Solitaire - 11/12/00 05:59:29 My Email:anywhere in Brooklyn Why'dja come here?: to read yer stories Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: all t'ree, why not Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: no If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: them! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: you'd be darlin'

Comments: good stories!

Little Miss Sugar - 10/19/00 20:59:57 My URL:I'm From Fifth Avanue My Email:MissStGeorge1899 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: He's Alright Why'dja come here?: To talk to Action Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All of the above Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I'll never tell If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Me ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: y'all are crazy

Comments: To Spot: " Heaven holds a sense of wonder and I wanted to belive that I get caught up when the rage in me subsides, in this world where I am sinking in this silence-in this world where in this silence I belive, I have seen you in this world where you are silent, y u are waiting in this world where I am free" -Delerium

Shadow or Lie or Shadoween (I don't know which to pick... ;c)) - 10/06/00 17:01:18 My Email:Huh?

Comments: I like your site and the story when 'When the dice are rollin'' but i didn't read the rest yet... i's French so i take me time to read them... Bye and congrats for your site!! Shadow

Linna - 08/31/00 17:12:35 My Email:46th and Main Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: hell yea Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: yea, but i was just in for the f ght If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: me ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: i have no idea

Comments: Hey Action are you eva going to update? Or finish your storieS? are they finished? i think you should write more stories or sumthin'.

Coneflower Adams - 08/26/00 04:49:17 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Pavillion/8490/index.html My Email:conefloweradams@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *peers over at the bar and shrugs* Why'dja come here?: I had some unfinished business wit some people ta take care ah Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Sure, I'll do a little gamblin' while Ise heah Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No, I actually wasn't aroun' at a time. Ise only been aroun' 'bout a year 'er so If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I don't know ya'll all too well, so, no comment ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I don't know. Pick pink on and we'll see...ha ha!

Comments: Ya'll probably don't check your GB anymore, but I'm signin' anyway b/c I am the Newsieverse's Guestbook Stalker...and ya'll are legends heah. I hope to acheive legendary statis too in the Newsieverse even though I don't know how that's goin' right now and ya'll probably could care less so I'll shut up. Oh yeah, the fics are great heah. I love readin' 'em all. And dis site is great too. So, can't say anything else but bye!

Angel Conlon - 08/11/00 18:18:27 My URL:http://welcome.to/brooklyn My Email:RacesGoil@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: funny lookin' fella.. Why'dja come here?: can't a girl have a lil' fun..geeze Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: alla 'de above Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: yea.. sorry 'bout dat If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action & Skweeks ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: nah, greens more yer color..

Comments: girls, i dunno if ya guys even come look at dis old place anymore, but lemmie tell ya.. its still great. tha old skool sites are the best out dere. oh yah, an' i was wonderin if anybody finnished One Last Good Hand..? heh. lemmie know....oh yah, an' peopl s... go check out The Bridge..

Daisy - 07/31/00 19:46:10 My URL:http://www.users.uswest.net/~liewen My Email:Huh? Why'dja come here?: It was on a links page somewhere... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: none Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: no If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: you ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I dunno

Comments: Is this page about Newsies or what?? I mean, I'm all for this site, but I was kinda expecting another Newsies site...

Spinner - 07/23/00 18:42:59 My Email:Central Park Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Neva met 'im... Why'dja come here?: Just clicked around... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Why not all three? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Nope... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I dunno... two against three? Um.... ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: No one looks good in pink anymore...

Comments: Really great page... we all need ta see more newsies around I think! =0)

Thumper - 07/19/00 21:23:32 My URL:http://www.spotsgirl.freeservers.com My Email:New York! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: GREAT! Why'dja come here?: ta loin da game, an' read some stories Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: donno, prob'ly gamble. Drinkin' makes ya smell bad, an' I'se not da fightin' type... Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Su'ah didn't If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: You ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: ??

Comments: Dis is a great site! I luv it! You'se guys sound real cool; email me! All a ya's! Thumper@jackkelly.zzn.com

Ruby - 07/12/00 23:42:58 My Email:All over Why'dja come here?: Just surfed in.. I guess, Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Why not all three? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Don't think so.... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I dunno... I'll hafta' watch first... ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: No one looks good in pink any more...

Comments: Great page, we all need to see alot more of Newsies, I think...

Flame - 06/27/00 20:23:59 My URL:http://clix.to/yonkers_newsgirls My Email:By da Rivah Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Long as I get me drinks, does it matta? Why'dja come here?: Loin a few things... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: We'll hafta see on dat... Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Of coise not... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Uh, dem?

Comments: Well, I've been asking for a link to this place for AGES, and Tink finally gave me one with a threat to read the series or else. I heard this place was awesome in it's glory days along with "old school newsies." Sad that's all gone now...at least I caught the last few months of it last summer (the "glory days" that is). Action, we've only talked a few times...*cough cough* Anyway, off to read the fics, which I've been informed are Tink's fave and along with being classic... Flamie

sassy - 06/07/00 21:12:23 My Email:brooklyn Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: nifty Why'dja come here?: hmmm good question,i heard that you guys had the best gamblers in new york playing here, i decided to see if i could beat any of them Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble and fight Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nope, but then again if your old questions were the standard newsie guestbook questions i might want to soak you. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: you of course ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: oh yeah pink is your color baby.

Comments: this site is pretty darn cool. i love the fan fic, you have to be some of my favorite fan fic writers.

Hey a greeter, hello, doorman, howareya? My friends back in Wyoming called me Dreamer, guess you can too... - 06/06/00 23:15:23 My URL:just got here,Im actually just a wanderer picking pock..hey, why am I telling you this? My Email:I might jst stay here and become a newsie*ponders* Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *looks past his head at the bartender* I havent even steped foot inside yet how am I spossed ta know? Why'dja come here?: ey, I need a drink, yer givin me a headache Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: all of the spoken Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I told you I jist got here, no w nder your just a doorman. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: whose Skweeker and Action, if you'd actually let me in I'd know.*sizes him up* probably them ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: do I have to answer both questions? oh well... If I ere youse, Id stick wid pants. And I dunno who wrote dose questions but Id like to meet 'em.

Comments: *pushes past the annoying guy, sits at the bar and looks for some action*

Connie (Con for Short) - 06/06/00 00:09:23 My URL:New York (Brooklyn!) My Email:Wit' Spot 'o course! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Hottie (I have no clue who you are talking about) Why'dja come here?: I wrote an e-mail but it didn't send, so I'm writing what I wrote on the e-mail here . . . got a problem wit' dat? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: said it before; I ain't repeatin' myself Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I told you, I didn't do it! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: same answer as before ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: devil red I tell you - skin tight to make Spot drool (he he he)

Comments: I loved the first one "When Da Dice Are Rollin'" but why are the others so different? They don't have the background and they have the side bar to slide to the SIDE. The first doesn't. I like the attitudes of everyone (like between Spot and Action), but why do you need more people like Chance and Spitfire? Sort of gets confusing after a while. Anyway, I think your page is great and am wondering when you will finish the stories? PS: Sorry if this came out bitchy PS2: I will check the guest book soon so incase Skweeks or Action want to contact me, I'll give 'em my e-mail (just leave a message somewhere that I can see, 'k?)

Connie - 06/05/00 21:31:39 My Email:New York Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: the one from the story? Why'dja come here?: To tell you this is a great web page Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gambling/fighting Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No, i didn't soak ya If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I think Action would let Skweekers win but wouldn't let her (or the others) on till the very end ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Um, not pink. Try devil red (make Spot act all "I r ally don't like her, I was just staring at the wall behind her" deal.

Comments: I've e-mailed my comments to Action, but I still think this page is great. I like the questions asked and the stories. But, dammit, show some physical attraction between the couples! It's all innocence and ain't none of them innocent. C-ya!

Ruby. - 06/04/00 18:28:37 My Email:Central Pawk. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Okay. Why'dja come here?: Heard dis was da place ta come to. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Why not all three? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Nah, course not. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I dunno, I'd hafta meet cha foist. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: No one looks that great in pink... and I dunno who c me up with these questions.

Comments: Great page, wish I had one..... hmmmmmmmm.

- 04/28/00 19:33:39

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damn, not you agian da names Dynamite now go away im on business - 04/20/00 17:54:28 My Email:slickscg@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: listen kid, dey dont call me dynamite for nothin so knock off already!!! Why'dja come here?: Ta listen ta your anoyen questions I came ta talk to Sweekers an' Action! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Im goin ta be fighten in a minute! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Yea I did! Yea wanna make sumthi of it... thats what i thought! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: remeber what i told ya the first time i hold true ta that!! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I told ya once before im tired of seein you in dress s and i certainly dont wanna see you in a skirt try... HOT PANTS yea hot paints lime green hot pants tell yea what if you leave me alone now ill bring you a pair next time i come!

Comments: Heya, Im lookin for some help with a few stories ive been writen i just cant seem ta finish them so if anyone comes along that maybe wants ta give me a hand that would be great im also lookin for a place ta stay so Ill be back with the pants soon i promise! Always~CTB Dynamite

Raven Sloane, don't you'se got a memrey, kid? - 04/14/00 21:57:28 My URL:Mannhatten fo' now...Loid, wad ya gonna do? Come an' steal me knicker in da middle 'o da noit? I'd jus' loik ta see ya troi. *laughs at the mere thought of it * My Email:If ya wanna know so damn bad, rack ya brain to da last toim ya asked me. *mutters: Dat should keep da creep busy fo' a while...* Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Loik, is da Goverment gettin' dis? Cuz if dey ain't I'se see no reason ta ansewer questions dat you already know da ansewers ta! Do ya wanna see wat dis scrawny Polish thief can ta a neack loik ya's? Why'dja come here?: I'se invited Spot heah. So hah. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Depends. Who'se askin? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Yeah, ya thought I loiked famile , didn't ya? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Didn't we prove dat already? Da ya loik gettin' sarcastic ansewers from me, or summat, cuz you do nah seem ta quit! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Oh, loid, I'm gettin' stange visuals now. Tanks alot ya bastard, now I'm gonna have noightmares.

Comments: Hey dere, deah friends an' gental hearts. Yeah, roit. I'se jus' bored so me an' me pal Spot heah desided ta see wat troble we'se could stir up. So if ya feel a hand down ya pocket, ya know who id is, me puppets. Anyone up fo' some Black Jack? Loid dis Sco ch is heavenly I tell ya. Jist hit's da spot. You should really troi it, Shiner.

Gecko - 04/14/00 01:09:47 My URL:http://gly.fsu.edu/~parker/liz/liz.html My Email:near the Harbor in Brooklyn Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: who??? I missed something. Why'dja come here?: I needed something to keep me occupied Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: first, gamble. then, fight. and there's drinks mixed all in that plan Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I don't think so but then, I cou d have been drunk and that's why I don't remember If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: them, I lose most fights ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: That depends on what season of colors you look best n. I have a feeling your a winter. :0}

Comments: great page and a very good story. I also like the proflies, are going to do one for Sinner or any of the characters from Ireland, I think you should.

Raven - 04/03/00 22:39:36 My URL:http://www.hometown.aol.com/fionamay3/forgotten-newsies.html My Email:Boston, da next best thang ta New Yawk. Well, dats me boithin' place, but I'se a New Yawker if dere eva was one! I usally sell around SoHo & Greenich Village, if ya must know. Jus' do nah take me's spot, or you'se be her in for moi lovely Brooklyn chums.... Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Sounds loike a good kid...oi'll have ta wait an' see want 'is potentail is. Why'dja come here?: I'se was lookin' fo' a place ta relax an' blow money I did nah have on a won-der-full game... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All twee, me buck-o! But I'se a sharper, ya see. Actully I've been da Rough of Mannhatten fo' quite a while. So I'd watch ya pockets if I'se wwere you. Oops, I should nah have said that... Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No sirree ma'am. I'se a roit goo little thief, I'se am. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Dunno...it'd be poitty darn close, I tell ya! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Hey, dere da best questions i'se eva seen on a guest book. Den agian, people say I'm insane...

Comments: Griot site, ya rascles! It's great ta finally find sommun who was in da sharpin' profestioin, lioke I'se was. Keep up da good woik! Drop me a line if ya eva need a gamblin' parter. I'se got some great fan-fics, if ya interested. Godspeed! Crap Shooting ru es! Carrin' da banna! An' all dose cliches...

Raven - 04/03/00 22:27:03 My URL:http://www.hometown.aol.com/fionamay3/forgotten-newsies.html My Email:Boston, da next best thang ta New Yawk. Well, dats me boithin' place, but i Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Sounds loike a good kid...oi'll have ta wait an' see want 'is potentail is. Why'dja come here?: Was

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Patches, Patches Maguire. - 03/27/00 02:10:16 My URL:Queens. Ya got a problem buddy? My Email:Why do you wanna know, kid? *glares* Someone should teach ya a couple a manners Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Gimpy, ya know what? You've been 'ere fer a good year, an' yer still t'inkin' dat 'e's new? *rolls eyes* I t'ink ya need some new lines. Why'dja come here?: Ta see if any a me ole pals are 'ere, but dey don't come 'round much anymore, do dey? *pauses* don't say nuthin', kid, 'less ya want yer arse kicked. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: *shoves him* shaddup, yer pissin' me off, like usual. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Ya mean did I hit ya? no, but I njoyed every minute a watchin' it. *smirks* If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: *bursts into a fit full of laughter* ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Aww, hey, don' feel bad. *tries to stifle a laugh* I se sure it weren't Action, Skweeks, Risk 'er I. Naw, it couldn't be. Too bad Risk ain't 'ere ta defend you like she used ta.

Comments: Man, dat kid is one helluva brat. So, 's anyone 'ere? *looks around at the strange faces* hrm, no one I knows. *looks back at Gimp interregating another customer and shudders* I t'ink I'll leave out da back. Until next time... -Patches

Chase Mallory - 02/13/00 20:59:53 My URL:http://bensonhurst.cjb.net My Email:*shrugs* Ain't got one. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: There's a new bartender? Why'dja come here?: Felt like it. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: You mean I gotta choose? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Um... No. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Depends if I was mad at 'em er not. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: *furrows brow* No.

