The Checklist

I no longer have the original copy of this thing since I deleted it. But I have tried to re-create it as best as I could with as much as I could remember. -- This is how this works, I would direct people to this checklist in order to "weed-out" the people who i would not be compatiable with. 95% of this thing is for joke value. I would never exclude someone for something as petty and meaningless as some of the stuff on this list. -- It's supposed to be funny.

So.... if this describes you... it's a bad sign.

• If you think Ricky Martin is overflowing with talent, and you just LOVE "Mi Vida loca"
• If you think any of the following celebrities are still alive: Elvis, Selena, 2pac, or Kurt Cobain
• If you chain-smoke all day, yet are living in fear of getting cancer from Sweet-N-Low
• If you really enjoy "pull-my-finger" jokes
• If you think "Beavis and Butthead" is the best show ever!
• If you sing and dogs begin to howl
• If you are in denial about your body size and wear clothes several sizes to small
• If you are overly political and insist on sharing your views with every single person you meet.
• If you are against all kinds of display of affection if others are around
• If you are bi-curious and looking for someone to "experiment: with
• If your online nickname includes the words "Sexy", "Stud", "Horny" or any such reference
• If you think a room is not complete without pastels
• If you are obviously effeminate to the point where there is no doubt that you are gay at a single glance.
• If you have ever been abducted by a UFO and anally probed.
• If you have had so many sexual partners you can't even remember their names.
• If you are a neat-freak and can't breathe unless the room is spotless.
• If you are a total slob and don't believe in any hygenic products.
• If you think ESPN is a way of life.
• If you are addicted to the Home-Shopping Channel
• If you are drawn to buy miracle products from infomercials (and yes, I do own a few products myself)