"Kryck"

to the tune of If I only had a brain, from The Wizard of Oz.

I'd buy gloves and not have extras
And I'd be ambidextrous
If I only had an arm
I could pummel Fox and Dana
Then I'd do the macarena
If I only had an arm
I'd take vengeance on that prick
Who made me asymmetric
If I only had an arm
The fake one causes blisters
And I wish I could play Twister
If I only had an arm
Oh I could tell you why the finger meets the thumb
I could handstand and not fall on my bum
Then I'd clap when I'm done!!
I'd win at thumb wrestling
Its hell when you're undressing
If you've only got one arm.
I could tie my own shoe laces
I probably won't misplace it
If I only had an arm.


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