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Candie - 01/31/00 04:59:06 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *finishes another beer* don't u mean the 2 new bartenders?!? Why'dja come here?: do i need a reason? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: can't i do all three?!? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: not that i kno of.. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: them ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: hells if i know

Comments: ya guys, I luv the page!..and the stories.. especially the part where Action beat the sh*t outta Chance and Spot..

Clink - 01/20/00 00:49:02 My URL:http://clix.to/yonkers_newsgirls My Email:where i see fit Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: new, eh? well as long as we'll buy me a drink... he'll be jist fine.. Why'dja come here?: do i need a reason? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: heh, since i don' like bein no trouble, i'se heah cause i wanna mingle. an maybe drink alittle heah and deah Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: *ponders* i don' t'ink so. unles i was drinkin alittle too much dat night. when was dis again? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: *begins laughing like a silly goose* hahaha! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: eh, pinks not really you'se best color. did ya evah ry lavender? wha bout ruffles?

Comments: Well, it's a nice place here. I likes it alot, dats why i'se always here *grins* I'se always ready for a drink or what not. Hmmn. Speaking of drinks... *wanders over to bar* Time to meet da new bartender...

midge - 01/05/00 23:14:53 My Email:bottle ally Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: kool Why'dja come here?: to sign in! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: all three! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: not that I know of! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: no offence but, them. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: great!

Comments: great stories... get 'em published! ( j.k. ) C-ya!

Chicadee Sullivan I'm Jack's cousin, just moved heah from Sante Fe. But for real i am. i ain't like Chance. Jack's me cousin and me best friend. - 12/28/99 04:29:14 My URL:http://www.onelist.com/community/ChiCnSLiNgSNeWsiEsRp My Email:i uasual sell wit me best Manhattan al Racetrack, at the Sheapshead Races. But i can sumtines be found sellin in Brooklyn wit me best Brooklyn pal Slingshot Conlon (she's Spots cousin) Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Like i said i jist moved heah from Sante Fe, so i jist found dis place. This bartender looks kinda like Spot. I like him! Why'dja come here?: Why else would a girl like me some to a bar? Ta git drunk! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble, drink, fight, and then end up in a dark secluded Alley wit Spot Conlon. Hope ya ain't jealous Action. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: ::blushes:: oh ya figured out wh that was biting your wrist huh? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Well, Action did learn to fight from my man Spot. (but of course she never ended up in a dark secluded Alley wit him!So i'm sorry ta say dat dey would win. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Pink? no no no! Pink is not your color. Powder-puff ink! Now that would look devine! You would have every Newsie after you, Denton! Except Spot of course. He wouldn't see you cause him and me would be in a lip-lock in some dark secluded Alley

Comments: This is how my day goes: 1) wake up 2) drink 3) gambol 4) drink 5) lunch 6) drink 7) gambol while drinking 8) dinner 9) gambol 10) find a dark secluded Alley, and cuddle up wit Spot. (i am sober by this time) And thats my day!

I'se kicked yer ass enough times by now, I'd t'ink you'se 'a know Storm DeSario when you see's her... - 12/23/99 23:21:09 My URL:http://bronxgirls.cjb.net My Email:*rolls eyes* I sell about as much as I go tah church... Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *shoots a glance the way of the bar* Christ, he's been heah for ev 'ah - start checkin yah track records... Why'dja come here?: *shrugs* Tah spite Sunrise... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble till I lose or Action comes in and I quit; one 'a the two...and I ain't drinkin 'less I can make me own... Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: *grins mocki gly* 'Dey soaked yah AGAIN? Jeeze, kid; I would'a t'ought you had loyned yah's lesson by now... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: *cocks an eyebrow and simply looks at you like you're an idiot* ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: *shakes her head* Kid, yah took aive fah yah own good...

Comments: Heya goyls; how's it rollin? Came by to see how much money I can lose in the shortest amount 'a time. *grins* Hey Monroe - I'se beginnin' tah wonder if you'se alive 'a not; you ain't round the House much. ame wit you McCain, al'dough you'se around enough tah pick me pockets. *pauses, then slips a hand in her pocket just in case, then breathes a sigh of relief* Any damn ways, I'm outtah heah - t'ink I'll go hit up d'ose pokah tables... ~Constaniza Antonia Maria Regina Montoya "Storm" DeSario The Brooklyn Bridge Bar

Tapper - 11/28/99 01:45:36 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/newsiedude/ My Email:Tapper's Lil' Newsie Nook! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: kewl man Why'dja come here?: cause i found a guestbook with yer lil link Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: none of the above Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: ummm If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: ummmm i dunno ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: uh yeah

Comments: Awesome! Hey come and visit mine and sign the guestbook pleeeaasee!!! Email me sometime. Bye DUDE Tapper

Dynamite Jackson - 11/23/99 23:57:49 My Email:slickscg@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I could use one of those...*smiles as he bends ova* Why'dja come here?: Ta listen ta ya ask me questions, Why do you think i came here? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Is all of the above an answer?? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Not lately i havent If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: me cause id beet the crap out of you afta'!! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Pinks not your color sweetie and besides im tired or seeing you in dresses try a skirt maybe!!*gets a visual and shudders* NEVERMIND!!!

Comments: Great page! Im new to the newsie game here in NY, came here direct from gettin "helped" *cough*kicked*cough* out of Chicago! Just out tryen ta make some friends, so bye for now! Dynamite Jackson

Patches - 10/06/99 04:17:59

Comments: Hey Storm, I t'ink ya lost sumthin'...*grins* Until next time... Patches Maguire

Patches, ya moron. - 10/06/99 03:53:39 My Email:Git outta me face Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Like Storm said, he ain't new! Damn it, boy, do ya evah take notice a da t'ings goin' on around ya? Why'dja come here?: I gots me reasons Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Ugh, not gamble, I've loined me lesson, but hey, who're you ta ask, anywayz? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I got news er ya, kid: dey ain't new questions either. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Obviously not you, ya skrawny bubble brain. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Skweeker's got da sense a hunou 'ere, I suspect it was 'er.

Comments: Heya goils, How's it rollin'? Glad ta see more people've come by da alley. Anyone hoid frum Risk? She hasn't been 'round fer quite some time. Miss playin' poker wit 'er. Anywhoot, maybe I'll stop by again some time soon. Until next time... Patches Maguire

Lazy - 09/29/99 19:39:07 My URL:http://bronxnewsgirls.cjb.net

Comments: *returns quickly* Gimme da money back, McCain! *mutters* I should know betta den ta walk out dat door witout checkin' me pockets . . .

Lazybones Johnson - 09/29/99 19:37:15 My URL:http://bronxnewsgirls.cjb.net My Email:Featherbed Avenue Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Not my type. Why'dja come here?: I jist t'ought Action might like ta know dat we'se givin her bunk ta someone else if she don't show up once in awhile. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: *gestures at Skweeker and Action* I live wit dose two! I gots more sense den ta gamble wit 'em! I ain't got ta time ta deal with Splints if he smells whiskey on me breath, so none of the above. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No, but if ya start doin' dis ov h at da lodgin' house, I might hafta. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Dem. Hands down.

Comments: Evenin' goils, how goes it? Jeanie's just about written youse off as dead, ya know. Hey Skweeks - dat guy Ricochet's been by again. Can you do anyt'ing wit him? Let's see, dat all . . . Oh, yeah, if da twins come by keep 'em away from da bar. I don't w nt Splints on me back. See ya tanight.

DeSario, yah moron! Jeeze, how often do I'se come in heah anyway? An you's still don't know me?! *glances at Skweeker* Why da hell'd you hire dis guy? - 09/25/99 19:27:18 My URL:http://bronxgirls.cjb.net My Email:O'vah by tha Harlem Ri'vah. Eh, why's I tell *you's* dis?! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: New? He's tha same guy as the last eight times. Get wit da program. Why'dja come here?: *shoves the annoying little question boy outtah her way* Tah tawk tah Monroe an' McCain, now will you get lost? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Hahaa...you's j'est precious, kid...*yells* MONROE! Come get yah little question boy be'fah he dies a young death! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Actually, naw; but I'se about ta have a part in soakin yah if you don't quit followin me 'round! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Well yah know...consider'in McCain is kinda vertically challenged...I don't know....'a coyse Monroe would splatt'ah yah on the pavement, but... ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I'm guessin tha lovely ladies ov'ah at that table... *points*

Comments: Heya, Monroe...long time no see. You's around da Lodging House about as much as you'se around Conlon. *laughs* I'se j'est came tah stop in, say hey, and all that jazz. An one more t'ing - get rid a Mr. Questions be'fah he finds a kni e stickin outtah his side... Take care; Bet High, Risk Low; ~Storm

Fists - 09/07/99 21:44:32 My Email:fists9816@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I've never been hear before. Not much for the bars. Why'dja come here?: South made me come. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: W-E-L-L, I got my nickname for punching out a guy, but I usually don't look for fights. Mouse says People are afriad of my fists. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Maybe, why not. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Me. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I don't know, why are you asking me.

Comments: This place sure is a hell of alot better than the upper east side. Being rich isn't exactly the glory it is cracked up to be. Tat's why I left, me and me twin sister, Twigs. But we ain't identicall!!!!!!

Mouse - 09/06/99 22:28:38 My URL:http:// South's. My Email:People's wallets. Watch youse pockets. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I ain't a drinker, tats South, Matches,and Fists, job. Why'dja come here?: Came wid me friends. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble and fight. Ta scabs get mad at me cause I gots a riged deck. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: NO! I's was wid...I don't know w o I wad wid. But No! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: OI don't know. I don't tink I woulds wwannafights tem. Dey's me friends. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Ssh! (Be as quiet as a Mouse.)

Comments: Hiya Action, Skweekers. And all youse ouddars. How's it going? It ain't to great heah. South got into a little bits of trouble wid ta Delancy's. She told me to ask youse people to help us beat ta hell out of tem. So if youse wanna help soak um, email e or her at. mouse666@yahoo.com or SouthMacCain@yahoo.com

South MacCain - 09/06/99 22:12:08 My Email:Ta Docks. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I didn't know he was new. Tis is me second time to New York. Why'dja come here?: Came wid me girls, and ta Newises Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Drink and Fight. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nope. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Neither, I ain't got no problems wid them. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I dunno.

Comments: Y'all gotsa fine alley here. And I'll see youse around. You can meet me girls: Kitty Kat, Twigs,Peeks,Mouse,Matches,Fists,Bets,and Doe. Next time.

Gallant - 08/28/99 02:43:11 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: eh Why'dja come here?: say hi to action its been awhile Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: not this time this visit is gonna be short and sweet Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: eh If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: eh ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: eh

Comments: hey goils been awhile.....Action send me an e-mail would ya tell me whats been goin on I'd like to actually hear from you!Gallant Jt633@aol.com

Patches - 08/14/99 21:44:45 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/3783/index.html My Email:patches_is_kewl@yahoo.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ah, 'e ain't all dat new. you can stop makin' a fuss about 'im now. Why'dja come here?: kuz i ain't signed in in years. well, maybe months. an' sides. i miss da joint ;) Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: ah, sure. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: i don' wan a hear it. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: yer already pissin' yer pants, don't make more of a fool of yerself. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: *smiles* kid, ya better git use to it.

Comments: Haya people! Dis place sure is da place ta be in gossip an' stuff...i kept meanin' ta come by 'ere, den i left fer Europe, and know what? Dey gots newsies dere! I took a picture a one, but dey's oldah people, unfortunately. Maybe i'll scan it an' pu it up fer all ta see....i dunno. anyone go fer it? anywhoot, still lookin' good, so until next time... -Patches

Storm DeSario - 08/10/99 02:52:52 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Metro/2066 My Email:storm_desario@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *brushes her hair back* Eh, he looks da same as last time. What can I say. Why'dja come here?: Just ta drink; Dusty 'ah me place covered 'fa 'da night. I's have ta keep up 'wit me competition, ya's know. *grins* Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Ahh, you's know how me and fights go. But I'll play a hand a poker if you's got one set up...oh yeah, I see 'da Trio of Terror in da corner, I'll go get in on 'dere game...or yeah, and drinkin; puttin away does Long Island Iced Tea's like dey's going outta style Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Does Skweekers pick pockets? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Jeeze, w'ats wit you's an' all 'dose hypothetically questions. Why don't you's go mention 'da trash can ta Action and find out? ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Hmm Hmm Hmmm...not I, said 'da cat...

Comments: Ehya Action; just stopped by ta look da place ov'a again. You's know how it is; it get's borin in Manhattan. Re-read ya fan fiction for probably 'da t'ird time. Had a few drinks. Made some money off Fool and Patches, but lost it to Skweekers hand in me po ket as usual. So I's guess I'll see ya's back at da Lodging House; if you's ever decide to show up by curfew. Ha.

Cleo - 08/09/99 07:56:06 My Email:Furplemoon@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: He's very...yummy Why'dja come here?: To stare at the bartender and laugh as me monkeys eat him Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: drink...definatly drink Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: ...::small and meek voice:: no If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Skweeker and Action ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: yes

Comments: Hey ya! Touchdown, dont be mean to me monkeys...dey didnt do nothin to ya...well george did...BUT he dont count... :starts to chase the bartender around:: COME 'RE YOU CUTE LITTLE BARTENDER YOU!!

