Dreams are strange, often times incomprehensible, things dredged up by your subconscious while you sleep. Most of the time I forget my dreams as soon as I wake up -which is probably just as well- but occasionally I have a dream that is so flat-out strange that it stays with me when I return to consciousness. These dreams are so vivid that I feel the need to bore everyone I meet with descriptions of them, such as with the following:

Taking a quick nap the other day I had the most peculiar dream. I dreamt I had moved in to a new apartment. It was quite nice with two floors, several bedrooms, a massive living room and -most surprisingly- a large wet bar. Not only did the apartment come with a stocked bar complete with a bartender, but the bartender was Richard Attenborough. Since both Richard and I enjoyed the finer points of alcohol we got along right away. In addition to showing me where he stashed playing cards behind the bar [in the mini-fridge of all places] he promised he would introduce me to some of the more exotic types of beer available. As an example he poured up for me a pitcher of what looked like A&W Root Beer but was the lesser known A&W Beer. In my dream I could actually taste the A&W Beer. It was both sweet and bitter, very good and unlike anything I have ever tasted while awake. As I was drinking the A&W Beer I remember a sense of peace and tranquility came over me as I realized how wonderful it would be that I could come down to my living room whenever I wanted and have a beer with Richard Attenborough.

Oh yeah, now this is why I have a web page: so I can post total nonsense on it! Assuming I'm not asleep I can be contacted at gleep9@hotmail.com. If you've made it this far you might as well head back to either the Pop Culture or Main page.