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Saying "cybersex" is like saying "time". Everybody knows what youemean, and yet, no one actually knows what it is. When hearing it in a conversation, everyone just blinks and nods understandingly, yet the message received is, most probably, very different than the one being sent.
Let me, o gentle reader, dwell on the issue for a while, because it requires closer scrutiny. Indeed.
Is viewing porno picts or acts through your browser a form of cybersex? Or exchanging small, dirty nothings with your chat companion? Is that a form of cybersex?
On the other hand, everyone (or at least, everyone who reads this on-line) had seen at least a picture of a naked manequin covered with all kinds of sensors, attachments, stimulators & wires.
But, is this for real?
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Well, gentle reader, we've gathered here to bear witnesses that: 1. Such a gear exist, indeed! 2. It is widely in use, and is expanding rapidly in the on-line world. 3. All of it is now available in our stores, and at special low prices (while the stock lasts).
Now, what could possibly make you, o gentle reader, more horny and willing, than the steady humming of your computer ventilator in the quiet night... random buzzes of its hard drive... occasional noises of the floppy drive trying to read, but finding no diskette... knowing that someone out there, on some far away continent has also taken his/her clothes off and is now attaching nipple-stimulators and fixing them tight with (new inproved, non-radio-active) hypermagnetic tape. Now, thanx to the new, improved technology, even watching her/him do so in a (now all-improved-bug-fixed) video-conferencing client (with new, incredible 360x200 pixels resolution and up to 256 colors-dithered) is made possible.
Oh, no physical contact, you say. Well, lemme showya some of the items in our stock, and then we'll talk... |
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