- 08/08/99 19:05:03

Comments: AAAHHHH!!!! (my other one got sent accidently!) ya gotsta keep dem flyin poile monkeys outa heyah!!!! ::runs and hides under a table:: HELP ME!!!!!! DEY R GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! ::runs around the place screaming bloody murder:: ::grabs question boy and puts him infront of her so monkeys beat him to a bloody pulp.:: heheh! ::walks out door with huge smile on face::

Touchdown - 08/08/99 19:03:14 My Email:me sellin' spots me own bizness! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: 'e's kinda cute if youse asks me...oh yeah...youse did! Well, 'e's kinda cute. Why'dja come here?: I's came heyah ta tawk wid me friends an' loin how ta play craps! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: do i's 'afta pic only one? Please say i's dont! dey awl is fun! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: HELL YES!!!! Youse was annoyin in fact youse still annoyin! jist wait till youse off woik! An' youse taught da udda soakin was bad! HA! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: THEM! awl da way! not only is it an unfair match(I luv dem unfair matches dat get people i's don' like ta lose!)an' even if youse could git someone else dey would beat ya! unless, f couise youse got Spot, Spot would roll Action down main ::laugh:: street ::laugh:: in a garbage ::laugh:: can again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry Action! but Spot is me brudda an' 'e would neva help youse! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! actully i's t'inks poip e is yer best colour. it brings out yer eyes. but I guess maybe youse could get a nice poity dress from Sarah Jacobs...i's shoa dat biotch has plenty of 'em!

Comments: Action! Da place is still as great as i's memba! of couise dat stupid question boy is still annoying, but dats ok! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Storm DeSario - 07/17/99 23:42:53 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Metro/2066/ My Email:Little Italy (I's got good friends and roots 'dere) or Bay Ridge, Brooklyn when I can get ov'a 'd re and out of Spot's sight Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Eh, I's had better; a little stingy w'it 'da Long Island Ice Teas. Kind'a cute though... Why'dja come here?: Why da 'ell not? I heard da food sucks, da beer is strong, and the action is hot. My kinda place. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Drink foist, gamble lat'a, and fight if 'da need be. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Ha. Naw, I let Skweeker n Action have 'da fun a dat. I did take picture 'though. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Ahahahahaaa....*laughs hysterically*...you's funny, kid. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Don't looks at mes. Al'doe you's might look bet'a in blue lace. *tee-hee*

Comments: Eh, beautiful place you's got yer'self here Action. Loved hearin' bout you's again in the Fan Fiction; I's glad to 'ear you's back in town. (I 'dought I hoyd loud noise comin' from da Bronx!) Thought Spot would ne'va shut his mouth 'bout dat trash can inc dent after you's left fa Chicago. Keep 'im in line, goyl. Keep 'im in line. He needs it.

Fire/Geenie (Don't ask, long story.) - 07/14/99 18:09:23 My Email:Da tracks an' Central Park Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Hees ok, best bloody mary i'se eva tasted! Why'dja come here?: Gots no whea else ta be Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All t'ree Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: coise! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: na comment! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: pink ain't ya color! *smirks*

Comments: cool

Nevermore - 07/04/99 21:23:25 My URL:http://drifting as of tha' moment My Email:Sunset Park. The buildin's make real good echo's when I shout out headlines Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: eehhh....*brushes her hair out of her eyes and looks*.....s'alright, s'alright.... Why'dja come here?: Was at Angela's Random Babblings...or Santa Fayes....can't remember which....needed a drink, and they told me to try this 'ere place. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: *laughs* A lot of the first, a lot of the second, and a little of the third. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: errr...ahh....*nervous laughter* ....nawww.... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: You of course. Yeah. And I believe in the Easter Bunny. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: nawww...better in tight leather pants....*laughs*

Comments: Had a great time; I like 'dee layout a 'da place. The entertainment (the fan-fiction) was just great. Although the beer was a little watered down....*looks suspiciously at the bartender*...but 'da action was good and 'da dice was hot. I'll be back again w en I need another good time. (And when I've got money to have my pockets picked...ahem...SKWEEKS....) Meanwhile, keep d'ose dice rollin and 'da spirits high.

The one, the only, Skweeker McCain - 06/27/99 03:47:19

Comments: LISTEN UP GENERAL POPULATION OF EVERYONE, ACTION MONROE, the Action Monroe, is addicted to a new game! Not craps, not poker, BINGO!!! Bingo, she's one of the bingo hall regulars now. Thanks to yours truly. ::evil snicker::

ACTION - 06/17/99 18:36:18 My URL:think real hard My Email:you ask too many questions Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: GO AWAY I gots stuff ta do Why'dja come here?: Whats it to ya? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All of the above now scram Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: shut up If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: you're pathetic ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: he he not tellin'

Comments: HEY GUYS!!! ACTIONS BACK!!

Cleo - 06/14/99 23:12:28 My URL:dont have one My Email:furplemoon@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Hes cute... Why'dja come here?: to get drunk and to let everyone meet my monkeys, see heres bob, and that one theres margret, and the one eating touchdowns hair is george. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Drink! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No! But me monkeys did! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Skweeker and Action ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Yes you would dear, you would look very cute and han some

Comments: Ello! Me monkey say hi to! Whats up peoples me and de monkeys are bored. Gotta go for now! See ya!

Spitfire - 06/11/99 12:02:33 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/ My Email:spitfire2@geocities.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *innocently* Oh, dere's a bar heah? I din't know dat . . . Why'dja come here?: Ta see what's new. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Ah, gamble. Anyt'ing else an' Spot'd have me head. *mutters* Ovah-protective . . . Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: What ya don't rememba? Dey ratt e yer brain or somet'in? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: them ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I'se toldja a million times - not pink, lavendar!

Comments: Heya peeps! So how's it rollin'? Any new stories comin' up? T'ings've gotten slow aroun' heah. Hey, IT'S SUMMER!!! I redecorated me page some - it's ovah a yeah old. *dances around* Gotta get for me LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, but I'll be back, an' yes I do plan ta woik on The Best of Friends. Promise.

Blue - 06/01/99 21:29:01 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Club/3729 My Email:Anywhere da papes will sell Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Wad? We got a new bartender? Hey kid come here! Why'dja come here?: Who's askin'? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All t'ree Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Yep. And I'd do it again. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Sweeker an' Action ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Naw, I like the blue one better.

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Blue - 06/01/99 21:27:13 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Club/3729 My Email:Anywhere da papes will sell Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Wad? We got a new bartender? Hey kid come here! Why'dja come here?: Who's askin'? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All t'ree Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Yep. And I'd do it again. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Sweeker an' Action ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Naw, I like the blue one better.

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Ally - 05/29/99 15:05:18 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:05:04 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:04:31 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:03:56 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:03:48 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:03:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Ally - 05/29/99 15:03:27 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/broadway/orchestra/1322/ My Email:frannieism@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I'm new here, so I can't really compare him to the old one, now can I? Why'dja come here?: I kinda just stumbled in for no particular reason. I'm new in this town. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Me? Hehehe..nooo If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Action and Skweeks, all the way. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well, I don't like pink on anyone. What about blue? br>

Comments: I adore the stories. Just wish there were more...

Tink - 04/19/99 02:20:27 My URL:http://members.aol.com/TinkStar4/index.html My Email:Broadway Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ...I wasn't aware the old bartender left...hell. I wasn't even aware there WAS an old bartender. Oh well. Why'dja come here?: Why not? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Can't I do all t'ree? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: What were the old questions? If ou don't start making some sense, kid, then I AM gonna soak ya... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Who's you? Probably them, cuz I'd help. :) ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Hm... is it chiffon? Everyone looks good in chiffon. And stilettos. Get some pink stilettos to match and diamonds and you'll look... well... freakish.

Comments: Love the page, girls! Course, the questionnaire, you lost me totally. :) Great great page though. I be back.

Jinx (or Jay, whichever you want) - 04/05/99 00:52:29 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Guild/8810 My Email:Jinx_Logan@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: so, so Why'dja come here?: Cause Strikes dragged me (literatly. When you're 5'1", a person who is 5'4" and a half has no problem what-so-ever in dragging you down the street. Believe me) Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble, what else? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nope, never met you in me life If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: *shruggs* depends on if I'm having a bad day or not ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Well I dunno. Put one on and we'll find out, won't w ? *g*

Comments: NO! Strikes signed before I did, the evil bitch (just kidding Strikes, calm down *s*). Well, at least I know how to sign a guestbook properly. I KNOW where my email address is supposed to go. And who doesn't? Well, hmmm lemme think. Could it be....STRIKES I think so! *s* Well anyways, I will be back (I'm trying in vain not to sound like Arnold Schwartzer-whatever-the-hell-his-name-is-egger, but I don't think it's working). I think I'm going to go see what Strikes did with that chocolate...Oh, and if ya wa t, come visit our little poker place: (I'm hoping this imagine will work) I have a feeling this isn't going to work. .

Luckie Strikes *jesus, I'm an idiot* - 04/05/99 00:44:04 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Guild/8810 My Email:LuckieStrikes@hotmail.com

Comments: I'm an idiot. Don't mind me. I went and put the name of my website in the place of my email. Chocolate screws up the brain. But nothing can make me stop eating it....

Luckie Strikes - 04/05/99 00:42:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Guild/8810 My Email:The Poker Hall Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *scrunches up her nose and looks at the bartender* ehhhh, he's alright Why'dja come here?: Just taking a look around...and hoping to sign the guestbook before Jinx does Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble now, drink later, fight afterwards Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nopenopenope If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: 2 against one? I'm crazy, but I ain't THAT crazy...maybe if Jinx was helping...Well, i dunno! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Maybe a Medda outfit might work...Ya know, pink dres , pink tights, pink shoes *shudders* I'm kidding. Really, I am.

Comments: Heyheyhey! Nifty place ya got here. Might just come back, but don't hold your breath *smiles* Juuuuust kidding. (I'm eating chocolate. Chocolate makes me strange. Don't ask)...f**k f**k f**k a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger-bang an orangutang, support you local zoo, HEY! (that's sung to the tune of row row row your boat btw. Just a little friendly entertainment *s*) So, anyways, I better finish typing this so I can be sure to beat Jinx in signing this thing. I think she's off playing poker somewhere....

Luckie Strikes - 04/05/99 00:41:36 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Guild/8810 My Email:The Poker Hall Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *scrunches up her nose and looks at the bartender* ehhhh, he's alright Why'dja come here?: Just taking a look around...and hoping to sign the guestbook before Jinx does Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble now, drink later, fight afterwards Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nopenopenope If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: 2 against one? I'm crazy, but I ain't THAT crazy...maybe if Jinx was helping...Well, i dunno! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Maybe a Medda outfit might work...Ya know, pink dres , pink tights, pink shoes *shudders* I'm kidding. Really, I am.

Comments: Heyheyhey! Nifty place ya got here. Might just come back, but don't hold your breath *smiles* Juuuuust kidding. (I'm eating chocolate. Chocolate makes me strange. Don't ask)...f**k f**k f**k a duck, screw a kangaroo, finger-bang an orangutang, support you local zoo, HEY! (that's sung to the tune of row row row your boat btw. Just a little friendly entertainment *s*) So, anyways, I better finish typing this so I can be sure to beat Jinx in signing this thing. I think she's off playing poker somewhere....

Touchdown - 02/25/99 21:14:53 My Email:TDSnitch@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Cute....very cute actually....nice job at pickin him out!!! Why'dja come here?: what da hell does it matta to you??? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: dats my poisonal business and i's would like it if youse would let it alone before i hafta soak ya. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: of coiuse i's soaked ya! dont i s like every day??? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i dunno youse seem ta be gettin a litta strong der.....NOT!!!! dey could beat you wit two hands tied behind der backs! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: i pink dress??? nah...maybe a poiple one....but def nitly not a pink one!

Comments: Action ya know i love it here!!! Skweeks i aint seen youse in a while! where ya been?? Action where da hell have youse been i's aint talked to youse in a LONG time!!! next time yall are online e-mail me!!! i am a very bored person with a lot of shit h ppening to my life!!! two aunts in the hospital an uncle that might have a type of cancer it has almost been 3 months since a friend of mine died one of my great aunts died recently.....not much good soundin huh?? well e-mail me next time youse are on ine!!!! k well gotta go. bye bye ~Touchdown~

Touchdown - 02/23/99 01:49:01 My Email:TDSnitch@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ok but dat last one was ok too and i's neva keep track o bartendas less dey owe me sumptin! Why'dja come here?: ta 'ave a good ol' fashiond laugh wit me friends duh! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: awl t'ree tank ya kindly now kit outa me way cuz yer crampin me style! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: of coise! whadda i's look like a moron? a coise i 'elped! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: dem a coise! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: a coise youse'd look good in a pink dress! youse'd l ok mighty pirty in one actually!

Comments: 'ey da place is great love it heyah! wish i's could stay but i's gotta meetin wit NSYNC!!!! dont i wish! yea but on a serious note.....hey Action, Skweaks.....uh why'd ya let dose stupid flyin poiple monkeys back in heyah?????? dey's afta me again!!!! !! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help me!!!!!!!!! peace! ~Touchdown~

Touchdown - 02/23/99 01:43:57 My Email:TDSnitch@aol.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: i dunno.....i's kinda liked da last one jist fine....but wadda i's know? Why'dja come here?: cuz me friends come heyah alot and i taught i's'd come back seein as how i's aint been heyah in a while. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: cain't i's do awl tree?? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Oh Hell Yeah! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: dem duh!!!!! youse aint nuttin but a annoyin question askin noird!

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Cleo - 02/20/99 18:50:04 My Email:dont have one, used to have a spot but not no more Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: He's very...interersting Why'dja come here?: because I havent been here in a while Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble, I dont drink....much Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: no! Why would I soak ya If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Them ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: pink dress? Why pink? Pink not pretty. Now a how abo t a white wedding dress? you'd look nice in that

Comments: HIYA PEOPLEs! remember me? I'm monkey girl. you know the flying poiple monkeys! well just stoped by to say hi so "Hi"! ~Cleo

Patches - 01/24/99 06:31:38 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ah, well, 'e ain't new no more... Why'dja come here?: why? ta see what's been up to dis place. it's been kinda slow, ya knows? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: none, right now. i'se kinda busy. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: shut up If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: c'mone, don't kid yerself. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: i'se assuming it weren't you.

