Nik Cain: Yeah, should be good. Mark Payne takes on Oblivion in an Ultimate Weapon Death Match. Not only have these two been at each other's throats for about two months, a stipulation has been added that, if Payne were to lose, he will never get another shot at the World Title. Expect Payne to do whatever it takes to win and, against a maniac like Oblivion, it might take quite a lot.

This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-Ultimate Weapon Death match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From A Theater Near You...
Weighing in at 225 pounds...

"The eND Bringer" Oblivion

His opponent...
Led to the ring by Rhapsody...
Fighting out of Allentown, Pennsylvania...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...

"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne

They lock up.
Oblivion uses a handspring elbow on Mark Payne.
A small "Oblivion" chant is being started.
Oblivion hits a handspring elbow on Mark Payne.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a shooting star press.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Nik Cain: Oblivion is so quick. When he really gets going, he'll hit you from three different directions before you even know what's going on.

Oblivion attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Oblivion hits a Yakuza kick on Mark Payne.
Oblivion goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne tries to climb the pole.
Mark Payne is on the second turnbuckle.
Mark Payne is on the top turnbuckle.
Oblivion pulls him back down.
Mark Payne hits a front-layout suplex on Oblivion.

Nik Cain: Payne was looking to grab the Ultimate Weapon. Oblivion pulled him down but got a suplex for his troubles.

Mark Payne executes a Hotshot on Oblivion.
Mark Payne catches Oblivion in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Oblivion is struggling to reach the ropes.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Mark Payne hits a corkscrew legdrop on Oblivion.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne takes Oblivion down with a choke bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne hits a clothesline from the top rope on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne takes Oblivion down with a swinging neckbreaker.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the turnbuckle.
Oblivion comes back, but is met with a clothesline.
Mark Payne goes for a Cradle DDT, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion tries to climb the pole.
Oblivion is on the second turnbuckle.
Oblivion is on the top turnbuckle.
Oblivion is on his way up the pole.
Oblivion is in grabbing distance.
Oblivion has retrieved the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion has retrieved that...that thing!

Oblivion hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

Kevin Cole: Oh dear lord!

Oblivion hits a springboard dropkick on Mark Payne.
Oblivion hits rolling clothesline on Mark Payne.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kevin Cole: What is this! Oblivion has just handed Payne that flaming bat and is daring him to hit him!

Nik Cain: This guy is nuttier than the Planter's Peanut.

Mark Payne hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.
Mark Payne hits a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Payne nailed Oblivion right in the face and then hit him with a tremendous power bomb!

Nik Cain: But Oblivion managed to kick out. Of course, if he keeps giving Payne free shots, he won't be getting up for long.

Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the barbed wire, but Oblivion reverses it.
Oblivion grinds Mark Payne's face across the barbed wire.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with an ax kick.

Nik Cain: Payne gets another face full of barbed wire, followed by a face full of Oblivion's boot.

Oblivion goes for a split legged moonsault, but Mark Payne rolls out of the way.
Mark Payne uses a clothesline from the top rope on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
The crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne uses a fireman's carry into a neckbreaker on Oblivion.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Mark Payne goes for a fisherman buster, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne.
The crowd is starting to get behind Oblivion.
Oblivion chops Mark Payne.
Mark Payne chops Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.
Mark Payne punches Oblivion.
Mark Payne hits a Cradle DDT on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Mark Payne goes for a guillotine choke, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion uses the drop toe hold onto a chair on Mark Payne.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.

Kevin Cole: Payne goes face first into the steel but Oblivion only gets a two count!

Oblivion chops Mark Payne.
Oblivion punches Mark Payne.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Oblivion nails Mark Payne with a piledriver.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Oblivion chops Mark Payne.
Oblivion punches Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion chops Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne hits a German suplex on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

Kevin Cole: Another shot with that horrible object!

Mark Payne catches Oblivion in the Oriental Spike.
Oblivion reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.
Mark Payne executes a snap suplex on Oblivion.
Mark Payne executes a dropkick to the groin on Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.
Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the barbed wire.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne uses the Michinoku Driver onto the chair on Oblivion.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, kickout.
Mark Payne complains about a slow count.

Kevin Cole: Payne drove Oblivion skull first onto that chair and only got a one count!

Nik Cain: And he doesn't seem too happy about that.

Mark Payne goes for a tiger driver, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Oblivion punches Mark Payne.
The crowd is cheering on Oblivion.
Oblivion kicks Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.
Mark Payne hits Oblivion.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Mark Payne executes a dropkick to the groin on Oblivion.
Mark Payne hits Oblivion.
Thhe crowd is booing Mark Payne.
Mark Payne kicks Oblivion.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.
Mark Payne uses a kick to the midsection on Oblivion.
Mark Payne takes Oblivion down with a spinning power bomb.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne goes for a Cradle DDT, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion goes for a piledriver, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Oblivion counters it with a small package.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, kickout.
Oblivion locks Mark Payne in an octopus hold.

Nik Cain: Oblivion unleashes the dreaded octopus hold.

Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne with a thrust kick to the head.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Oblivion gets a scorpion deathlock on Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mark Payne reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Oblivion throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Oblivion goes through the ropes.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Oblivion.

Nik Cain: Oblivion takes this one to the floor, but he'll need to keep an eye on Rhapsody.

Mark Payne nails Oblivion with the drop toe hold onto a chair.
Mark Payne sets up a table.
Mark Payne takes Oblivion down with the Doctor Bomb.
Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.

Kevin Cole: Another shot with that thing!

Nik Cain: That's the third time Oblivion has been on the business end of that weapon.

Mark Payne goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Oblivion blocks it.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a series of headbutts.
Rhapsody comes from behind, but Oblivion nails Rhapsody.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion nails Mark Payne with a snap suplex.
Oblivion hits him with the the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.
Oblivion nails Mark Payne with a frog splash.
Oblivion throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Oblivion executes the eND on Mark Payne.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion hit the eND out of nowhere and got the three count! Payne needs to get back to his feet before the ten count if he wants this one to continue!

Nik Cain: And with, basically, his entire career on the line, I imagine he'd like the match to continue.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
A fan at ringside badmouths Mark Payne.

Kevin Cole: And it will!

Oblivion hits a rabbit punch on Mark Payne.
Oblivion attempts to place Mark Payne on the turnbuckle, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a series of kicks to the head.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion kicks Mark Payne.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne.
Oblivion is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion is simply pounding on the weakened Payne!

Nik Cain: He's crazy, but he ain't stupid. Payne ain't gonna give a guy too many openings, so you gotta take them when they come along.

Oblivion goes for a springboard dropkick, but Mark Payne side-steps and Oblivion only hits air.
Mark Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Mark Payne gives the sign for the Superstar Superkick.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Oblivion.
Mark Payne further incites the crowd.

Kevin Cole: Superstar Superkick!

Nik Cain: And, just like that, Payne is back in control.

Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Payne gets the three!

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Oblivion gets back to his feet.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

Kevin Cole: But Oblivion gets back to his feet!

Nik Cain: And he's reaching for his favorite toy.

Oblivion takes the loaded Po doll and uses it on him.
He goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: What a shot! Payne is down!

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
Mark Payne further incites the crowd.

Nik Cain: But not out.

Mark Payne leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Mark Payne sets up the chair.
Mark Payne executes a Northern Lights bomb onto the chair on Oblivion.
Mark Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Oblivion counters it with an elbowsmash.
Harry Buttcheek removes the chair from the ring.
Oblivion hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.
Oblivion goes for a jumping DDT, but Mark Payne counters it with a small package.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Amazing! Payne got leveled with that bat but managed to roll Oblivion up for the pin!

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, Oblivion gets back to his feet.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion barely beats the count!

Nik Cain: A little surprising, after a small package. Of course, he could have still been reeling from that Northern Lights Bomb onto the chair.

Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the barbed wire.
Mark Payne goes for the torture rack, but Oblivion counters it with an elbowsmash.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne uses a Hotshot on Oblivion.
Mark Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the barbed wire.
Mark Payne chops Oblivion.
Mark Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
Oblivion chops Mark Payne.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion punches Mark Payne.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire.
Oblivion executes a spin kick to the back of the head on Mark Payne.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the barbed wire, but Mark Payne reverses it.
Mark Payne gets a guillotine choke on Oblivion.
Oblivion breaks the hold after 8 seconds.
Oblivion goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mark Payne counters it with a low blow.
Mark Payne locks Oblivion in the torture rack.
Oblivion is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Oblivion tries to fight the pain.
Oblivion submits after 11 seconds.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion submits!

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Oblivion gets back to his feet.
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.

Nik Cain: And, once again, he is very slow to his feet.

Mark Payne kicks Oblivion.
Numerous fans are using Mark Payne for target practice.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Mark Payne punches Oblivion.
Numerous fans are using Mark Payne for target practice.
Oblivion punches Mark Payne.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion hits Mark Payne.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion hits him with the Flaming Metal Barbed Wire Baseball Bat with a mix of thumbtacks and nails stuck to it.
Oblivion executes the eND on Mark Payne.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: The eND! The eND!

Nik Cain: That shot with the bat followed by the eND may be the one, two punch that keeps Payne down for the count.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Mark Payne gets back to his feet.
Numerous fans are using Mark Payne for target practice.

Kevin Cole: No! Payne beats the count!

Nik Cain: That he does, though both these guys are definitely showing the signs of this battle. I'm not sure how much longer they can go at this pace.

Oblivion hits Mark Payne with a thrust kick to the head.
There are lots of chants for Oblivion.
Oblivion yells "Again! Again!"
The crowd is really behind Oblivion.
Oblivion throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Oblivion jumps onto him with a Flying Senton Backsplash.
Oblivion is handed the loaded Po doll.
Oblivion hits him with the loaded Po doll.
Oblivion has the crowd going wild.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a cartwheel kick.
Oblivion executes the eND on Mark Payne on the concrete floor.
The crowd is going crazy.
Mark Payne is out cold.

