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q:) !ATTENTION LEGAL-GEEKS! (:p
I've got written permission to do this page from Lucia herself, so don't try pullin' nuthin' funny.
FInE PRiNt:
Not responsible for lost, damaged, misdirected or never-sent-in-the-first-place mail. Some restrictions apply. First one to the page wins. Must be human or facsimile thereof to play. See package for complete details and official rules, open package for product. Offer good until I say otherwise and/or supplies last. No purchase necessary (but well appreciated). Void where prohibited, not void where not prohibited. Entry open to all citizens except stupid people, their immediate families, communists, telemarketers, mimes, Disk Jockeys, daytime talkshow hosts, my ignorant/racist/hypocrite parents, and the states of Delaware and North Dakota (O jeez, Ya! You betcha, dont'cha know). No refunds, exchanges, returns, bitching, or whining. For free entry send a S.A.S.S.Y. to address not provided below or anywhere else. Senior citizens receive discount, junior citizens receive lollipop. Redeem only at participating stores, don't redeem at non-participating stores. For best results open by date not marked on package, for worst results fall off a big fucking cliff into a ten-foot pit of spikes laced with nuclear bombs and DIE!. Drive safely, remember to buckle up, don't chew with your mouth full (?), don't speak with your mouth open, eat your cornflakes before they get soggy, be home by 11, call if you're going to Mike's house, clean your room, mow the fence, paint the lawn, floss twice a day, eat your vegetables, rewind, and please, for God's sake, vote! PS: THIS SITE IS NOT RUN OR MAINTAINED OR POSSIBLY EVEN LOOKED AT BY DRILL, LUCIA, DAN, MARC, OR JD, THEIR AFFILIATES, PRESENT FAMILY, PAST FAMILY, FAMILY BEFORE THAT, OR ANYONE WHO EVEN LISTENS TO DRILL. i JUST GOT PERMISSION FROM LUCIA AND TALK TO HER ABOUT EVERYTHING *BUT* THIS VERY PAGE. THANK YOU, PLEASE DRIVE THRU TO THE LAST WINDOW ON THE RIGHT. EXACT CHANGE ONLY, MAKE FUNDS PAYABLE IN INTERNATIONAL SWAHILI CASHIER'S MONEY ORDER CARD WITH A CHECK ON IT. PS - Melinda Wilson is a Goddess.