Comments: hay you guys! long time no write! i ain't see youse fer ferever! i luv what youse done wit da place! i likes it! you guys 'ave been pretty busy lately, 'ay? well, gotta go. until next time... -Patches Maguire

Spitfire . . . live an' in poison! *grins* - 01/21/99 17:42:47

Comments: Heya! How's it rollin'? I been travelin' fer me health an' jist got back. I can't believe so few people have signed since da las' time I was heah! What's da matta wit you people, huh? Fer anyone who mighta emailed me an' din't already know. I'se off ine, an' in da middle a exams. I'se plannin[ on deletin' da thousand emails in me inbox, so ya betta write me again. Love da new look by da way! See ya!

Action Monroe - 01/17/99 21:24:24

Comments: HEY!!!!!!!!! SKWEEKS!!! IF YOU GET THIS EMAIL ME ASAP AT actionsdice@hotmail.com

CYNICAL - 12/16/98 02:54:14 My Email:ANYWHERE THAT THE BULLS CAN'T FIND ME AND I CAN MAKE A FEW BUCKS. vickiejin@ibm.net Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: NOT A REAL LOOKER IF YA ASK ME. Why'dja come here?: TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN ANYTHING LIQUID. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: WHY NOT ALL THREE? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I CAN'T DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION AT THIS PRESENT INTERVAL. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: NO COMMENT. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: WHAT?

Comments: GREAT PAGE!! GREAT FANFICTION!! GREAT CHARACTERS!! IT'S JUST GREAT!!!! MORE, MORE, MORE,MORE, MORE,MORE,MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!!!!!!!! :0) DANIELLE (AKA CYNICAL) ** IF YOU CAN'T GUESS THE REASON THEN I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A SHARP BLOW TO THE HEAD. **

CYNICAL - 12/16/98 02:52:52 My Email:ANYWHERE THAT THE BULLS CAN'T FIND ME AND I CAN MAKE A FEW BUCKS. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: NOT A REAL LOOKER IF YA ASK ME. Why'dja come here?: TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN ANYTHING LIQUID. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: WHY NOT ALL THREE? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: I CAN'T DIVULGE THAT INFORMATION AT THIS PRESENT INTERVAL. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: NO COMMENT. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: WHAT?

Comments: GREAT PAGE!! GREAT FANFICTION!! GREAT CHARACTERS!! IT'S JUST GREAT!!!! MORE, MORE, MORE,MORE, MORE,MORE,MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!!!!!!!! :0) DANIELLE (AKA CYNICAL) ** IF YOU CAN'T GUESS THE REASON THEN I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A SHARP BLOW TO THE HEAD. **

spike - 12/01/98 22:51:31 My URL:hey! i's moved ta manhattan! My Email:uh......? steal dem from othas? Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: i neva drank in me life.... Why'dja come here?: i's came wid'a couple of me friends. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble 'n fight. i's beat da snot outta spot conlon...? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: oh no no no sir.... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: dem ya wuss. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: sorry- i's don't 'tink cross dressin' is ya thing du e!

Comments: Where is everybody? I's so lonely. Havn't been heya in a while. Hey, should I's become a newsie? I dunno. I's like da adventure of stealin' from people but I's need somethin' new. An' dis friggin' bench hoits me back! Anyways, I was wonderin' if an body wanted to fight, cuz i's defi-i-i-net-al-y ((tries to pronounce it right)) am up's ta it! Seey'all laita's! Yo Action!

Skweeker - 11/27/98 00:27:28

Comments: Can't stay long, sleep deprivation has caught up to me. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Patches "the evil" Maguire - 11/23/98 06:00:15 My URL:http://heh heh heh.... My Email:muahahahahaha!!! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: well, i'se supposin' 'e' ain't so new no more, but 'e's doin' a fine job. *turns to him* hay, how 'bout anuddar? Why'dja come here?: well, why'd ya t'ink? i mean, lookit alla da people 'ere. well, i gots a few reasons. foist, ta see if dere's any guy i can pick up. usual routine. second, ta see if dat damn craps game is evah gonna finish or start 'er whatevah i swear, it's been about a year. MAYBE DEY JIST CAN'T TAKE DE PRESSURE! ha! whatta youse t'ink a dat? i could handle it. fact, i could probably handle it bettah den anyone 'ere. thoid a all, ta see if anyone's drunk enuf dat i can pickpocket someone. hay is anyone up to a booze contest? last surviver wins? c'mone peeps, ain't no one inta dis stuff anymore? i swear, dis place would be on it's downfall if it weren't fer me *grins widely* Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: yes. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: i nevah asked why youse was aski ' new questions. an' i dunno if i did. if ya can't remembah, why on oith should i tell ya? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i could beat youse all! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: i wish i did. i t'ink i'd prefer ya in a greyish'blu skoit, since ya know, dat's da latest trend. ;)

Comments: well, i believe dis is gittin' pretty damn slow. damn damn slow. ah well. dis place is jist as i remembah it. 'membah da good ole days? when i was a nobody to everyone? man, dat was such a trip. oi. i t'ink dem dogs is oikin' agin, but dey's down a few st eets, so i believe i'se okay fer now. an' what evah happened to dem poiple monkeys? -Patches

Angel - 11/07/98 18:12:16 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RacesGoil/newsies.html Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: huh ? Why'dja come here?: *snickers* well, dis is the place for Craps ain't it ? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble.. deffinatly. drink.. shoa why not. and fight.. if i gotta Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: me ? huh ? now why would i have art in sumtin' like dat..? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: them.. well, who are u foist ? ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: naw.. pink ain't yer color..

Comments: hey Action and Skweeks and whoever else runs dis join.. ya gotta nice place here. keep those dice rollin' ! oh yah, and Skweeks.. haven't seen ya around lately .. where ya been ? well, i'll be goin' back ta brooklyn now... cya !

Skweeker, am I in the right place, haven't been here in a while... - 11/02/98 21:38:53

Comments: ::sits down at a table:: Hey all, I'm finally here, not for long tho, got ohter places to go and people to annoy. Did i miss much? Fill me in...

Patches Maguire - 10/31/98 01:13:39 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ugh Why'dja come here?: Ugh Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: UGh Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: UGH If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: UGH!!!!!! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: STUPID BOY! GO AWAY!

Comments: hay, i feel like being unknown. like i was when i first started writing in this damn thing. if there's a new identity in this book somewhere, don't be alarmed. it won't be me ; ) -Patches

10/24/98 22:34:50

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Cool page Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook

Fool - 10/21/98 05:37:53 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:foolie14@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: ... We got one? Ah, must of been drunk. The guy must me doin 'is job right. Why'dja come here?: Why do you care?... Actually, I killed a guy, an' da cops is chasin' me down, so I'se came heyah. Nothin' out ob da ordinary. (jk) Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble, then I'm gonna see how much whiskey I can scarf down before I black out. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: If you can't remembah, how can I .... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I donno. Why don't cha go an' find out fer us, 'kay? ::Snickers:: ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Nah, a red one would bring out da collar in your eye .

Comments: Yo peoples, That is, the peoples who weren't divowered whole by ::Dun Dun Dun:: School. I don't, hell, the worst problem I got is sitting next to dat one guy that looks exactly Spot Conlon (maybe even cuter. He's REALLY cute) in my class for two whole weeks with out aving a nervous brake down, or punching him in the nose. Of course, I still got anuddah year 'fore I'm in the dreaded high school ::Twilite Zone Theme:: Don't be jeallose, though, because eigth grade still sucks for all of you high schooler's information. It didn't change yet. Anyway, I gotta go 'cause it's a "school night"... ::Listens:: Okay, you can turn of the Twilite Zone song now. Hello? Anybody there? ::Song gets louder:: Okay... Anyway, Catch Ya Later!!!

Spitfire - 10/16/98 23:02:00 My URL:Manhattan My Email:Central Park Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: *hopefully* Ya mean Cards is gone?! Why'dja come here?: I hoid dere's a big poker an' t'ought I ight pick up a few tips. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Calm down, aw right? Sheesh! Na , I din't soak ya. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Hate ta break it to ya, but dey would.

Comments: Heya! How's t'ings goin'? T'anks so much fer gettin' rid a Cards. I owe ya! So when's dis game startin'? Oh, I'se in da process a updatin' me page. I'se still woikin', but dere's stuff up dere. See ya.

spike - 10/15/98 15:46:56 My URL:i'se sleeps onna bench :-) My Email:ain't a newsie ya bum! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: am i'se da only one dat tinks he's okay?! Why'dja come here?: ta steal frum ya pockets! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: drink 'n fight! who's wanna takes me?! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: sort uf.... betta starts akin' n wer questions cuz dese are old too! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: dem ya pussy. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: whutta freak! gimp- i'se taut ya was phatta dan dat

Comments: ask new questions! eva time i'se come heya dis bum asks me da same questions! anyways its good to be back and stays away from me bench or me 'n conlon will soaks ya! (action can i use you in a story??? and everyone else puleeeez?!?!?) -Spike

Lingo - 10/11/98 21:37:57 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Umm, I'll get back ta ya on dat one.... Why'dja come here?: duh, ta shoot craps! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: gamble. whad else wud I be doin' at a craps joint?!! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: no, I'se only soak who I wanna s ak and youse aren't one a dem (yet!) If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: None of youse bums would win- I would!! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: good question!

Comments: Hey youse lazy bums, why don't ya have more of dese heyeh questions? An while yer at it hows bout ya tink of some bettah ones, too? Or else I'll havta come and soak youse all!! Nuff said.

Patches - 09/30/98 02:14:03 My URL:what does it mattah where i'se frum? My Email:me email, ya mean? i dunno. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: mare importantly, whatta *youse* t'ink a da new bartendah? Why'dja come here?: why'd *you* come 'ere? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: git away frum me. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: i dunno. did i? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i ain't inta tellin' ya. don't got da heart ta tell ya. but i'se sure skweeks 'er action would.......... ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: youse 'ave gotta git a mirror. youse look astoundin'

Comments: t'ank god someone else wrote sumthin' in 'ere. i wuz beginning ta t'ink dat maybe i wuz da only one who *evah* came 'ere, an' i jist t'ought up da whole lot. but i suppose i wuz wrong. right? where's risk? i miss buggin' 'er about gimp. i bet gimp misses er. anyone else agree? (providin' dere *is* more anyone's out dere....) well, i gots ta go, so until next time.... -Patches Maguire

Cindy - 09/29/98 12:25:37 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

Comments:

Monroe - 09/29/98 02:18:00

Comments: Mischief,Mischief,Mischief ::shakes head:: as much as I pride myself on being a coward ::smirks:: I see no need to run away from somethin' as easy as beatin' you in a game of poker :: takes a deep breath:: but I'm affraid I ain't gonna be around much, due to my involvement with some other things ( namely school and a show) I'll have to get back with you on where and when..in the mean time I'd suggest practicing :: smirks:: not that it will do you any bit of good seeing as to how I'll win any way ~ Action Monroe

Mischief - 09/27/98 22:56:39 My Email:dreamberry08@yahoo.com

Comments: I'd like to know the same thing as Patches. Where is everyone? Or better yet, where's Action? Did she chicken out like I thought she would? Oh well, anyone else out there that wants to play poker? I have money to spend and I wont chicken out?

Patches, ya dork - 09/17/98 16:04:10 My URL:i'se decided ta try ta lodge out by Queens. My Email:uhhh, i ain't tellin' you! who knows who you'd give it out to! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: uh, 'e's been okay so far... Why'dja come here?: why'd you *apply* 'ere? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: ah, none, tanite.jist watchin' alla daactiongoin' on 'round' ere. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: i dunno, did i? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i ain't puttin' up wit yer crap.. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: shuuuuuut uuuuup!!!!!

Comments: haya! how's da game rollin' on? what's 'appenin'? c'mon, i'se gittin' bored waitin' ferit ta finish! GET ON WIT IT, DAMN IT! ahwell. hay,Risk ain't beenaroundlately, 'as she? where'd she go? an' what about Skweeks? hay,where da hell did 'vryone go? ain't o one in da streets no more? -Patches

Gallant - 09/09/98 23:15:01 My Email:......sure has bee awhile Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: eh Why'dja come here?: i need ta use da bathroom Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: i come fer da foist two an end up wit da thoid Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nevah got around ta it If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: me ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: most likely da poison who handed ya da list

Comments: i'll take u awl on in pokah!

Moe - 09/04/98 07:11:49 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/y My Email:moe7jessie@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: not dat it's any of youse bus'ness, but he's pretty damn fine! but, wait a minute! ain't youse da saim annoyin' little runt who annoyed da shit outta me last time???!!! Why'dja come here?: i really don't know! I guess I was sorta hopin' youse had finally gotten a LIFE or sompthin"!!!! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: If ya don't git outta me face, you'll find out sooned den you'd like! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nah.... but I sure wish I had!!! Maybe i coulda made it soes youse couldn't speak no more!! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: *sizing you up* whad do I look like?? a damn blind guy or sompthin'??!! ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: well, dat depends... would ya have a gag in youse mo th???

Comments: Hey Action and Skeeks!! I hadn't signed your guestbook in a while, and maybe I should have waited a little longer! *temper fuming* That damn guestion dude is driving nuts! can't youse fire him, or sompthin'??!! An' git a new one... a hot one!!! ps: Come to my page!! basically the only people who come to it are me, fool, jade, and mud... kind of a dull crowd, huh?

Jade * - 09/03/98 15:54:25 My Email:lejade@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Well, he's still alive. . . I think. Why'dja come here?: That depends. . . Ya wanna make somethin' of it? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Probably number three, but I'm not sure yet. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: What is this, an interview? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Dunno, lets find out. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I'm not even going to answer that one.

Comments: Okay, that's it, one more stupid question and I'll. . . Hey wait a second, this isn't Boston!

- 09/02/98 07:10:44

Comments: Okay so what's with all the fuss over a stupid pocker game? Their actin' like they never seen one before. Anyway I came here ta play pocker and dat's what I'm gonna do. Who's dealin'?

