"Scully"

(Set to the tune of YMCA)

Scully, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Scully, get your gun off the ground.
I said, Scully, 'cause a dead body was found
and you must do the autopsy.

Scully, that's the place you must go.
I said, Scully, on the basement level.
You will work there, with a guy named Mulder,
who is Spooky and paranoial.

It's hard to be in the F-FBI,
It's hard to be in the F-FBI.

There are things to be skeptical of,
and you can chase freaky mutants.

It's hard to be in the F-FBI,
It's hard to be in the F-FBI.

You can be abducted, you can ruin your shoe,
When you step in some green goo.

Scully, don't you know you love him?
I said, Scully, he is handsome and slim,
I said, Scully, with those big hazel eyes,
Just disregard his tacky ties.

It's hard to be in the F-FBI,
It's hard to be in the F-FBI.


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