A guest review by Michael Hubbard
GODZILLA 2000 (Godzilla 2000: Millennium in Japan)
Objective Synopsis:
Japan is at odds about what to do about the Godzilla problem. One group, the
GPN (Godzilla Prediction Network: "good guys"), wants to study Godzilla. The
other, the CCI (Crisis Control Institute: "bad guys"), wants to destroy him.
Godzilla makes the decision seemingly easy by coming ashore and trampling
Japan's infrastructure. Then, pretty much out of nowhere, a UFO appears and
attacks Godzilla. The UFO nestles in Tokyo and mutates into the monster
Orga, setting up the final confrontation with Godzilla.
Logical flaw:
Even though the movie wanted you to sympathize with the GPN, I was all for
the CCI's line of reasoning. GPN: We shouldn't get rid of Godzilla. CCI:
Meanwhile, we let Godzilla destroy Tokyo?
Favorite Part:
This is easy. Godzilla rising out the water and marching into Tokyo with the
classic Godzilla March by Ifukube playing. I've always wanted to hear that
in a theater. I also liked the improved effects since the Heisei series: the
jets and helicopters don't look like toys, plus all the missles actually hit
Godzilla! There is a terrific matte with Godzilla marching alongside the GPN
car at the beginning, too.
Part I could do without:
Some of the mattes didn't work really well. The scenes with Godzilla in the
water vs the military looked like someone cut & pasted Godzilla in on a home
computer. The UFO and the building it sits on never looks realistic, either.
My take:
Ever since I renewed my interest in Godzilla, I've always wanted to see one
of his modern movies on the big screen. While I enjoyed this movie, I didn't
like it as much as movies like Godzilla vs Destroyer or some of the other
90s Godzilla movies. Perhaps because even though Orga had regenerative
powers, I didn't see him as powerful as Destroyer or MechaGodzilla. And for
me, a Godzilla movie is only as good as the enemy monster. On the other
hand, the city stomping scenes in the beginning and end were among the best
in the series, as were the military vehicles and city miniatures. It was
nice to see 90s Gamera-style effects lavished on a real monster.
Final Thoughts:
I went to this movie with some skepticism. Before the movie, I didn't like
Godzilla's large purple spikes and reduced size, plus I was unsure whether
I'd be able to endure the dubbing. The visceral thrill of seeing him on the
big screen set aside all those doubts and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Ignore the negative movie reviews, box office stats, and "fan" complaints
(some of whom only seem to like Godzilla '54, GvsMothra'64, and flying
turtles), and go wax nostalgic over the Saturday afternoon TV Godzilla
movies! Schrooonk!
For the uninitiated: I should add that my web page http://www.gvsdestoroyah.com covers Godzilla vs Destroyer (1995), the last Japanese movie before this one. Godzilla 2000 is not a sequel, it is part of a new timeline. The 1998 TriStar movie (with Matthew Broderick) has absolutely nothing to do with this movie, either.
Thanks Mike! I think that's the first review I've received where someone managed to shoehorn a plug for their site into the review. If you would like to contribute a review, drop me a line at gleep9@hotmail.com. Now pop on out of here to either the Godzilla Movie or Main page.