Birdie Kelley - 09/02/98 00:08:08 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/5758 My Email:The Palace Newshouse Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Who's new? Why'dja come here?: I love the place! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Can't I do all? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Can't say so. I ain't been here in a while. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Am I me, er are you me? If I'm me, I'd win. If yer me, I dunno. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Wasn't me; sorry, kid.

Comments: What's with these questions here? I love Crap Game Alley as much as the next guy, but the questions ya got're looney. Write me up when ya've gotten my e-mail 'bout my story. I'd love ta hear what ya think. Birdie Kelley

Maguire - 09/01/98 17:13:03 Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: as long as 'e don't run outta booze, 'e's cool Why'dja come here?: ta see da game. an; i'se lookin' fer Skweekah. 'ave ya seen 'er? an' risk. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: what happens happens. hopefully a liddle a all a dem. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: as i tol' ya before, if ya don't already know..... If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: c'mone. don't make me give ya da truth. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: i wish i could say i 'ad a part a it.

Comments: HAY! Skweekah???? where have ya been? where is ya? been busy? ya gotta come in fer dis game. if it evah gits started. RIIIIIIIIIISK!!! where is ya? Gimp misses ya dearly. C'mon, show yer face. I hope ya ain't in one a dem rooms with Gimp. I'll soak 'i fer sure...... *yells to Action* Start it, damnit. We ain't got all nite. I gots a curfew, ya know? *turns back to the others* Dis is gittin' booooooooring........

Fool - 09/01/98 04:24:23 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:foolie14@hotmail.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: How can I think anything? If he gives me liquor, he's my favorate dude in da world. Why'dja come here?: Why're ya askin' me dat? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: What happens happens, and I ain't predictin' no future. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Goes to show.... You can't remem er. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Don't make me laugh. The day you when is the day the devil gets a cold. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I don' know... I think you'd look bettah in blue, m n.

Comments: Yo Action, Skweeks, and the rest of the list of people. Just droppin' in ta say 'ello and so,... *racks brain* Catch Ya Later!... *actually thinks.* I think I forgot ta say somethin'.... *shrugs*. Oh well.

Action Monroe - 08/31/98 23:42:47

Comments: Well it looks like we gotta tough one...so you ready to put some money where that mouth o' yers is? :: looks at Patches who seems to be trying to horn in on the money that was about to be dropped:: hey patches :: Patches looks at her:: go away:: Patches g ves a dumbfounded look and gets up. she goes to the bar next to where Chance, Fool , Moe and Spitfire are:: ( Said by patches as they all look at her weird) What? I'm just ya know givin' them their space...not like I'm affraid er anything... :: They all just roll their eyes at her::

Maguire, Patches Maguire - 08/31/98 20:55:40 My URL:i ain't frum no lodgin' house. i don't need one. My Email:wherevah da suckah's are. Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: well, 'e's loinin' da routine. unlike last time.... Why'dja come here?: watch dis gamblin' match. if it's evah gonna start.... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: adrink. tanite, anywaz. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: you should know if i did 'er not If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: kay, if ya don't know dis one, i'd say ya gots a bit ta t'ink out. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: shut up! yer annoyin' da *hell* outta me! t'ank gawd risk ain't 'ere, suckin' up ta ya. i'd be sick if she waz. by da way, where's she been, anywhoot?

Comments: *pulls up a chair beside Mischief & Action* al'ite. let's git dis show on da road. *calls out* Bartendah, gimme sum a dat vodka. *gets a bottle of it a minute later* kay, i bet six ta one Action wins. who's wit me?

Mischief - 08/31/98 07:23:04 My Email:dreamberry08@yahoo.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Get out of me face Why'dja come here?: To find Action Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Why can't you leave me alone. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: I'm going wid dem ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: If you don't leave me alone I'm gonna...

Comments: I guess you can look at it as a challenge. Why? You up to one. If you are you know where to find me

Action Monroe - 08/29/98 18:57:09 Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: what are ya ? My mother er somethin'? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: you have no life If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: don't make me answer dat the hard way

Comments: Whoa, do my ears decieve me or has there been a challenge made?

Mischief (a.k.a. Nicole) - 08/29/98 05:56:29 My Email:dreamberry@yahoo.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Why are ya askin' Why'dja come here?: 'cuz I felt like it. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All. Why not? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Why do you want me ta soak ya? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Them, just look at ya ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I don't know, maybe.

Comments: I've been hearing thing. Like Action this, and Action that. I can't go six steps around here with out hearing something about 'er. So I'm here to find 'er and play some pocker. If ya see 'er let 'er know I'm lookin' fer 'er.

aimee - 08/25/98 00:57:13 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Stadium/2125 My Email:huh? Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: depends, do you pay him to do that? Why'dja come here?: bite me. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: all a the above, what's it to ya? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: *mumbles* who hired this nut? I hink he has displaced anger *to him* no, honey, I don't know what you're talking about *coughs* If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: are you kidding? he he... ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: will you have matching shoes? pink would definitely bring out your eyes, but you'd need a scarf, your head is a funny shape, and that just won't do *cocks head to the left* yep, deformed.

Comments: well, now that he's gone- anybody got a light?

Spud - 08/23/98 20:27:16 My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/queelocke My Email:I's partly own Brooklyn Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I's smashed da bottle ova 'is head. Why'dja come here?: Brudda Spot brought me ova. I's lost all uf me money. *hick* Dammit Action! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Mostly *hick* drink dim wit. Dat's why I's so light headed right now ya heah? I's got into some fights heya, but, ye know, I's just smashed bottles ova dere heads *hick*. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Partly *hick* i's think. ((pass s out and hits head on chair)). If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *sploooosh* ((Spot pours water n Spud's face, he wakes up)) What? *hick*.... um...... I's would win? What? ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I's think he's a fruitcup. *hick*! A pink dress? hat? Dammit *hick* thats.... um... weird? Who's askin' dese questonis *hick* ((try's to see but it's all blurry and crap)).

Comments: Spot- is dat you'se? HAHA a *hick* pink dress...????!!!!! Ungh, anotha beeya please. ((opens bottle)) Chug Chug Chug Chug- BUUUUuuuuRRRRpppp!!!!!! Heya, youse talking to me? SMASH ((bashes bottle on Spot's head)) OOps. Spot, wuz dat you'se? passe out again and hits head on the florr SMACK!!! buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Nicole (I need a good Newsies name) - 08/23/98 07:17:37 My Email:dreamberry08@yahoo.com Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Okay. I've seen better Why'dja come here?: 'cuz I felt like it Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All. Why not? Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No. I was out of town If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Them ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Do I have ta answer dat?

Comments: You guys crack me up. Dis is one of da funniest sites I've been to. Keep up da good work. E-mail me or somethin'.

Gallant.... - 08/20/98 15:55:40 My Email:......... Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I t'ink 'e looks bettah in pink den youse Why'dja come here?: T' hear ya ask a coitain question Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: U know why i's heyah...now ask me da question Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: naw nevah got around t' it...so 's guess u got lucky If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: dats not da question i wann hear ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Dat was it...t'ank ya....hands him a pink dress....w y don't ya try it on den model it fer us. ::shoves the dress into his hands, and pushes him in the direction of the bathroom::

Comments: :: Takes a seat to wait for Gimp to return from the bathroom ::

- 08/19/98 16:59:56

Comments: wuz a good one! who came up wit dat? wuz dat you action? jeez, dat wuz good. i ain't laughed dat hard in a loooong time. so howz dis new bartender guy doin'? is 'e good? hmmm, i want sum vodka. *gets up and orders her drink, and gets a glass of it* no, you don't undahstand. i want da BOTTLE. kay? *guy looks at her strangely, but gives it.* jeez, ya gotta remembah dat one, k d. *walks back to the table and sits down* man, life's harsh. t'ank goodness dere's booze ta relieve it. *smiling* 'ere's to da reconstruction! *holds up her bottle*

Patches. - 08/19/98 16:55:25 My URL:i don't stay at no lodgin' house, a'ite? My Email:if ya mean email, i don't HAVE one! Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: well, 'e could use a shave, but 'e'll do. fer now. Why'dja come here?: why'd i come by 'ere? why else fer da past half year 'er so 'ave i come by 'ere? what kinda stupid question is dat? ta make fun a youse with action, skweeks & e'vr'ryone else, a course! wit da exception a risk. ya know, she real y likes ya. i poysonally t'ink it's discustin'!!! Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: ahhh, no gamblin' tanit. i lost a bunch a muny at da racetracks. damn dat boy, race. 'e tol' me da wrong horse so 'e could collect da winnin's. remind me dat 'e needs a good soakin' ta put 'im back inta 'is place. *calls to skweeks* an' i mean 'im no harm, jist ta let 'im know dat i don't like bein' cheated like dat. *looks back at the pathetic boy in front of her* an' i'se obviously gonna be drinkin'. it's a passtime a alla us, damnit. you should know dat! n' fight, well, unless Combat shows up, an' if 'e does, i'll soley blame you fer it. you need a bath. you stink Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: damn. how could ya 'ave known? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i'd 'ave ta be honest wit ya. risk 'as been tellin' ya lies. you ain't strong enuf ta kill a liddle boid. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: well, i must admit, dey's quite funny *biting her li to keep from laughing* ahhh, what da hell? *bursts out laughing and hobbles by, clutching her stomach*

Comments: *still laughing* PINK????? oh...my...gawd..... whew. *still chuckling a bit* heh heh. THAT

Da 'Dead" Cleo` - 08/15/98 18:38:05 My Email:doont know Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: doont know Why'dja come here?: 'Cause the monkeys took Me away so leave me alone Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Gamble Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: No I was dead If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Uh... No coment ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: The poiple monkey

Comments: It feels good not to be dead ::Runs away:: BUt the Monkeys Are still after MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Da 'Dead" Cleo` - 08/15/98 18:35:18 My Email:doont know Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: 'Cause the monkeys took Me away so leave me alone

Comments:

Risk - 08/14/98 22:58:01 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Bungalow/1220 My Email:whereva Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: he's not really my type. Why'dja come here?: to see you, I mean, er, um, uh...I'm not getting out of this one, am I. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: We-ell, I don't think I really should drink after what happened to Skweeks an' Action, but I might have a virgin pina colada Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: of course not If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: you, unless you mention anything to Action about how she wants Spot, then she might have more motivation to hurt you. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: ::yells across room:: I think lilac is more you!

Comments: ::looks ar Action and Skweeks' beers:: You guys must have had a lot more fun last night than you admitted, if you're startin' the evenin' the same way tonite. ::recieves evil looks:: What??

Skweeker - 08/14/98 22:30:35 My URL:I had a rough night dis is NOT da time...

Comments: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........we's tryin t'git dis right...

God - 08/14/98 15:01:37 My URL:http://www.***.com My Email:your ass Why'dja come here?: for a good laugh Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: hell yeh If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: my 9mm. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: action

Comments:

C'mon! yall dont know who i am yet?!?! sheesh. yea its Touchdown, memba me? - 08/13/98 20:41:37 My Email:TDSnitch Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: i aint seen 'im yet.......he betta be betta den dat last one. sheesh ya neva could get da right drink befoa. Why'dja come here?: ta visit me friends duh! sheesh Action where didja get dis bozo? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: why should i's tell youse? if ya got a good bartenda den awl t'ree. hopefully not fight Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: hehehe ::tries not to laugh:: AHAHAHA ::erupts in laughter.:: yes i was, and youse was da easiest poison ta beat If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: yer jokin right??? Action and Skweeks of couise. no natta what Risk says. she only says youse'l win cuz she likes ya ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: der yer questions! yes i t'ink pink exentuates yer yes. ::bursts into laughter while passing Gimp::

Comments: i like da new questions!!!!!! g/g bye bye ~Touchdown~

River - 08/13/98 02:46:56 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Theater/6246 My Email:Grand Central Station Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Why do you want to know? Self concsious or whatever? Why'dja come here?: Does it matta as long as I am here? Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Well, I'm at a bar right? Answer that yourself. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: If I did would I tell you? If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: ummm... one against two... I think they would. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: I have no idea, how should I know?

Comments: Great page! I love the fiction on it, I'll be back soon.

Spitfire - 08/12/98 23:33:10 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/ My Email:spitfireusa@netscape.net Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: Ya know he looks a liddle familiar . . , Why'dja come here?: I'se avoidin' a coitain Brooklyn newsie dat shall remain nameless. Now shut up, I'se tryin' ta rememba where I seen dat guy before. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: I said shaddup! If I gamble, I'll lose me money. If I drink, I'll prob'ly end up sayin' t'ings I shouldn't. If Cards shows up, I'se definately gonna fight. *pause* If Cardshows up . . . all t'ree. If I' drunk enough, I won't notice gettin' soaked. An' if I ain't got any money, he can't win any off me. Now, let me t'ink. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Oh, come on, I'se been heah befo e! Ya know how I fight! I couldn't soak Pips! Jist don't get any ideas, huh? I gots friends in high places. *mutters* When dey bodders ta come outta Manhattan. An' boy could I use a few a dem, right now. If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Speakin' a stupid questions! Skweeker an' Action, a coise! Now, wha'd ya say da bartenda's name was? ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: *tries to keep a straight face* No pink isn't yer co or. I'd go wit lavendar. *bursts out laughing, then stops suddenly.* Oh shoot! I jist rememba who dat bartenda looks like! *heads for the table with Action, Skweeker, Patches, and Risk.*

Comments: Action! Skweeker! Why'd ya hafta hire CARDS as a bartenda? I mean, dat guy wants me head! *listens* Oh, he woiks fer free if he gets ta gamble! Shoulda known. Jist, let me out da back way, huh? Oh, shoot! He saw me! Get me outta heah, please? Love da page an' always will! Sorry I ain't been around in awhile. Love da new questions, too!

