a 6 foot painting on the wall of Teddy Roseavelt!
Sam: I should have put two and two together.
Laurie: Tell your friend POTUS he's got a funny name, and that he should learn how to ride a bicycle.
Sam: I would, but he isn't my friend, he's my boss, and it isn't his name, it's his title.
Laurie: POTUS?
Sam: yeah, President of the United States, I'll call ya!