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Top Ten Reasons You've heard the Titanic Soundtrack Too Many Times
by Heather


10) You can recite all of the tracks on demand
9) You cannot go for more than 2 days withouth suffering from Titanic Music withdrawal symptoms.
8) You are president of the James Horner fan club
7) The ship is sinking in the movie, but you are preoccupied with the syncopation in "The Sinking"
6) The music gets you through those "rough times"
5) You get very defensive when someone wants to "see" the CD
4) You cannot fall asleep at night until you hear the soothing sounds of "Hymn to the Sea"
3) Your ears perk up anytime a news magazine show uses Titanic Music in the backround.
2) You've planned out elaborate dance sequences to each of the numbers
1) You know when Celine Dion breathes.


Top Ten Signs You are Addicted To TITANIC
By Samantha


10. So far, you can't go more than month without seeing it again in the theater.
9. You call up the head of Paramount Video Distribution, everyday to ask when TITANIC is coming out on video.
8. You listen to the soundtrack more than 3 times a day, all the way through.
7. You call up you local radio station to request "Come Josephine...." .
6. When your boyfirend/girlfriend breaks up with you, you start singing "My Heart Will Go On".
5. When you leave the movie theater, a theater employee says, "bye" and you respond by saying, "Don't you do that, don't you say your goodbye's".
4. You have already reserved your copy of the second TITANIC CD.
3. When staying at a hotel, you request to stay in rooms B-52, B-54, and B-56.
2. The next time you take a cruise, you bring along an axe, just in case your lover gets handcuffed, while the ship is sinking.
1. Everytime you get excited, you scream out, "I'm the king of the world!"


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