Kevin Cole: The big man submits! Brad Steel and El Estrella are going to the finals!

Nik Cain: It’s more like the finals are coming to them. They are at a disadvantage, as they won’t really get any rest before having to face Mark Payne and Monarch. Then again, Monarch and Payne were about to self destruct at the end of their last match. So, for all we know, they finished the job backstage.

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This contest is a no-DQ-tag team match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 554 pounds...

"The Blonde Bastard" Mark Payne and "King of the Rotten" Monarch

Kevin Cole: Here they come!

Nik Cain: And, man, you can really feel the love in the room now.

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 502 pounds...

Brad Steel and El Estrella

They lock up.
El Estrella nails Mark Payne with a jumping DDT.
The crowd is cheering on El Estrella.
El Estrella goes for a faceslam, but Mark Payne blocks it.
Mark Payne whips El Estrella into the ropes.
Mark Payne misses with a clothesline.
Mark Payne hits a kick to the midsection on El Estrella.
Mark Payne whips El Estrella into the ropes.
Mark Payne goes for a spinning power bomb, but El Estrella counters it with spinning headscissors.

Nik Cain: Nice counter by Estrella.

El Estrella leaves the ring.
He returns with Gary Coleman.
El Estrella hits him with the Coleman.
El Estrella is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Estrella rams him into Gary Coleman.
The Coleman is broken in half.

Kevin Cole: Oh...dear...lord!

El Estrella throws Mark Payne out of the ring.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: one, two, three, four, Mark Payne reenters the ring.
El Estrella uses a double underhook piledriver on Mark Payne.
El Estrella is getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Kevin Cole: Brutal piledriver!

Nik Cain: The World Champ is in trouble early.

Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
El Estrella and Brad Steel whip Mark Payne into the ropes.
They hit Mark Payne with a double backdrop.
Brad Steel leaves the ring.
El Estrella whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
El Estrella hits Mark Payne with a shoulderblock.
El Estrella executes a forearm smash on Mark Payne.
El Estrella goes for a front facelock, but Mark Payne counters it with a backdrop.
Mark Payne climbs the 2nd turnbuckle and mouths off to the fans.
Mark Payne is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Mark Payne tags out to Monarch.
Monarch and Mark Payne hit El Estrella with a double low blow.

Kevin Cole: Oh my!

Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Monarch uses a spinning power bomb on El Estrella.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Kevin Cole: Monarch almost had this match won!

Nik Cain: Monarch has some of the most brutal and effective power bombs in this business.

Monarch hits El Estrella with a fist to the midsection.
Monarch runs into the ropes.
Monarch hits El Estrella with a kick.
Monarch goes for the Burning Hammer, but El Estrella counters it with a crucifix.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Nik Cain: Heads up counter by Estrella but Monarch is able to power out of the pinning predicament.

El Estrella kicks Monarch.
El Estrella is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
El Estrella kicks Monarch.
Monarch hits El Estrella.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
El Estrella chops Monarch.
El Estrella chops Monarch.
El Estrella chops Monarch.
There are lots of chants for El Estrella.

Kevin Cole: Listen to those chops!

El Estrella takes Monarch down with a jawbreaker.
El Estrella tags out to Brad Steel.
El Estrella uses a flying fistdrop on Monarch.
Brad Steel uses an inside cradle on Monarch.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.

Kevin Cole: Kick out!

Mark Payne enters the ring and lays out El Estrella.
Mark Payne nails Brad Steel with the Running Forearm Smash.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Monarch takes Brad Steel down with an inverted power bomb.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Mark Payne leaves the ring.
Monarch places Brad Steel on the turnbuckle.
Monarch uses a belly-to-back superplex on Brad Steel.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

Kevin Cole: Suplex off the top!

Monarch uses the Jackhammer on Brad Steel.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Monarch nails Brad Steel with a running power bomb.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, shoulder up.
Monarch complains about a slow count.
Brad Steel hits an inside cradle on Monarch.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.

Nik Cain: Monarch better be careful. If he loses his temper he might lose this match, which means that he teamed with Payne all night for nothing.

Brad Steel tags out to El Estrella.
El Estrella locks Monarch in a guillotine choke.
Monarch is valiantly trying to break the hold.
El Estrella lets go after 25 seconds.
El Estrella locks Monarch in an octopus hold.
Monarch reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
El Estrella puts Monarch in a guillotine choke.
Monarch tries to escape the hold.
Monarch tries to fight the pain.

