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Alright. This is for those of you who now wonder what sort people I am now associating with in uni.
Here are MY profiles on my friends...
biLLy cHaN
Ha Ha Ha!! What can I say about this guy..hmmm.. 2 words describe him. That's all it takes... "TYPICAL HONKY!!" He has the yellow bubble jackets going, funkyass shoes and let's not forget, the MAIN feature, the MOBILE FONE which he uses at least 2 hours every day... making good use of 'YES' time yea billy? All you need now are some space boots and thick rimed glasses! Billy's also a bit of a soft cock. For someone who falls in love way way too easy, 'gurls' are an interesting topic for both of us... not saying that I have any luck or anything.. don't get me wrong.... maybe we should stick to BEATMania or something.. yea billy boy?
MiKKY aRE
Mikky's a quiet boy. A very shy guy in my belief anywayz. His excuse, "i'm cheqin out the people".. hehe.. yea wateva u say man.. dis guy luvs me.. y u ask.. well.. maybe coz I only INTROED him to his present gurlfriend 'YULIN'.. hehe.. according to him.. I'm his "cupid".. pretty interesting huh? hehe.. but Mik's kewl, literally.. real suave guy who knows da moves... and I have da greatest respect for u man.. He has kewl chiq friends too... i'm not gonna mention anyone in particular, altho it's pretty obvious already..
kELvIn tAn
Mr sex god himself. At the age of 21, this guy has already gone through many many sexual experiences, even on the plane.. isn't dat rite Kel? Feeling himself too old to go around chasing gurls now, he feels it his duty to be my tutor, my master...as he gives me advice whenever possible about "gals" and "sex". This was how our study sessions always ended up.... in deep meaningful conversations about "sex"...haha.. not that I don't appreciate or anythin Kel, don't misunderstand.... anything that comes out of your mouth I truly respect... oh yea.. by the way... please don't ever ever drag me out at midnite to have coffee with you again ok? kewlies..
pHUonG PhAM
Fungus Kellie Phuong Pham. Miss killer pool QUeEN herself! This gurl is kRAzY in pool.. she whooped me like 5 games in a row of sumfin.. big time hustlA.. weird thing is... phuong was a good gurl before she met any of us.. she never played arcade games and never played pool... but then she became badazz... hehe..and it's all our fault. Phuong's also "one of da guyz" now. She joins in our conversations bout "seX", and picks out gurls for us to rate... yea.. she's considered a guy now... and to think.. me and Vince were like cheqing her out big time and camp.. *yikes* hehe..
ViNCeNt ChAU
Ah! Vincent Chau.. Dance for me baybee DANCE!! haha.. can dis boy rock da house down with his moves... he steals gurl's hearts and makes guyz jealous! hehehe.. It's weird but the only thing that comes to mind when I think bout Vince is "How Deep Is your Love" by Dru Hill..hmm.. hehe.. I owe dis guy like big time with assignments and shit, dis boy is a GENIUZ!! a kRaZY 2PAC fan, dis guy is also sinGLE! would any of da ladiez be interesteD?? If so.. u know who to ask... =)
VaUGHn HeW
Hmm.. don't let appearances deceive you. Vaughn may seem like a quiet shy type of boy, but inside he is a PSYCHO!! You can see it in his eyes! Anyone who does 360 burnouts and drags on Maroondah highway at 2 in da morning is considered pretty crazy..hmm... and wat was dat about hanging off a jeep moving at 60km/h again?? hehe... like Phuong, Vaughn has also just started playing pool dis year.... pretty good he is.. he has his own style... dat finesse, dat class, dat little pinkie finger sticking up which may suggest 1 or 2 things.... hehe... I won't say anymore!
AnDY hUng
Andy Andy Andy.. You still got 14 year old chiqs chasing you?? hahaha.. nah.. jus kiddin man.. Andy out of all us is actually exposed most to chiQs... being in da business building and all where the ratio of gurls onto guys is like 100:1 *sigh*.. y'd I have to choose engineering?... anywayz, yea.. every time we see Andy, we see him with a chiq, a different chiq each day.. hehe but at the moment, I think he's focused on 1 who works at SUBWAY or sumfin... i'm not sure.. apparently she's suppose to be HOT! long hair, nice face, great body etc. etc. when am I gonna get the chance to meet her man???