Slack - 08/12/98 17:35:36 My Email:new kid in town dont have one yet Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: too old for me Why'dja come here?: to read Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: neither just ta read Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: nope If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: i dunno ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: Me? No. But You? Maybe. Might bring out the fire in your eyes

Comments: Nice page. Dig the stories. I have a new page but i cant remember the address at the moment. oh well. Have a cheery day. Candice~Slack (cuz im always slackin off)

Risk - 08/11/98 23:52:52 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Bungalow/1220 My Email:Ummm... Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I like him. He serves the drinks, ya know. And no stupid questions about whether or not I'm 18. Why'dja come here?: To see you- I mean, to, to, to, to eat stew, yeah, that's it. Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: Well, let's see. I'll gamble with Patches, I'll drink with Action, and I'll definatley fight with Skweeks. you don't want to know what she's been sayin' about me lately. Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: of course not!! ::glares at Act on, Patches, and Skweeks, who are trying not to laugh across the room:: If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: oh, you, definatley, Gimp. They don't have mussels. Or brains, for that matter. ::glares at that table again, where giggling can now be heard:: ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: ::yells from across the room:: don't listen to them! You do look good in pink!!

Comments: ::pulls up a chair to their table.:: You guys are sooo embarassing. ::puts head in hands::

Skweeker - 08/11/98 23:41:36 My URL:Da Bronx My Email:Still none o' yer business Whadda yeh think of the new bartender?: I likes 'im...i likes any bartender Why'dja come here?: Cuz i's part owner o' da place! Drrrrr.... Are yeh heeya ta gamble, drink or fight?: All t'ree of 'em! Why'm I askin new questions? Why'm I askin new questions? I'll tell ya why i'm askin new questions, cuz everyone got all ticked at me and would soak me when i asked 'em the old ones! Did you have part in soakin me?: Hell yeah! If i would fight Skweeker and Action, who would win? Me or them?: Me an action would, no contest ya lousy wimp. ::looks at his list of questions:: Would I look good in a pink dress? ::looks up and sees Action, Skweeker, Patches and Risk laughing hystericaly at one of the tables:: WHO CAME UP WITH THESE???: ::snickers:: Yeah, you'd look damn good in a pink dr ss, jist ask risk...

Comments: Well, this is a pleasent surprise, gimpy there's got new questions! Hey risk, do yeh think he'd look good in a pink dress? Huh? Well, do yeh?

Brooke LYn - 08/07/98 20:43:03 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/9431 My Email:brooklyn_newsie@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: All I can say is I'll leave wallet at home next time Did you cheat?: Ya,buddy! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: Ya shouldn't talk about people like that when their not around boyz, cause ya never know when they're listenin'.

Comments: Cool Page.I loved it!!

Da names would be Gallant an Touchdown - 08/07/98 16:40:48 My Email:Jt633 an TDSnitch @aol.com How much money didja lose?: *Gallant checks out what Gimp has to offer* Who'dja lose yer money to?: *Gallant peers behind Gimp an looks at Risk whose staring contently at Gimp's ass* Touchdown whispers t' Gallant Dey's would look cute tagedder Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Gallant *whispers to T.d* Do ya t'ink 'e knows Risk's gotta t'ing fer 'im? *Touchdown shrugs* Did you cheat?: *Gallant an T.d push past Gimp* What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: *Gimp follows us in den gives up an returns to his post* Personal Quote: Heya Goyls!

Comments: *Gallant sits down next ta Risk an elbows her.....den glances at Gimp....den back at Risk* T.d whispers Does 'e know ya like 'im???

Touchdown - 08/06/98 19:12:52 My Email:TDSntich How much money didja lose?: well, i have $5.04 now and tha is about $5.04 more then i had. Who'dja lose yer money to?: no one. but, i sure did beat them krips good. i woulda thought that they were good but, whew::scrunches up nose:: they stink. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ummm......Freckles...,....definitly Freckles. cuz i can soak her for my money back Did you cheat?: HELL YEAH!!!!! oops. i mean whats it to ya? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn bridge Manhatten Lodgin House. roof tops Personal Quote: SOME ONE GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!!!! BEFORE I KILL HIM!!!! HE ALREADY KNOWS TOO MUCH. COME 'ERE KID ::kids gets scared and runs away:: NO DONT GO I JUST WANNA PLAY COME ON!!!!!

Comments: Hey everyone how are you guys???? i have not been able to get on here in a long time. well, gotta go. bye bye

Angel - 08/06/98 05:05:26 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RacesGoil/Newsies.html My Email:RacesGoil@aol.com How much money didja lose?: none Who'dja lose yer money to?: nobody Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: now why would i wanna loose me money ! Did you cheat?: ya think !? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: "Dat hoit !"

Comments: Luv yer place.. I'll come an' visit Crap Game Alley again, maybe bring sum a me pals.. come visit me and Cos at our page, and maybe sometime ya can meet Raven, Cali, Fyre, Misty, Blast, and da rest of all dem'... Yer welcome in Brooklyn any time !

Angel - 08/06/98 04:53:06 My URL:http://members.aol.com/RacesGoil/Newsies.html My Email:RacesGoil@aol.com How much money didja lose?: none Who'dja lose yer money to?: nobody Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: now why would i wanna loose me money ! Did you cheat?: ya think !? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: "Dat hoit !"

Comments: Luv yer place.. I'll come an' visit Crap Game Alley again, maybe bring sum a me pals.. come visit me and Cos at our page, and maybe sometime ya can meet Raven, Cali, Fyre, Misty, Blast, and da rest of all dem'... Yer welcome in Brooklyn any time !

Shhhhh...I's jist got back frum doin some shit i ain't sposed ta.... - 08/05/98 01:49:30 My URL:http://I said be quiet!!! noone's sposed ta know i was gone! My Email:Can we skip this so i can pretend i been here for a while already? How much money didja lose?: Shit, stop bein so loud! if action finds out what i did, it'll be my head! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Comeo n, please??? I'm begging you! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Is that patches? did she just see me? damnit... Did you cheat?: Let me thru!!!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Patches musta seen me cuz she's tellin risk and pointin ova heeya! LET ME GO!!! Personal Quote: Now yeh done it! Risk jist pointed me out ta action! Nice goin asshole!

Comments: *sees action, patches and risk looking at her* H-hi guys, what's goin on? Where've i been? Around, nothing important. Uhhh...no, I haven't played any craps lately. Am I up for it? Well...ummm...i-i guess so. No, i don't know whats wrong with me! No, i was 't abducted by aliens, just ain't in the mood fer...(i never thought anyone would hear these words out of my mouth!) okay, I AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR GABLIN RECENTLY!!!! I'M SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF!!! SOMEONE HELP ME BACK TO NORMAL!!!!

Patches...damnit. how many times 'ave i come in 'ere? c'mone? tell me! hay, is ya humgovah, 'er is it jist me?... - 08/04/98 18:44:53 My URL:http://for da hundredth thousands million quafuwosnfion time....i don't have one ....unless ya know m well. BUT YOU DON'T! My Email:awww, shaddup. an we knows dat you suckered risk inta dis hell hole a yers. ya bettah smarten up. How much money didja lose?: risk! i t'ink you 'ave gotta *seriously* reconcidah dis disision ya made.....it's a bad one. Who'dja lose yer money to?: who'd i lose me muny to? who'd you lose yer teeth to? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: oh, don't go 'round tellin' me dat i can't do nuthin' to ya. jist kuz i didn't hire ya don't mean nuthin' ta me. an' i'se sure dat skweeks an' action ain't gonna stop me, rite guys? Did you cheat?: hay, git off me case! wait! dere shouldn't even *BE* a case. risk, if you say one more time dat 'e's cute, i'll spew all ovah you. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i'm hackin' up a lung 'ere Personal Quote: yech!!! yuck yuck yuck!!!!

Comments: eeeeeewwwww!!! risk! what's wrong wit ya? an' skweeks, i hope ya enjoyed yer liddle trip. dat'll teach ya ;) action an' i is da only sane ones in dis room. well, as sane as sane can git in 'ere. WE'SE ALL ODDITIES!!!! rite skweeks? *smile* bartendah, gimme sumthin' ta drink whatta ya mean ya don't soive drinks 'ere? Action, Skweeks, i t'ink ya need ta redo dis place. we need a bar. an' didn't Gimp look like 'e wuz hungovah? well, i 'tink we should set sum rooles fer 'im. we,, until next time...c-ya! -Patches

Scribe - 08/01/98 03:19:09 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Theater/2105/ My Email:scribe_1899@yahoo.com How much money didja lose?: Ya think I'm stupid enough t' use REAL money playin' with YOU guys?!?! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Well, I think Action got th' slugs and Skweeker got th' bill wrapped pape clippin's Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I was really hopin Skweeker'd get th' slugs Did you cheat?: Heh heh heh... >:D What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Where're Specs and Skittery?

Comments: Lucky for me I decided t' read your profiles *before* I joined th' game ;D Great page, guys! The profile idea was really great -- it was a lot of fun. I'll be back t' read th' stories later :) Carryin' th' banner! Scribe

Hey Gimp its me Action - 07/31/98 16:45:38 My URL:http://look can we skip all this jazz I gotta talk to you My Email:fine you wanna play that way How much money didja lose?: sheesh Gimp do we have to do this Who'dja lose yer money to?: GIMP IT'S IMPORTANT Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: GIMP!!!!! Did you cheat?: you're doing that thing again where I wanna punch you What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: come on this is important Personal Quote: DAMN IT!

Comments: :: is now looking him in the:: shit,:: throws arms up in the air:: I forgot....thanks so much Gimp....now I have no idea what was so important...

Risk - 07/31/98 00:19:37 My URL:http://hi My Email:so, do you like this job? How much money didja lose?: Yeah, I know they don't like you here. *glares at everyone else in the room. Smiles sweetly at the ?? guy* Who'dja lose yer money to?: I know!! You take interest in their lives, and how do they repay you? They act annoyed when you merely do your job!! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I think polltaking is a very nice job. Did you cheat?: I'm on my way in, how could I cheat?

Comments: *smiles over my shoulder* his is too cute!! For some reason, Baby Doll Blue is the only one who seems to agree with me. Maybe it has something to do with his striking resemblence to M- nah, couldn't be. *to Skweeker* How can you not love him? Those mus les, those eyes, that hair!! I gotta find Action, she knows his name, right?

Damnit! you should freakin know me by now!!! - 07/31/98 00:06:15 My URL:http://go away! they jist rolled me in da trash can, i ain't no happy camper!! My Email:okay, enough's enough! ya wanna take dis outside? How much money didja lose?: oh *mimicking* ya can't leave yer precious job, can ya? well, you can be replaced! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Don't gimme no crap, you ain't under no contract! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Whadda ya mean i can't fire you? I can do whatever the hell i want! Did you cheat?: You are not me long lost brother! I wouldda killed myself if ye were! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: *rolls eyes* Yer not me fatha either! I know it for a fact! Personal Quote: Okay, i'm sick of you!

Comments: *sits at the table with Risk away from action and patches* Hey, whassup? No he's not cute! No i don't know his name! What the hells wrong wit you? Ya think he's hot???? Gawd, get help!

Risk - 07/30/98 23:46:11 My URL:http://hey, you're kinda cute My Email:In fact, you're very cute. How much money didja lose?: ummm...I don't have enough left to buy dinner. Sure, you can take me out, if you really really wanna. Who'dja lose yer money to?: uhhhh...a guy. That's it, a guy. A big one. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ...What? Did you say something? Did you cheat?: why, no! Unless that's a good thing, of course. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: you...I mean, um, um, um, I don't know. Personal Quote: Hot guy? Where???

Comments: I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but that annoying question guy got really cute while I was gone. I wonder if he has a goyl...since Mush is taken...I wonder what his name is. Action, Skweeks, you guys hired him, right? What's his name? Ya tink you could hook me up? ;-);-)

I tol' ya once, i tol' ya a million times! Skweeker, ya want me to spell it out??? Okay, S-K-W-E-E-K-E-R there, got it??? Whaddda ya mean i can't spells and skweeker's really spelled squeaker???? - 07/30/98 23:42:59 My URL:http://Url, url, what the hell's a URL??? sounds like something from like a hundert years frum now! What the hell's it stand for anyways/??? Ura Real Loser??? cuz that's whatcha are! My Email:Me sellin spots where ever the hell i feel like it! but i ain t gonna tell ye cuz yeh's gonna rat on me fer what hap...why the hell am i tellin ye what i did??? How much money didja lose?: Action!!!! Why the hell is he asking me questions fer? Alls i wanna do is get in da damn door!!!!! Dis is like a damn police interrogation!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Damn it! What's makin ye think i been gamblin at all, let alone lose anything?! You got sources I dont know about? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: AGAIN!!! WHAT MAKES YE THINK I WERE GAMBLIN???/ Did you cheat?: Okay, fer the last time, get the hell outta my face, and ask d'person behind me all dese pointless questions!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Ya jist don't learn do ye? Personal Quote: GET THE #@*(%&(#@$&#()*$)&#(@*%&(#* OUTTA ME FACE!!!! *pushes past him and goes to sit with action and patches*

Comments: *pulls out a chair and sits down* Jeez, do ya believe what we'sgotta go thru jist ta git in here nowadays??? It's rediculus!!! Who the hell hired him anyways? They should be rolled down main in a trash can! Guys, stop lookin at me like that *gets up andst rts to back off* Come on, I...I forgot that I hired him...*laughs nervously* ye didn't really think i was serious about the whole trash can thing didja?

Skweeker - 07/30/98 21:49:37 My URL:http://hrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......cccccoooooooommmmmm My Email:do you like the taste of blood in your mouth? How much money didja lose?: no,no,no, not money, blood, ya know b-l-o-o-d... Who'dja lose yer money to?: oy...yer gonna lose some teeth if yeh keep it up! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: how much is the tooth fairy gonna bring you? Did you cheat?: you still didn't answer me... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: none a yer business, but yer gonna be hangin 'round the dentist! Personal Quote: you asked for it! *punches him in the face* so, how do you like the taste of blood? yummy, ain't it?

