"Small Potatoes"

The song is "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. The theme is Small Potatoes.

Almost kissing
When he was screaming
Almost kissing
(chorus)
The door knocks down
When he was moving in
To kiss a confused Dana Scully
The door knocks down
But when Mulder came in
He saw himself with Dana Scully

Van Blundht was found
Impersonating
Fox Mulder to get with Scully

Eddie turned plump and round
No longer thin and slim
Still in Fox Mulder's grey tee-shirt

Kissing an imposter
Kissing an imposter
(chorus)

He's not the real Mulder
But he looks like him
He can't spell like him
But he smells like him
She tells the stories that remind her
of the good times
She tells the stories that remind her
of her Prom night
"Oh Van Blundht,
Van Blundht, Van Blundht."

(chorus)
Kissing an imposter
Kissing an imposter

He's not the real Mulder
But he looks like him
He thinks he's fine as him
But he's still a dork as him
He drinks the wine that he brought
over to her place
She drinks the wine that makes
her flushed in the face

"Don't BS me
With your light Sabor"
(chorus)
Almost kissing
When he was screaming
Almost kissing


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