| Title | Release Date* | Staring | Comments |
| Deep Impact | May 8 | Freeman, Leoni | When will the disaster films end? |
| Bullworth | May 15 | Warren Beatty | May get old quick |
| The Horse Whisperer | May 15 | Robert Redford | Bring a lot of beer, this ones going to suck |
| Quest For Camelot | May 15 | Cartoons | 10 and younger should like it |
| Godzilla | May 20 | Godzilla | I hope Mothra shows up |
| Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas | May 22 | Depp, Diaz | The long awaited sequel to Showgirls? No. |
| Almost Hereos | May 29 | Farley, Perry | Farley's last flick |
| Hope Floats | May 29 | Sandra Bullock | I prefer rootbeer floats |
| The Last Days of Disco | May 29 | Chloe Sevigny | Disco sucked the 1st time around why bring it back? |
| JUNE | JUNE | JUNE | JUNE |
| Cousin Bette | June 5 | Elizabeth Shue | Oh goody a period piece (of crap) |
| Dirty Work | June 5 | Norm McDonald | Will Norm get revenge on SNL? |
| Mr. Jealousy | June 5 | Eric Stoltz | Just what we need, another romantic comedy |
| A Perfect Murder | June 5 | Douglas, Paltrow | Remake of Dial M For Murder |
| The Truman Show | June 5 | Jim Carrey | Rip off of a Twilight Zone show |
| Can't Hardley Wait | June 12 | Jennifer Love Hewitt | Could be funny if not too sentimental |
| 6 Days 7 Nights | June 12 | Ford, Heche | I could say something but I won't |
| Mulan | June 19 | Cartoons | Might be good if not too many sappy songs |
| The X-Files Movie | June 19 | Duchovny, Anderson | Will we finally get some damn answers? |
| Dr. Dolittle | June 26 | Eddie Murphy | At least it's not Bev. Hills Cop 4 |
| Out of Sight | June 26 | Clooney, Lopez | If not too cute it should be good |
| JULY | JULY | JULY | JULY |
| Armageddon | July 1 | Bruce Willis | The big summer action flick |
| Lethal Weapon 4 | July 10 | Gibson, Glover | Will it work a 4th time? Probably |
| Small Soldiers | July 10 | Computer graphics | Looks like Toy Story on crack |
| 54 | July 17 | Meyers, Campbell | A movie about an 80's club, why? |
| Mask of Zorro | July 17 | Banderas, Hopkins | Should have some good action |
| Saving Private Ryan | July 24 | Tom Hanks | I refuse to see a Hanks movie until Bachelor Party 2 |
| Very Bad Things | July 24 | Slater, Diaz | A dark comedy about a bachelor party, I'm in |
| The Parent Trap | July 29 | Dennis Quaid | The 1st one stunk so why remake it? |
| BASEketball | July 31 | South Park creators | Either the stupidest or funniest film of the summer |
| AUGUST | AUGUST | AUGUST | AUGUST |
| Blade | Aug. 7 | Wesley Snipes | Looks like a winner |
| The Avengers | Aug. 14 | Thurman, Fiennes | Good cast, should be good movie |
| Rush Hour | Aug. 28 | Jackie Chan | What more do you need than Jackie? |