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Download now, please, we're desparate for users! Please we beg you...take our software even though Communicator kicks our booty. I wanna cry.
  *Our MS Euro Burned down Today! 
Seems as if they didn't really like our Orfice 97. 
 

 *The $$ Ahead: Microsoft talks about money 
General overview: we got stuff, you don't. Pay us, we control your everyday life so it is impossible to avoid us. Gates is your leader, you will lose your sanity for him, worship me. 
 

 *Win98 -- Upgrade Addict? We Think You Are! 
Pay us $100 for infared data connection u need every day (yea wow!) and crashes from browser integration that takes up half your resources! 

 * Check This: A Step-by-Step Guide to Internet Destruction 
I bet you're wondering why does MSIE try to give your Win95 registration to us, right? The answer's here plus more security patches for our pathetic browser adding up to 25MB. 

 

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Microsnuff, microsquash, macrosoft, microsoftie, 7-11.... 
 

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