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I can see it now, Longinus is singing "Hound Dog" to Diana! Wouldn't that be a riot and Conor has drunk most of the six-pack and starts to think Diana is looking pretty good and approaches her and says, "What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

LOL! What a situation. Oh, it's Diana's turn to sing; for some reason, I think she'd sing "Like A Virgin." (I don't know why, but it just seems like she'd pick that!). And then Slavemaster will follow with "Love Me Tender," making sure to dedicate it to Mai. And can't you just hear Conor crooning, "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling." And they're all drunk and laughing and having a merry time . . .

~Rhiannon

A respones from ListMama Mai~

>I can see it now, Longinus is singing "Hound Dog" to Diana!

Somehow I picture him singing "Love to Hate you" by Erasure....I just don’t think he could do the hip-swivel thing....ALthough I must admit I would enjoy watching him try....

>Wouldn't that be a riot and Conor has drunk most of the six-pack and starts to think Diana is looking pretty good and approaches her and says, "What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

LOL! My first reaction was that Conor would be plowed as well....

>LOL! What a situation. Oh, it's Diana's turn to sing; for some reason, I think she'd sing "Like A Virgin." (I don't know why, but it just seems like she'd pick that!).

I have this image of Diana and Longinus singing the "You're not sick, you're just in Love" duet from the musical "Call me madam..."

In particular the line "Put your head on my shoulder, you need someone who's older" stands out in my mind....

>And then Slavemaster will follow with "Love Me Tender," making sure to dedicate it to Livia.

Don't you think with all that Slave stuff "Sock it to me Baby" or "Unchain my Heart" would be better....?

(mai has LEFT the papa-san!)

> And can't you just hear Conor crooning, "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling." And they're all drunk and laughing and having a merry time . . .

schnort schnort! Too bad his accent is SCOTTISH!!!!!

~Livia

Wow, now this is an interesting scenario. I'm not really too familiar with the Slavemaster dude, so he's not included in my fantasy, ummmm I mean my tableau. Let's see, a kareoke machine, definitely Longinus singing Born to Be Wild while Conor crushes empty beer cans on his forehead and Diana puts on MORE black eyeliner. Then cut to a few tequila shots later and Longinus and Diana singing a duet of My Endless Love while Conor tries to explain to the big palm tree in the corner just why he has to unite the people. Now if we could add Fergus, CAt and Tully we'd definitely have a party. Tully whips out a big ole dubbie and starts singing "Buffalo Soldier" while Diana does Cat's makeup (waitress blue eyeshadow of course) and Fergus, Conor and Longinus do an encore version of "Feel Like Making Love"

God I'm a sick person, help

~Cullen

How about in the end the all get together and sing a quartet: "Addicted to love" You know, the one that goes: The lights are on, and you're not home, your will is not your own, you would like think that you're immune to this stuff, oh yeah, but you uh something something you might as well face it you're addicted to roar...I mean love."

~Lyuba

Well, having only a six-pack limits things (if Fergus was in the scenario, it would wind up with him downing all the beers and everyone else whining about it)....but I think Longinus would do wonderful renditions of "My Way" and "Madness' Twin" from Doctor Jeckyll and Mr Hyde while Diana tossed wine pitchers out the window. Slavemaster would have a bowing contest the drunker they got to gauge who needed more beer. The Yummy Guard would of course have to drag more pitchers of wine and another case of beer up. He and Diana would dance while Conor sang "The Wind that Shakes the Barley"....stopping halfway through to cry about Claire and get er...comforted by Diana (or Longinus). Then I think they'd play the Roariors' Drinking Game....you know, 1 sip if someone asks if Vera and Sebastian are *really* getting married.....a shot if someone wins a prize.... and the winner gets immunity from penguins everywhere....but not the bunnies....there's no escaping them. But they would cheer on the winner and end the evening with the macarena.

~Raven

ROTFL!!! How about Diana singing, "I Hate Myself For Loving You", and then stumbling over to Catlin for some girl talk. They end up trading wardrobe secrets. Fergus gets up and sings "I'm Too Sexy", trying to get the ladies' attention. It isn't working, and so he belts out "Just A Gigolo/I Aint Got Nobody." Tully decides he wants to sing his theme song, "Whip it", accompanied of course by his whip. The Yummy Guard has brought more tequila, and Longinus and Conor, inspired, do their Pee Wee Herman dancing to "Tequila" imitation. Everybody gets up to dance, and they end up "Walking like Egyptians".

