Freddie Mercury is famous for being the leadman for the rock group Queen. Freddie is noted as often as saying, "If I were not a musician, I would like to be Burt Reynolds, or at least a high ranking official in the Church of Burt."

Common Features: Freddie often sported a "Burtesque" mustache. Freddie and Burt both enjoyed wearing shoes and eating food.

Dan

Severn

Dan Severn, is a UFC Champion, he has had great success in the amateur and professional wrestling arenas, and is currently working for the WWF. Dan Severn has been known for dressing up in a cowboy hat and jeans and driving his car around claiming to be the Bandit.

Common Features: Has a "Burtesque" mustache and is known to breathe air on occasion, as does Burt.

Tom Selleck was made famous for his role in the television series, Magnum P.I. Tom Selleck has for years been compared to Burt Reynolds and had to live in his huge shadow. After an unsuccessful attempt at starting his own church, the Church of Tom, he decided to stay with his steady career, acting. Tom Selleck has had great success with acting, some examples are the blockbuster movies, Mr. Baseball, Her Alibi, Folks!, and the hit TV show The Closer.

Common Features: Has a "Burtesque" mustache and can read the English language. Also, both are over 3 feet tall.

Norm MacDonald is most known for his many characters and doing Weekend update on SNL. Norm can do a fair impression of Burt Reynolds. Norm starting doing this impression after being introduced to the Church of Burt through a friend. He loved the message that we preach, but decided not to join. Norm is not really an imposter, but sometimes he gets free service in restaurants because of the impersonation. We at the Church say to Norm, "Keep up the good work."

Common Features: Both were born on the planet Earth. Creepy, huh?

 

Michael H. Talbot, or "Slappy" to his friends. Not much is known about his early years except that he worked for the CIA as a Reynoldian Spy stationed in the Ukraine. He is allegedly responsible for the assassination of some Ukrainian nationalists while portraying Burt Reynolds. He is very dangerous, avoid at all costs. However, you can probably get in contact with him through the above address or numbers if you need some dignitaries killed or you have some acting work. He is very versatile.

Common Features: Has a "Burtesque" mustache and like Burt, Mike was a duck racing jockey. Burt on Mr. Quackers and Michael on HoneyDrop.