Comments: So how is evryone taday? Can ya believe how annoying dat kid is??? See, i was trying to share, i had to taste blood in my mouth all day, so he should be able to join in the fun, don't you agree?? Someone at practice didn't know i was behind 'em and swung er hand backwards and got me in the mouth, cut my lip up and stuff. Now don't you think its so nice of me to share?? How y'all like me buds X'n7???

Patches - 07/30/98 18:00:03

Comments: SKWEEKS! i ment sk*w*eeks!!!! sorry.....;) *grumbling* damn dese keys...don't do nuthin' i tell 'em to. -Patches

Patches - 07/30/98 17:57:41 My URL:http://la la la! My Email:dum di dum! How much money didja lose?: la di dum! *trying to ignore the strange boy at the door* Who'dja lose yer money to?: hum hum hum Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: heh heh heh. i ain't tellin'..... Did you cheat?: hum di la dum What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: da boys. Personal Quote: go away. i'se leavin' an' i want me peace

Comments: aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! jist t'ought i'd express meself. well, skeeks, i'se glad ya like yer present ;) hay, lookit dis face: >:| i dunno if it'll turn out da same way, but on chat, it looks hilarious!!!! well, i'm off to da fair! no, i'm not. i'm going south fer da summah. well, as far south as vancouvah goes. so i ain't gonna be here fer august, wit maybe a few check ups, ta see how da guestbook is doin'. i'se so glad we'se back to da ol' days. i hope dere's alot a entries da nex time i look in 'ere!!! so, until next time.... -Patches

Skweeker - 07/30/98 12:13:36

Comments: Yous don't know how much I love the good ol' days! Thanks fer da numer 7 patches!!! Now X won't be lonely! =) Dat's all fer now, i gotta go ta practice again! Action, you'll be happy to know dat I didn't change outta me suit from last night, i just sle t in it seein as how i didn't go ta bed till 3am! Later everyone! The guestbook message today has been brought to you by the letter X and number 7.

Patches - 07/30/98 06:09:44

Comments: Skweeks, yer in luck! i'se officially givin' you da lucky number 7! it's a *very* special number given to a *very* special poyson. so, have fun wit it, an' don't worry, it ain't nevah gonna run out a luck! until next time.... -Patches ps. don't ya luv da ol' days?

Skweeker an' Da Letter X - 07/30/98 03:04:10

Comments: Wow! I get the Letter X!!!!! I feel speshul! Thanks Action! =) all i need is for someone togive me the number 7, and i can do a sesame street thing, sort of! The crap game today has been brought to you by the letter X and the number 7....

Action - 07/30/98 02:40:58

Comments: FOR SKWEEKERS i present you with the letter X cause I don't know how to do any thing nifterly on the computer what so ever but I wanted to give you something .... so I hope you like the letter....X...treat it well and all that jazz

Skweeker - 07/29/98 23:36:07

Comments: Well, I see we've revived the guestbook as a message board again...ah, reminds me of the good ol' days...guess that's it, noone likes me, i don't get presents in the guestbook *sniff* I'm gonna go sit in da corner till i figger out what i did wrong *walks over and sits in the corner* ;)

Patches - 07/28/98 21:56:35

Comments: oops, me computah is kinda messed up. da story mite not git ta ya till latah taday, 'er maybe tomorrer. sorry bout dat. but it's finished! well, da foist part. it's all one a dem corny stories, but hay, I DID IT AN' IT'S FINISHED! -Patches

Gecko - 07/28/98 13:40:11 My Email:Parker@gly.fsu.edu Who'dja lose yer money to?: who said I lost it :0] Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: no one in particular Did you cheat?: probably What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: That's nice *in an uninterested voice*

Comments: Great stories. I love to gambol

Patches - 07/27/98 21:13:44 My URL:http://go away, kid, i'se excited! My Email:hay, didn't ya hear me? How much money didja lose?: skiddadle! Who'dja lose yer money to?: hay, hay hay. wait. do ya want me ta git action ovah 'ere? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: what i *wish* is dat you would shudd up Did you cheat?: did i play? git outta me way! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: ya fat ass! move it! Personal Quote: jeez, yer gainin' weight! i cain't even knock ya down no more. MOVE YER FATTED ASS!

Comments: hay, action, i gots sumthin': well, foist ya gotta guess...... well, ya git it yet? ha! i gots a story! it ain't totally done, it 'as no relavence to da one on yer page, but youse and skweeks is in it. along wit a few a me friends. i'll send it to ya! it totally sucks!!! well, dat's in me own opinion. but youse 'ave otta read it. it's me foist attempt at fan fic, an' it sucks! i'se so proud! hee hee!!! oh, by da way, aimee, i read yer story, i'se been meanin' ta email youse, but i'se started regrettin' going inta me email account, kuz a da mail i'se recievin' lately. so, anywaz, i read it, and i *luuuuuuv* it!!! it's soooo good! an' i don't see what da onflict you an' dodger really 'ad about it, it ain't as bad as i thought it woulda been. it's wundahful!!!! is ya still woikin' on da next part? i hopes so. anywhoo, action, again, i'se is gonna send it ta ya, and i don't care if ya don't wanna read it, i'se sendin' it anywhoo!!! and aimee, i luv dose dice, too!!! dey's kewl! where'd ya find 'em? i gots ta go. c-ya! -Patches Maguire

aimee - 07/27/98 02:35:55 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/1085 My Email:talk_to_aimee@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: i didn't have much when i came in, i gots less now- don't ask for exact figures here Who'dja lose yer money to?: a littel to each, i think- I wanted to be impartial Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: well, geez, that's a great question- no one, dude Did you cheat?: don't you think I would have won if i had cheated? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: garbage cans, alley ways, bodies a water Personal Quote: Ha ha! The joke's on you! I don't have any friends! -and- Gee, I'm glad I don't have any friends, otherwise I couldn't do this all day!

Comments: Hiya, Action- I just wanted to stop in and show you something. It is, in my opinion, the coolest gif thingy in the world. I saw it and I thought - by golly, Action needs that! So, anyway, here ya go, my gift to you (now ya can't say I never gave ya not in). Is that not the coolest? Here it is again, cause I like it~ That's all- oh, wait, what's with the message board now??

Fool - 07/27/98 01:35:09 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:JPBT51B@prodigy.com How much money didja lose?: Me loose? Yeah right. Think again. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Nobody! And even if I did it'd be none ob your bussnuiss. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I wish I wouldn't loose money. I'm no yahoo that likes to give money to people, you know. Did you cheat?: Me? Cheat? I'm insulted dat you'd ask me a question like dat. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Brooklyn Bridge. Personal Quote: The good thing about being a fool is that even when you do something wrong, you get a pat on da head.

Comments: I swear, the thing about this GB is, it really makes you think what the hell your gonna say. The bad thing about it is the thing that's asking all the questions is psychologically annoying! Anyway, gotta go. Catch Ya Later!

Spitfire - 07/20/98 23:10:48

Comments: Sorry, I t'ink people misunderstood me. Da page is still dere. In fact, go see it.

action - 07/20/98 22:27:39

Comments: Ya know what? I have come to the conclusion that I am having too much fun lately.... sorry one of those random thoughts that happen...so what does everyone want to happen next in the story? Please tell me! Action Monroe

Spitfire - 07/20/98 22:10:03

Comments: Ya know, I was rereadin' dis guestbook an' some a da earlier entries remind me a da mainpage a Choose Yer Own Newsie Adventure. What a shame we erased most a it . . . *sigh*

Action - 07/20/98 22:04:30 My URL:http://oh brother...not again My Email:don't have time for this How much money didja lose?: do you remember what happened last time? Who'dja lose yer money to?: If you do that again...I'm gonna have to hit you...and like it Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: *smack* see? *smiles* told ya I'd like it Did you cheat?: oy.... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: stop it Personal Quote: YOur doing that thing again where your talking...and I don't like it...so if you could stop I'd be very much obliged (sp?)

Comments: Hey just so everyone knows, the message board is possessed.....we must exercise the demon before it will work again and all that jazz Action

Spitfire - 07/20/98 21:50:24 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/index.html My Email:spitfireusa@netscape.net How much money didja lose?: Why da you care? Ya bein' paid ta find out how much I got on me so's yer buddies can jump me, is dat it? Who'dja lose yer money to?: So's ya can jump dem? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Jist a sec, dere must be somet'in wrong wit me ears. Ya really t'ink I want ta lose me money ta anyone? Did you cheat?: Oh, yer not gonna have me jumped, yer jist scabbin' fer da bulls! I see! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Yeah, right, like I'se gonna tell ya dat! Personal Quote: Scram!

Comments: Oh, good! I ain't da on'y one! I tried ta write in da message board 'bout da street names, but it wouldn't let me. On da up side, I got ta tell youse all 'bout me wonderful day in Brooklyn! If ya happen ta tawk ta Fish, ya ain't seen me! Ya ne ah hoid a me! I'se dat goil dat - din't she move ta Texas two days ago, aw right? Hey! Dat's him! Gotta run! Ya know, I don't t'ink we bring da insanity wit us. It jist kinda rubs off from signin' dis t'ing too many times.

Patches - 07/20/98 20:37:43 My URL:http://http://http://http:// My Email:Patches-Maguire@goplay.com How much money didja lose?: two bits. two whole bits. dat wuz me lunch mumy, ya know... Who'dja lose yer money to?: Jack. dat damn boy is gittin' bettah at dis game. i t'ink Race 'as been tawkin' ta 'im 'bout a few t'ings. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: WELL, i wish sumwhat dat i lost me muny ta me bro, kuz i could beat 'im up anyday. Did you cheat?: how could you accuse me a cheatin'? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: da boyz, where else? Personal Quote: don't go near daat guy dere in da cornah. 'e's got a bad tempah. jist trust me on dis one.

Comments: hay, can anyone else write in the message board? it won't let me. and where is everyone anywhoo? am i left here all by meself with the few ongoing passerbys? an' why ain't you all signin' dis thing? huh? dis should be yer foist priority! damn! c-ya! -Patches ps. i decided ta be nice to da liddle door boy fer once in me life. *dat* wuz hard as hell

Fish - 07/20/98 15:47:46 My Email:speik@fox.tds.net How much money didja lose?: $2.00 Who'dja lose yer money to?: Skweeks Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Nobody Did you cheat?: nope What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: The Newsboy's Lodging House Personal Quote: "I swear I didn't do it!"

Comments: Cool page!

shamrock - 07/19/98 04:14:53 My URL:i can barely figure out how to get online, you think i got a homepage My Email:irishlutra@aol.com How much money didja lose?: none, i always win Who'dja lose yer money to?: you name 'em, i beat 'em Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i don't wish to lose money Did you cheat?: if it takes cheating to win then yeah What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: east river, i love the water Personal Quote: here's to you and here's to me and if we shall disagree...then forget you and here's to me

Comments: do you know how to play egyption rat screw? it's also called watermelon, siberian camel hump, morocan monkey rape, and cuban octapus tango.

Patches - 07/18/98 23:31:31 My URL:http://homepage? do you even know what a damn homepage is? My Email:me sellin' spot, huh? why, do ya gots sum friend who wanna ta e it frum me 'er sumthin'? huh? well, bah to ya! i'll take deir's before dey would evah take mine! How much money didja lose?: muny, me? ha! i jist....i jist.....well, i ain't gettin' inta dat, kid. now go away. Who'dja lose yer money to?: well, if i did 'ave muny, well, if i did, it'd be gone by now. skiddadle, kid. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: *thinking* well, ya know, dere's dis one guy, uh, i ferget 'is name, but, whooboy! *anythin'* ta git close ta 'im.... Did you cheat?: did i cheat? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: where? unda da watah, kid. where do ya think? Personal Quote: personal quote...ha!

Comments: anywhoo, t'anks fer da help dere, Gallant & Touchdown. i swear it, dat kid's got a loinin' disability. got no street sense. hay, maybe we could teach dat kid sumthin'. ya know, an' den, when 'e's all good an' whatevah, we can say, "hay, we taught 'im dat! an' we'd be evan more famous............... -Patches

Gallant: "Gallant an Touchdown..remembah dose names cuz youse gonna wanna know who messed up ya face when ya wake up in de hospital" - 07/18/98 05:02:34 My Email:Gallant: "Youse t'ink we's stupid enough ta tell ya where we live?" Touchdown: "Ya wanna know so ya can tell da bulls where we live dontcha?" How much money didja lose?: Gallant: "hey Action, Patches, an Skweekers, ya need some help dealin wit dese annoyin kids?" Touchdown: "We much obliged ta help ya" Who'dja lose yer money to?: Touchdown: "Ya know kid youse stawtin ta sound woise den dat lil' twit...ya know what's 'is name..oh yea Les" Gallant nods an pounds her fists "An did ya hear bout what we did ta 'im?" Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Touchdown: "Dis kid ain't worth it..Lets get outta here" (turns ta walk away) Did you cheat?: (the kid runs after them) Kid: "Why can't anyone jist answer me damn questions??? Ya know i deserve a lil' respect fer dis job! an awl i git is youse goyls tellin me ta shut up an how yer gonna soak me well I want an apology damn t!!" Gallant: "Well kid t'ink about it...what would youse do if some annoyin kid keeps followin ya around askin ya da same damn questions ovah an ovah again!" Kid: "I dunno...but someone's gotta do it" Touchdown: Well Kid someon'es gotta threaten ya" "Do we got an understandin?" Kid "Nah" What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Gallant an Touchdown: "Anywhere away from de likes a You!" Personal Quote: "Ya nevah loyn do ya kid?"

Comments: Gallant: "Congrats on de awards!!...Awl da woyk ta git heyah an dats awl we's gots ta say!! Sheesh!"Touchdown: "Congratulations, Now can we get some sleep?"