~Adriana

Conor would sing "Wind Beneath my Wings", voice cracking after chugging back 3 beers, wobbling slightly on his pretty feet, while Diana would slow dance with a frightened Slavemaster. *Fly... FLYYYYY... * Longy would be stuck moping in a corner, trying desperately to see just *who* it was inside his beer can saying "you have won!"

~Bonnie Colleen

I don't know...but I'd LOVE to direct that scene....

Just one question.......

Only A six pack? Come on! I'd love to see Conor toasted, waving his little sword around...perhaps stripping waving his little sword....perhaps...*heh heh*

~Daisy Simone

...medellia, a few steps behind as ever, walks out of the bathroom and tries to open the door to the hallway- which is locked. She turns around in hopes of catching sight of an alternate exit, when she instead sees Longy, Diana, Slavemaster, Conor, the kareoke, and the beer...Tully, Catlin, and Fergus join the party, and don't notice everybody yelling for Them to keep the door open until it's already closed behind them...medellia ends up singing a skewed version of The Smashing Pumpkins' "Lily" which starts out, "Hee-eath, my one and only..." Remarkably, she isn't drunk. She's then tries to coerce him into a duet until he gets a funny look on his face and asks "Hey, aren't you one of those obsessive types?...I think one of your friends tried to warn me about you..." Cursing Nadia under her breath ("yeah, she THINKS she's gonna have swan-boy all to herself...") she hands Heath another beer, hoping to disorient him...Meanwhile, Longinus has taken control of the mike, and (very ineibriated, mind you) starts a round of "I feel pretty" but slaps Diana's hand away when she tries to touch his hair....she (Diana) and Catlin start throwing punches because she happens to mention atmos; they are separated by Fergus and Conor (Longy's still singing).... after Russell Crowe comes in with a box full of various alcoholic substances ("What? This isn't the LAPD?") the party really heats up, and Conor, Fergus, Tully, and Longinus end up doing 'YMCA'- dance and all. Fergus is unable to finish though, because midway through the song Moira and Dymphyna, alerted to the gathering by medellia via the Roariors' mental uplink, beat down the door and drag him off the stage. Thanks to liberal quantities of tequila, he doesn't notice, and keeps on singing. Tully, feeling ignored, belts out "Sour Times" by Portishead ('nobody loves me...it's true') He tries to launch into SP's "Disarm" but the mike is wrested away by Catlin, who announces that she wants groupies, and starts singing "We went for ratings in the Straight World" ["Credit in the Straight World"].... Medellia, realizing that she has subconciously alerted the HLEB as well, senses Greyhound and the others drawing in but is unable to draw Conor from the clutches of Queen Diana who, still very miffed about Longinus getting slappy with her, is draped over him like a blanket. Just at that moment, Longinus bursts into a rousing version of "Un-break My Heart," while looking balefully at Diana. She drops Conor (who's so plastered he really does drop) and joins Longy for the ballad version of "I Need you around." Medellia, deperate for a way to keep the room closed, ends up using Conor to prop up the (mangled) door. (She had been thinking of using Fergus; he IS bigger; but then noticed Moira and Dymphyna had dragged him into the bathroom and closed the door, and no sane 15-year-old would ever THINK of interrupting)....

~Medellia

They aren't trapped in a room, but a local country/western bar here in town called the golden saddle.... It's Thursday night, karaoke open mic night... Conor, Longinus, and Diana on stage singing 'We've got friends in Rome places, Fergus smashes a beer bottle over the bartenders head saying, 'Get yer eyes off me daughter'...Molly is raking in money playing pool in a see-through linen ceremonial robe, Tully's on the electric bull yelling 'where's them there cliffs of Monin?.... Glas is running around saying I'm the father, i can have a beer...I'm the father...', Catlin's sitting in a corner with a bottle of wild turkey singing 'don't it turn my blue eyes brown', Galen is sitting on a deer head hanging from the wall saying I've been watching...and it ain't pretty'.... And Slavemaster is trying to convince the bar owner and the police not to press charges against the group for getting out of hand....

~Tinne