Nik Cain: El Elstrella has neutralized Monarch and is trying to send him off to sleepy time village.

Kevin Cole: Sleepy time village?

Monarch is close to passing out from the pain.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Monarch if he's still there.
Monarch nods.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Monarch if he's had enough.
Monarch shakes his head.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin asks Monarch if he's still there.
Monarch nods.
El Estrella lets go after 55 seconds.
Monarch nails El Estrella with a thrust kick to the head.

Kevin Cole: What a kick!

Nik Cain: Here’s a little tip for our friend from south of the border. When you have Monarch trapped, you don’t just let him go.

Monarch hits an inverted atomic drop on El Estrella.
Monarch tags out to Mark Payne.
Brad Steel enters the ring and lays out Monarch.
El Estrella and Brad Steel whip Mark Payne into the ropes.
They hit Mark Payne with a double backdrop.
Brad Steel leaves the ring.
El Estrella goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mark Payne reverses it.
El Estrella is valiantly trying to break the hold.
El Estrella breaks the hold after 11 seconds.
Brad Steel enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brad Steel climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Mark Payne throws him to the mat.
Mark Payne is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Brad Steel leaves the ring.

Nik Cain: So much for whatever Steel had planned.

Mark Payne hits El Estrella with the Michinoku Driver.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Mark Payne whips El Estrella into the ropes.
El Estrella nails Mark Payne with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, kickout.
El Estrella takes Mark Payne down with a headbutt.
El Estrella nails Mark Payne with a flying forearm.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, kickout.
El Estrella hits Mark Payne with a jawbreaker.

Kevin Cole: El Estrella his holding his own against the FCW World Champion!

Nik Cain: You know, the more I see this guy the more familiar his ring style seems but I can’t put my finger on it.

El Estrella whips Mark Payne into the ropes.
El Estrella misses with a kick.
Mark Payne hits El Estrella with an elbow.
Mark Payne locks El Estrella in a scorpion deathlock STF.
El Estrella is valiantly trying to break the hold.
El Estrella breaks the hold after 22 seconds.
El Estrella tags out to Brad Steel.
Monarch enters the ring and lays out El Estrella.
Mark Payne throws Brad Steel out of the ring.
Mark Payne goes through the ropes.
Mark Payne whips Brad Steel into the guardrail.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 1.
Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one.
Monarch executes the Burning Hammer on Brad Steel.

Kevin Cole: Oh...my...goodness!

Mark Payne executes a flapjack into a diamond cutter on Brad Steel.
El Estrella comes over and lays out Monarch.
Brad Steel and El Estrella hit Mark Payne with a double superkick.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mark Payne knocks Brad Steel into the ringsteps.
Monarch comes over to make it two-on-one.
El Estrella comes over and lays out Monarch.
El Estrella goes for a superkick, but Mark Payne ducks out of the way.
Mark Payne executes a vertical facebuster on Brad Steel.

Kevin Cole: Face first into the concrete!

Nik Cain: Jeff Davis has completely lost control of this match.

Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: 2.
Mark Payne goes for the Diamond Cutter, but Brad Steel throws him off.
El Estrella comes over to make it two-on-one.
Monarch comes over and lays out El Estrella.
Monarch goes for a choke slam, but Brad Steel blocks it.
Brad Steel executes a vertical suplex on Mark Payne.
Brad Steel reenters the ring.
Mark Payne follows him back in.
Brad Steel punches Mark Payne.
Mark Payne kicks Brad Steel.
Mark Payne executes a crucifix power bomb on Brad Steel.
Mark Payne gives the sign for the Moment of Clarity.

Kevin Cole: Payne is giving the sign that this one is over!

Mark Payne executes the Moment of Clarity on Brad Steel.
Jeff Davis' Evil Twin counts: One, two, three.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.

The winners are Mark Payne and Monarch. Time of match: 0:12:47

Kevin Cole: Payne connects with the Moment of Clarity and this match is over! Mark Payne and Monarch have won the 2003 Lethal Lottery!

(Payne has been handed his World Title. He’s climbed to the second turnbuckle and has raised the title over his head. He drops down, walks across the ring, scales the opposite turnbuckle, and does the same. On this image, we fade to black.)