Ok, so I tried to get all the items. If I missed some, don't be a tuna head about it. I'm working on it.

Glowing Key

Why the hell is this thing glowing? Maybe it has been in a RADIOACTIVE environment. Opens the outer door to Fred's 'secret' lab.

Tools

These come in handy when you want to fix things...FOR REAL!

Cheese

Hmm...maybe Weird Ed or his hampster would enjoy these...if you don't get them before he does. However, if you do, you can exchange them for a little trust and avoid a trip to the dungeon.

Lettuce

Good in salads. But that doesn't help you stop the Meteor. Feed it to someone/something.

Glass Jar

Very useful for carrying liquids around.

Film

Don't let Michael overexpose this...it could be important.

Record

Don't play this with any antique vases around. Also repels mosquitos and rats (and about everything else).

Broken Record

Plays a sorta catchy tune.

Radioactive Water & Regular Water

Water can be found in the kitchen and Radioactive Water can be found in the pool. I do NOT suggest microwaving radioactive water...for your own good. I warned you!

Tentacle Chow

Best food available for your pet tenticle.

Fruit Drinks

Best served chilled. Nobody but Green wants them, though.

Wax Fruit

A tentacle's favorite food...very filling.

Paint Brush

Useless...unless you are an aspiring artist

Flashlight

Go figure!

Old Batteries

These power your incredibly handy flashlight.

Batteries

Good bateries are much more useful in a radio.

Paint Remover

Try to give it to Green. If he WON'T drink it, keep it so that you may help Bob Vila redecorate this aweful house.

Cassette Tape

You could record something...perhaps a DEMO TAPE?

Silver Key

Just a key.

Yellow Key

Just another key that happens to fit the Edsel.

Rusty Key

Makes escaping from the dungeon just a tad easier.

Small Key

Makes video games a lot cheaper.

Canned Goods

The Green Tenticle would probably enjoy these if he wasn't on a 'high-wax' diet.

Envelope

If you put an ENVELOPE containing a QUARTER inside a MICROWAVE and turned it on, why wouldn't it blow up the microwave?

Water Faucet Handle

Allows you to turn on the water, right?

Demo Tape

Send it to the studio to get Green into a big-name band.

Manuscript

Memoirs of the Meteor. This work is garbage, though. Have Wendy add her two cents.

Hamster

Ed's pal. I suggest you not mess with this or the piggy bank while he's around. Otherwise, he'll get a little agitated.

Card Key

Gets you a personal audience with the Meteor himself.

Radio Tube

Bernard'll get a kick out of this. After he cannabalizes the radio, you can dial long distance (collect!).

Sponge

Soaks up liquids like a Hoover vacuum.

Pepsi

DO NOT give this to Green. It is necessary to later calm down an overgrown weed.

Commando Package

Ed's package. Don't you dare open it..that's a federal offense!

Stamps

Not only does this game promote opening other peoples mail, it also suggests that we attempt to rip-off the US Postal Service. What's the world coming to?

Developing Fluid

Use this to develop film.

Badge

Why, yes, I am one of the Meteor Police!

Quarter

What a coincidence! The video games cost a quarter! Also useful for buying Pepsi at the last minute.

Dime

These four dimes would be really useful in a powerful telescope. If you save your money, you can read a number and then see a monster.

Developing Fluid

Use this to develop film.

Record Contract

Give this to your pal, Green Tenticle.

Things that DO fall into the 'nailed down or too big' category

Hunk-O-Matic

It doesn't do much for Ted, but he does look pretty good for a four-hundred year old dead guy. Give it a try.

CD Player

These aren't ordinary CD Players...these play only CRAP! But still, if you try and give one away, the kids get mighty fiesty!

Water Valve

Turns on/off the house's water supply.

Old Radio

Let Bernard check this antique out.

Microwave

One of the more fun 'toys' in the game. Try cooking stuff...radioactive water, maybe? It helps to open things stuck shut, also.

Telescope

For 10 cents, you can see whatever you want.

Tape Recorder

Well, it allows you to (wow) record tapes!

Tape Player

And with this nifty device, you can play back your oh-so-important recordings.

Victrolia

I have to agree with Sid here. "Its an old fashioned record player (I know, the record player is old fashioned, too. Just go with it)".

Video Game(s)

The games look really fun, however only Meteor Mess seems to work. Is it just me, or does Mess have the same music as Super Mario Bros. One ?

Piano

The person that said "music soothes the savage beast" obviously never heard this piano played.

Refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running? You better be running too because Edna seems to enjoy staring into the fridge at the beginning of the game.

Circuit Breakers

Don't turn this off unless you want to get captured, fix something electrical, or nuke the house. 'You mean those sirens are a BAD thing?'

Piggy Bank

Isn't Ed a little too old for this stuff? Once again, don't touch it if he's around.

Pool

Great place to lay out and catch some rays. However, you could probably get a better suntan in the pool!

Short Wave Radio

Who needs Sprint's Dime-a-minute plan when you have this thing. Reach out and touch somebody.

Radio

Ditto.

Television

Enjoy channel -13 for as long as you like. However, you'll get sorta tired of watching 3 Guys Who'll Publish Anything..."And Don't Forget The Stamps!"

Typewriter

What would YOU do with it?

Mailbox

Send and receive things here. Don't forget the stamps.

Man Eating Plant

One of the several oddities in the house (besides the family). It could be fun to climb, if it was only bigger.

Phone

For a good time call Edna at....NO THANKS!

Wires

Easy to fix if the power is off. If not....