Kevin Cole: Another eND! Payne looks to be out cold!

Nik Cain: Unfortunately for Oblivion, this is not a falls count anywhere match up.

Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
Oblivion executes a series of headbutts on Mark Payne.
Rhapsody comes from behind and distracts Oblivion.
Mark Payne is handed a cheese grater.
Mark Payne hits him with the cheese grater.
Numerous fans are using Mark Payne for target practice.

Kevin Cole: Oh my goodness! Payne is scrapping Oblivion's already bloody face with that cheese grater!

Nik Cain: That's not sick. Sick would be using it to grate cheese later.

Mark Payne sets up Oblivion on the table.
Mark Payne tries to drive Oblivion through the table with a flapjack into a diamond cutter, but he blocks it.
Oblivion whips Mark Payne into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion hits a double arm DDT on Mark Payne.
Oblivion sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Oblivion tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it.
Mark Payne hits him with the cheese grater.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
Oblivion is busted wide open.

Kevin Cole: Oh my!

Nik Cain: Payne was trying to really open up one of the numerous small cuts on Oblivion, and he just succeeded. The blood is literally pouring out of the mad man now.

Oblivion sets up Mark Payne on the table.
Oblivion tries to drive Mark Payne through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
Mark Payne goes for a front-layout suplex, but Oblivion blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Oblivion executes a piledriver on Mark Payne.
Mark Payne is busted wide open.
Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a dropkick to the groin.
Oblivion throws Mark Payne back into the ring.
Oblivion hits a DDT on Mark Payne.
The crowd is going crazy.

Kevin Cole: Payne's head left a huge red mark on the canvas!

Nik Cain: Oblivion appears to have successfully widened a few cuts on Payne's face as well. Pretty sure they are going to have to scrub down the mat, if not replace it altogether, for the next match up.

Oblivion takes Mark Payne down with a snap suplex.
Oblivion grinds Mark Payne's face across the barbed wire.
Oblivion uses a twisting moonsault on Mark Payne.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Harry Buttcheek.
Oblivion uses a standing moonsault on Mark Payne.
There is no referee to count.
Harry Buttcheek is back on the job.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, Rhapsody distracts Harry Buttcheek.
Mark Payne executes the Last Rites.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
He goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Kevin Cole: Last Rites get Payne the pin!

Nik Cain: And Rhapsody does her job, distracting the ref at all the right times.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, Oblivion gets back to his feet.
The crowd is going crazy.

Kevin Cole: Oblivion is back on his feet!

Mark Payne throws Oblivion out of the ring.
Mark Payne goes through the ropes.
Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne hits a fisherman buster on Oblivion.
Mark Payne goes for the Superstar Superkick, but Oblivion blocks it.
Mark Payne is handed a night stick.
Mark Payne hits him with the night stick.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.

Kevin Cole: What a shot!

Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
Mark Payne is being booed out of the building.
Mark Payne catches Oblivion totally by surprise.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Oblivion on the concrete floor.
Mark Payne is being booed out of the building.
Oblivion is out cold.

Kevin Cole: That kick seems have knocked Oblivion out!

Nik Cain: But, again, this is not a falls count anywhere match.

Mark Payne sets up Oblivion on the table.
Mark Payne executes a reverse flying elbowdrop through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

Kevin Cole: Payne puts the seemingly unconscious Oblivion through a table!

Nik Cain: Well, that oughta wake him up.

Mark Payne whips Oblivion into the guardrail.
Mark Payne throws Oblivion back into the ring.
Mark Payne brings the table into the ring.
Oblivion goes for a flying legdrop, but Rhapsody shoves him off the turnbuckle.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Harry Buttcheek threatens Mark Payne with disqualification.

(Oblivion quickly slides outside the ring, grabs Rhapsody by the hair, and drives her face as hard as he can into the ringpost, breaking her nose and rendering her unconscious. But, as he reenters the ring, Payne is waiting and turns him inside out with a clothesline.)

Nik Cain: Ah, she was asking for it. Of course, Oblivion made the cardinal error of turning his back on Payne. But this is the same guy who handed Payne a flaming barbed wire bat with glass and thumbtacks on it and dared him to swing it.

Mark Payne sets up Oblivion on the table.
Mark Payne executes a flapjack into a diamond cutter through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Mark Payne is going for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Payne puts Oblivion through the table but he still manages to kick out!

Mark Payne takes Oblivion down with a Death Valley Driver.
Security guards are restraining some fans from hitting the ring.
Mark Payne gives the sign for the Superstar Superkick.
Mark Payne executes the Superstar Superkick on Oblivion.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.

Kevin Cole: Superstar Superkick!

Mark Payne goes for the pin.
Harry Buttcheek counts: One, two, three.

Harry Buttcheek counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winner is Mark Payne. Time of match: 0:20:44

Kevin Cole: That's it! Oblivion cannot beat the count and Payne wins this match!

Nik Cain: And what a match it was. Payne and Rhapsody are slowly making their way to the back as Oblivion slowly gets to his feet in the ring. The ring crew is out, trying to wash down a canvas soaked with the blood of these two.