On a serious note, I would like to take a minute to express my sorrow on the passing of Dr. McCoy himself, DeForest Kelly. McCoy was always one of my favorite charcters and I was also a fan of Kelly's other stuff (so what if I happen to have seen "Night of the Lepus" a few too many times!). He will be missed.

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Season 1

Episode 1-"The Same Crap"
Episode 2-"Joey X"
Episode 3-"Where No Man's Been Blown Before"
Episode 4-"NAKED TIME!"
Episode 5-"The Enema Within"
Episode 6-"Mudd's Bitches"
Episode 7-"How Are Little Girls Made?"
Episode 8-"Bitch"
Episode 9-"Dragons of the Mind"
Episode 10-"The Cocaine Maneuver"
Episode 11-"The Glass Menagerie, Part 1"
Episode 12-"The Glass Menagerie, Part 2"
Episode 13-"The Confession of the King"
Episode 14-"Balance of Errors"
Episode 15-"Short Lived"
Episode 16-"The Gangbang 7"
Episode 17-"The Square of Galapagos"
Episode 18-"Anemic"
Episode 19-"Tomorrow Never Knows Yesterday...and Today"
Episode 20-"The People's Court-Martial"
Episode 21-"The Return of the Dominatrixes"
Episode 22-"Space Weed"
Episode 23-"A Tasteful Armageddon"
Episode 24-"This Side of Vegas"
Episode 25-"Parade of Macy's"
Episode 26-"Devil in the Blue Dress"
Episode 27-"The Alternative Station"
Episode 28-"The Little House on the Edge of Forever"
Episode 29-"Operation--Masturbate!"

Season 2

Episode 30-"A Mucky Time"
Episode 31-"Who Moans for Adonais"
Episode 32-"The Cheer'sling"
Episode 33-"Pizza Pizza"
Episode 34-"The Asshole"

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