Bane will not long be carrying the "Anteater" label, as he apparently "isn't into that anymore."
Even though he currently holds the HCW Junior Title, Hangman feels that in order to get way over, he needs to re-invent himself a bit with a more charismatic gimmick. Time will tell.
A new cruiserweight wrestler will be making his HCW debut at RR2K. Sources say he is quite experienced despite his young age. He should challenge for the Junior Title right away.
Multiple reports have surfaced of HCW jobber Amish Jew working out and improving his skill at the Gillberg Wrestling School in Hilljack, South Dakota. Apparently an alliance with an established HCW veteran is impending.
March 17th
Who is the Cream Machine? Has Milkman Dan recruited a new wrestler to HCW or is this a familiar wrestler with a new identity? --- Most wrestlers interviewed backstage seem to believe the Cream Machine is none other than PPH wrestler Adolph Oliver Nipples. Is he a double agent for PPH or the Coalition? Or does he just like drinking milk and winning tag team titles?
Apparently all was not well within the ranks of The Faction. The Turkish Tank cost himself and Fury the tag team titles at SBM2K. The question now is will he move on or will he interfere in the career of former partner Fury?
Russian Bear is said to be irate with former GWO partner Adolph Oliver Nipples for deeming himself the Russian commentating affiliate at SBM2K. The son of Goldust says he is the best Russian-speaking commentator in HCW and was previously promised the role of "Haywood Jablomee".
Where is Ghostpirate? Is he dead or alive? The Russian Bear PROMISES we will find out at Royal Rumble 2K.
Daz promised we would see a new member of the PPH at SBM2K, but he never delivered on his promise. Did negotiations fall through, or was he just bullshitting? The Shanker says he will explain at the Rumble.
The Reverend is said to be upset with Columbine for asking Adolph Oliver Nipples if he believed in God before knocking him out. The Reverend has repeatedly claimed himself to be the expert on the subject, and says a blasphemer like Columbine has no place in HCW.
Where was the AFMT at SBM2K? Apparently they were off shooting a porno in Russia with the Russian Bear! CouldUFuckMeRealQuick? and Jack Tits performed the heterosexual scenes while the son of Goldust performed with the homos. The AFMT will be back at the Rumble and plan to make a run at the tag team gold, and apparently they have a new manager lined up.
And lastly, it has been discussed among many HCW superstars and the consensus is that "The Real Champions" is just a cover for Fury and Bane's homosexual activity.
