Saint Ephesiocrates is a very strange man. The other members of the Church do not even understand him. The history of Ephesiocrates is unknown. He had been living at the monastery for 15 years before becoming a member of the Church. He says he is a saint, so we don't contradict him, Shecky of Arimathea learned that the hard way. We can only report on what we know about him. He likes to eat corn. His hobbies include making baked bean sculptures, shaving his back, and scratching himself. He lives a very full life.