Dr. Fred's Laboratory

Bernard		With an IQ that reads like the national debt, Bernard can do anything. He's just your typical nerd - loves to fix things. He's pretty wimpy, though, as he runs from friendly Green.
Dave		Dave's the main man. He's the one who plans the expedition into the mansion...and he won't use the bathroom with you watching...so don't even bother trying.
Syd		Syd could be a great musician...but he's not. His music sounds sorta like a remix of the broken record..if you know what I mean.
Jeff		Besides his gnarly surfer haircut, Jeff's sorta worthless. He likes to work on phones and call Edna on her 900 number too.
Michael		Mike likes to work with film. Other hobbies include looking at the cute brains in Dr. Fred's office and playing Meteor Mess.
Wendy		When she's not hitting on Ed, she is rewriting other people's work.
Razor		This chick won't take crap from anybody! Maybe she can hook up with Green and kick out some jams.

Dr. Fred		You might think that any mad scientist who has video games in his house can't be all that bad. Wrong! Dr. Fred is definitely up to no good. The Meteor has him brainwashed...he should definitely get out in the sun more!
Nurse Edna		The Good Nurse is definitely bad for your health. She repeatedly threatens captured kids with phone calls to their parents.
Weird Ed		This puppy is about as weird as you can get without being in an asylum. He has some strange fetish with hamsters, cheese, and being a commando. Bizarre!
Dead Cousin Ted		Ted doesn't do a lot of talking..maybe becasue..he's dead? He mainly sits in the bathtub staring off into space.

Green		Music is his love..but he needs a band. Green is the mansion's garbage disposal..he eats everything.
Purple		This tenticle is pretty anti-social. He hides out in the basement with the doc acting as a sentry. He's pretty mean...don't let him catch you turning off the power!
The Meteor		Man, this guy is ugly! Due to some awful childhood, the Meteor has some bizarre desire to control the world. Come on, man, can't we all just get along?