This message is not for the people who come here on a regular basis, or who have been here before and have enjoyed it. If you are one of those people, you can proceed without reading this. However, if you are new here, you must read this before continuing.

If you enjoy humor sites, and I mean GOOD humor sites, and you're not offended by sexual references or swear words, please, proceed and enjoy yourself.

If you don't like humor sites and get offended by sexual comments and swear words, then, please, do us all a favor and leave. If you choose to continue and read everything that is written on this page, I must warn you not to write us hatemail. If you do, your mail will be immediately forwarded to your e-mail provider or your internet provider, along with a complaint from The (Ch)(K)rissys saying you are harrassing us and we want you banned. Even if you sign the guestbook and don't leave an e-mail address, we can still get you banned. We have a web tracker on this page that daily logs every person's e-mail address and time that they clicked on our link. In fact, YOUR address has already been recorded. If you sign the guestbook without leaving an address, all we have to do is match up the times, and an e-mail will be sent to your provider. If you have AOL, I (Chrissy) can see to it that your account and every screen name on your account can and will be banned for life. If you think we're joking, we're not. We have already successfully banned one person from her e-mail and are in the process of banning another one.

However, we realize that everyone has different opinions, and we love to hear what you think about this site. If you don't agree with something that is written, please feel free to write to us. However, make sure it is an intelligent letter, NOT hatemail. If you're unsure of what hatemail is exactly, go to our "We Hate Stupid People" section...there's plenty of hatemail in there. Chances are, if you write us an intelligent letter, we will write back to you and probably apologize for offending you. Hatemail, however, will no longer be tolerated. It also won't be posted anymore. We will not respond back to you. We will just forward it to your e-mail provider.

So, if you feel like you can read the humor, please proceed, enjoy yourself, and drop us a line letting us know what you think!

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