Welcome to Pocket Pikachu's diary! What's up with Pikachu today?

Pikachu Hates You....
Katie: "Pikachu! Can I see?"
Misty: "Sure."
Katie: "Oh! He's eating ice cream!"
Misty: "Really? Let's see!"
*Hands him over, shaking in the process.*
Misty: "Omigod! He dropped it!"

Michael: "Ooh, ooh, can I shake him?"
Misty: "Sure, if you like. What's he doing?"
Michael: "Having a lollipop." *shake shake shake*
Misty: "What? No! Don't shake him when he's...."
Michael: "Oops."

Dash: "Pikachu! I wanna see!"
Misty: "He's having an ice cream. Don't shake him. I've seen what happens when you-"
*shake shake shake*
Misty: "....."

Ash: "Ooh! Pikachu! Can I-"
Misty: "No."

Michael: "I'm gonna put him up real high."
Misty: "Mmm-hmmm. Whatever."
*shake shake shake* Michael: "Wait! He turned off."
*turns back on, shaking.*
Michael: "Ice cream! Oh, no, please don't please don't please don't...*gasp*"
Misty: "Oh, no, you didn't..."
Michael: "Oh yeah. I did."

March 18/99:
Today I turned Pikachu on to find him paragliding across the screen. Adventurous!

March 19/99:
I just caught Pikachu playing the piano-at 9:00 in the morning! He's never done that before...hmm. Now he's doing it again. Apparantly he's not too bad...maybe I should enroll him in piano lessons....
Total steps: 491305

March 20/99:
Today Pikachu, Belindi, Dr. Nick and Mr. Pentagon walked 8 kilometers across town. It took us 2 hours and Pikachu got one hundred thousand steps. Later I caught him prancing around on stilts, driving a go-cart, a hot rod, and a brand new bicycle. (Where does he get all this stuff????)

March 21/99:
Today I caught him falling asleep in class...must be Geology. No offense to anyone taking Geology.

March 22/99:
Today Pikachu was kidnapped by my evil brother Hellspawn. Don't ask how he got the nickname. You don't want to know. I will launch a rescue attack immediately.

March 23/99:
I rescued Pikachu from the evil that is my brother Fox. Happy ending for all of us...except Fox. I kind of had to kill him. But hey life goes on.

March 24/99:
Today Pikachu went to school without me...I slept the whole day. I can't say I was awake anough to know exactly what he did. Oops.

March 25/99:
Today Pikachu went to Katie's birthday party...he had a ball. We had chips and drinks and balloons and music and tons of fun. It was a great surprise.

March 26/99:
Pikachu was playing with a computer today. He looked like he was having fun.

March 27/99:
Pikachu topped 600000 staeps. Yay!

March 28/99:
Today Pikachu started driving a new car. I think it may have been a Corvette. Wow!

March 29/99:
Nothing much today, except sleeping in class again. He'll get in trouble one of these days.

March 17, 1999:
Today Pikachu went up a grade in school: Instead of Egyptian and math in school, he learns new things:
Teacher: THIS IS A PEN.
Pikachu: Pik, pik pik pikachu!