When the cosmos sent forth the celestial being Vondas, the nether regions responded.  From the depths of Sloth came forth a demon of such evil that she has reached across the centuries to destroy us all.  She has existed since recorded time (and most likely longer) and for over 10,000 years has been causing pestilence and pain.  For thousands of years she has been without form but in the 20th century she came to earth.
    On August 5, 1945, Vitcheros the Merciless entered a human body.  It was Vondas's 9th year on earth and the monks were so afraid for his life.  They sent a monk to spy on the new born demon seed and to track her.  Unfortuantly 5 years into his mission, the messages sent back to the monks stopped.  After waiting 6 months they sent out another monk, trained in a sacred martial art.  The monk returned after a year, horribly disfigured and dying, the last words that escaped his lips were "Loni Anderson".   The Anti-Burt, Vitcheros the Merciless' human form, finally had a name.
    The monks feel that this is a false Vitcheros, but how can a human be as evil as she. We at the Church of Burt know that she is the true Vitcheros, but the monks still believe that there will be 2 more Vondases before the real Vitcheros comes. Loni has done it again, she has fooled the monks, but the world has yet to see the true evil of Loni Anderson. And you thought WKRP was bad!!!!