The
world's best pick up lines
Alright, these lines are
one's that I stole off some one else's page.... personally, I
don't use them, and some of them although funny as they may be,
are pretty distasteful, but then again, I haven't got any chicks,
so maybe Ishould start using them.... sheeeeeesh... i dunno....
- 1. I
want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- 2. Can
I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to
call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my
dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
- 3. Is
your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did
hesteal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
[Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say
"yes."]
- 4.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- 5.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the
table and take what I want?
- 6.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone
we did anyway
- 7. The
word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my
place and spread the word.
- 8. Do
your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- 9. That
outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor tomorrow morning.
- 10. My
name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- 11. My
name's [your name], but you can call me
"lover."
- 12.
Nice shoes. Wanna slepp together?
- 13. Can
I flirt with you?
- 14.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a
nice set of buns.
- 15.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What
are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made
in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
- 16. All
those curves, and me with no brakes.
- 17. If
I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it
against me?
- 18.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- 19. I
like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- 20.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- 21. Is
it hot in here or is it just you?
- 22. Can
I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
[Cheese alert!]
- 23. If
I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- 24. How
about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- 25. Do
you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- 26. I
miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- 27.
So... How am I doin'?
- 28. How
about you and I go back to my place and get out of these
wet clothes?
- 29.
[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
- 30.
Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing].
Can I talk you out of it?
- 31. I
lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- 32. I
hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
- 33.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- 34. My
face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