Spitfire - 07/17/98 18:07:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/index.html My Email:spitfireusa@netscape.net How much money didja lose?: Ask Fish! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Fish, of all people, Fish Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: me, meself, or I an' nobody else Did you cheat?: Yeah! on his side. I lost ta da one poison dat actually plays woise den me, cuz I cheated ta help him. What is da reasonin' behind dis? I happen ta like me head on me shoulders an' me hide on me back, an' dat big elephant woulda had both a dem if I won! Life is jist - I'se havin' a bad day! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Why, so ya can tell Fish? Personal Quote: Da moral a da story: It don't matter how bad a gambler ya is, long as ya can soak ev'ybody yer playin' wit. *muttering* Dat doity, rotten . . .

Comments: Next time I wanna see me cousin, I'se waitin' till 'e comes ta Manhattan! Hey, Patches! I dunno if ya still need dese, but Rose St., Front St., Gold St., an' Pearl St. is all near da Brooklyn Bridge. Stay away from Fish, though. He might be somewhere ear dere.

- 07/16/98 02:43:51

Comments: Ya know Patches this whole rage against the little question asker guy reminds me of when they kill the narrater in INTO THE WOODS ~ Action

Patches - 07/16/98 00:34:57

Comments: oh yeah! i'm jist soooooooo good!!!! ha! whatta ya think a dat? groovy!!!!! -Patches

- 07/16/98 00:34:01

Comments:

again, i ain't answerin' it now - 07/16/98 00:31:41

Comments: damn it. ah well. maybe anuddar day. c-ya! -Patches

Patches - 07/16/98 00:30:36

Comments: damn. lesse if it woiks now... did it? -Patches

Patches, kid, i tol' ya dis a million times. why do ya keep askin' me dis? - 07/16/98 00:27:31 My URL:http://don't ya eva loin? My Email:AAAAActiooooooon. dis kid is gittin' ta me again How much money didja lose?: whew, jist, stay calm.... Who'dja lose yer money to?: Skweeeeker.......can ya help me? i know youse in dere. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: what do we 'ave ta go through dis *same* routine ovah & ovah & ovah again? Did you cheat?: did i cheat? did i play? did i win? did i lose? what the hell is ya tawkin' 'bout, kid? an' why da hell do you wanna know? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i'm gonna take a step forward, an' if you don't move, you gonna git hoit Personal Quote: *pushes by him, punching him, and every other thing* jeez, i don't think dis kid is *evah* gonna loin

Comments: lesse if dis woiks.... is it woikin'? -Patches

Action - 07/15/98 18:49:54 My URL:http://yer here My Email:where ever I feel like How much money didja lose?: go home kid before I bust you up bad Who'dja lose yer money to?: scarm before you get it bad Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: you just don't know when to quit Did you cheat?: see your startin' to cross that line What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: why do you care Personal Quote: Thats it kid

Comments: Hey Patches Skweeks come here :: All huddle together:: okay on three one....two ...three :: Shove the annoying question asking kid in a trash can:: Let him roll guys...that'll teach em!

Patches - 07/15/98 04:25:49 My URL:http://buggar off... My Email:anuddar kid's. i fought 'im fer it. How much money didja lose?: lose? ha! Who'dja lose yer money to?: hay, would ya keep it quiet? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: do ya not lissin? i said hush up! Did you cheat?: kay, dat's it!!! *in a rage she pounds the kid's face* What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: hay, who're you? jist because i beat up yer friend 'ere don't mean you can provoke me an' take 'is place! Personal Quote: *mimiking* personal quote.. c'mone kid, ya gotta come up wit *sumthin' bettah den dat....

Comments: hay, action, skweeks, i say we git back ta what we used ta do 'ere in da ol' days. ya know, when we wuz *obsessed* wit signin' dis thing....ya know... da fights we all 'ad wit dat damn kid at da door alwaz askin' us dese *stupid* questions....jeez, it's e uf ta make a goil hurl.......anywhoo. i wuz jist reminicin'. c-ya! -Patches

Psych - 07/13/98 22:35:13 My URL:http://www.radiks.net/nyffeler/newshome.htm My Email:marienyf@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: who told you I lost?? BOOTS!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: What did Boots say *Questioning look* It was Race. ok? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Les, I could soak him *grin* Did you cheat?: No. Is this a face that would lie to you? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: The Race's and the dangerous places Personal Quote: Is this a face that would lie to you

Comments: Will you please cheek out my web page?? I love newsies!!

Spitfire - 07/13/98 15:26:03 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/index.html My Email:spitfireusa@netscape.net How much money didja lose?: I did well taday! I'se on'y in debt fer da next week. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Pips. How pathetic can ya get, huh? I mean, I lost ta a six year old. Dat is jist sad. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Nobody! Did you cheat?: I take da fifth amendment. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da roof a da Manhattan lodging house Personal Quote: Sometimes I lie awake night after night/ Coming apart at the seams/ Eager to please, ready to fight/ Why do I go to extremes? -Billy Joel

Comments: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Glad you won the awards! Good work! Just stopping by to say hi. Oh, "The Best of Friends" has been updated (a little), in case yer interested.

Moe - 07/13/98 06:27:59 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:moe7jessie@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: [agg]I didn't lose no money!! [asr]Oh, ya did too, ya moron... thoity cents is all, doe. Who'dja lose yer money to?: [pas]I don't know, but stop asking questions... Yer scaring me! [agg] I already told ya... I didn't lose no money! [asr]give it up!! Ya lost it ta some Italian an' you know it! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: [agg]I didn't lose none, but if I had, I'd like it to be from someone easy ta pound! [pas]*worried look* is he serious? *starts to cry* [agg] Heck yeah!! An' I hope it's someone wussy, like YOU!! Did you cheat?: [asr]I wouldn't ask him that if I were you... See, he's got a pretty bad temper, and well... Da last guy who asked him dat ended up in a trash can... But had it been ME who played, I woulda won, wit out cheatin' What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: [agg]Da alley ways! Personal Quote: Schizophrenia beats dining alone. (dat's not actually mine, but i can't remember who wrote it)

Comments: [agg]QUIT ASKIN' STUPID QUESTIONS, FOR I BREAK YER FACE!! [asr] Why don't you just chill, ok??!! Just chill!! [pas]Stop yelling!! *starts to cry*

Patches Maguire - 07/13/98 04:54:21 My URL:http://http://gone wit da wind My Email:Racetrack3@aol.com.......hay, i don't stay in one place ferevah. in fact, she don't even know i to k 'er sellin' spot...... How much money didja lose?: did i lose muny? DID I LOSE MUNY? who're you kiddin' 'ere? me? lose muny? what kinda phreak do ya think i am, anywaz? jeez.... Who'dja lose yer money to?: read abuv. an' besides, no one in dis room ain't woithy enuf ta lose ta me *grin* Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: if anyone, it's gotta be Action Monroe. she's da best a da best, an' ta lose ta her would be an honour. *chuckle* but, let us not ferget dat i *did* beat 'er.... Did you cheat?: *laughing* did i cheat. ha! what a joke! *takes the kid aside and whispers to him* who tol' you? huh? who's yer supplier? huh? if ya evah tell *anyone*.... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: da guys. a course. Personal Quote: Damn it.

Comments: hay dere, jist thought i'd stop by fer a visit. is it jist me, or does dat kid git nosier every time i come back 'ere? -Patches

Action - 07/13/98 03:23:53 My URL:http://allthatjazz.com My Email:dacrapgame@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: not a dime Who'dja lose yer money to?: I lost a nickle to Chance Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: absotivily posolutely no one Did you cheat?: have you read the stories on this page? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: where ever I won't get thrown out Personal Quote: " Life just one big joke that no one seems to know the punchline to"~ Christina Rose Van Baalen ( Brilliant Actor and Philosipher)

Comments: WE WON TWO AWARDS!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHDA:SDJHALSKJDLASK:JD:ASKLJDAKLSJDASKLJ SALKDJSAKL:JD LAKS JL

Touchdown - 07/09/98 19:43:05 My Email:aps4all How much money didja lose?: none. i won anodder 5 bucks. i guess dat somma Races luck is rubbin off on me Who'dja lose yer money to?: NO ONE!!! i won. i got some money from some goons from Queens, Harlem, Da Brons, Brooklyn, and Da Delancey's Dey awl tried ta soak me fer it back but I ran away..........fast becuz i's also pickpocketed dem cuz I knew dey had alota money. and i didnt want ta be der when dey found out da money was gone Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Dis one is real hard............uuuuummmmm............i dunno.........maybe........NO ONE!!!!! Did you cheat?: just a little secret between me an' youse.............::screams:: HELL YEAH!!!!!!! oops maybe i said dat a little loud. oh no here comes does goons bye::runs down da street and into da lodgin house:: What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Bridge Manhatten Newsies Lodgin House(fer a coitain newsie::wink wink::) docks tree tops crap game alley and da roof tops of New Yawk Personal Quote: "Well, if it ain't Jack-be-nimble Jack-be-quik where ya been Jacky-boy i aint seen ya round since da strike" dat is one a Spots lines in my newest story called N 2. it should be done by da enda da month.

Comments: OH GREAT I JIST HAD TA WANT TA MEET ONEA DA FLYIN POIPLE MONKEYS. EVEN SPOTS SCARED A DEM. DAT MUST MEAN DEY IS BAD NEWS. HEY BY DA WAY. ANYONE KNOW WHERE DAVEY IS?? HE IS DA ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE TA FIND DENTON AND I AINT SEEN EIDDER A DEM I A WHILE. LAST TIME I SAW DEM DEY WERE AT TIBBY'S TAGEDDA. HEY NOW DAT I TINK PF IT.........................DEYS BEEN SPENDIN AN AWFUL LOTA TIME TAGEDDA AND DAVEY AINT SELLIN AS MANY PAPES BEFORE. I WONDA WHAT DEY IS DOIN.......................... .................................(IF YA READ DA SICK TINGS DAT HAPPEN IN NEWSIES YA MIGHT UNDASTAND WHERE IM GOIN WIT DIS::WINK WINK::) WELL ANYWAYZ...............OOOOHHHHH SHIT HERE COMES DA FLYIN POIPLE MONKEYS AND DEY DONT LOOK TO HAPPY. I GUESS EY FOUND OUT DAT I PICKPOCKETED DEM LAST WE PLAYED POKER. OH NO!!!!!!! ITS DA FLYIN POIPLE MONKEY, SKATIN BLUE MONKEYS, BIKING RED MONKEY, SWIMMING YELLOW MONKEYS, AND RUNNING GREEN MONKEYS. I'S IS IN TROUBLE NOW. DDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTOOOOOON NNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! SPOT WHERES DAT SLINGSHOT AND HAVE YA SEEN DENTON????? HAS ANYONE SEEN DENTON????????????????? WHAT? HE AND DAVEY WENT OUT WEST TAGEDDA???? DID HE LEAVE ANYTHING BEHIND LIKE MAYBE A B G NET????? HE DID????? WHERE IS IT????? HE GAVE IT TO YOUSE TA GIVE TA TOUCHDOWN??? WELL I AM TOUCHDOWN SO'S CAIN I'S HAVE IT???? TANK YA MISTA. YOUSE A LIFE SAVA.

Spitfire - 07/09/98 06:21:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/ My Email:spitfire2@geocities.com How much money didja lose?: *checks pockets, hat, and takes off socks* Enough! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Racetrack! Dat doity . . . he's got da woist a luck at da tracks an' den he comes back ta da lodge an' consistently whips me at craps - if ain't at poker or Black Jack or - Heck, I oughta know by now I ain't nevah gone in no matta what I play! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Crutchy, he'd split it wit me anyways Did you cheat?: A coise - uh - not! A coise not! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da roof a da Manhattan Lodging House - dis ain't gonna change - not while Crutchy's dere. Personal Quote: An idealist? Well, I've never had the courage to believe in nothing. -Cervantes, The Man of La Mancha

Comments: I'se got nothin' else ta do, so I t'ought I'd stop by an' sign da guestbook. Looks great as always! Hey, uh, don't tell da flying poiple monkeys where I is, aw right?

Moe - 07/09/98 03:55:37 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:moe7jessie@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: More than I can count (I've only got *counts fingers* ten fingers) Who'dja lose yer money to?: i don't quite remember... all i remember is the booze Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: what kind of nut case do you think i am? Did you cheat?: I don't know, but I have a splitting headache. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: the bar Personal Quote: The world is spinning and spinning

Comments: never turn on bright lights after a night of drinking... Actually, don't turn on any lights, they're all too bright. Don't even move, or else you will figure out what you had for your forgotten dinner. (been there, done that) Just lie there... In piece and quiet. NO TALKING! It all is yelling!

Action Monroe - 07/08/98 21:01:42 My URL:http://duhhh My Email:durrhmmm@durrhrrrhrrr.hmmm How much money didja lose?: back off Who'dja lose yer money to?: shut up Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: don't start with me Did you cheat?: ::looks at you:: do I look like I'm gonna answere that What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: why? Planning on stalking me er somethin'? Personal Quote: Leave me alone...NOW

Comments: I'm lookin' at this GB and I'm a little scared guys......yer sanity or lack there of is really making me worry ...heh heh JUST KIDDING!!!!!!! HAHAJHHAAHKJHDASJKDHWSEIUEASFHSEUIFUIEYRWHSFJSDKFHNSDO:FNHUB : ~ Action

Touchdown - 07/06/98 23:01:50 My Email:APS4ALL How much money didja lose?: none. I stole it back when dey was attackin' Freckles Who'dja lose yer money to?: Flyin poiple monkeys. Freckles didn't wanna pay dem so dey bit her alot Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: anyone but da flyin poiple monkeys. cuz me friends would help me out if i's needed dem to. but dem monkeys are very very mean and selfish Did you cheat?: no. youse don't expect me to get bit bey dem monkeys again What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: docks manhatten lodgin house(fer a coitain newsie) crap game alley da roof tops of New York da tree tops and Tobby's Personal Quote: "DEAH ME. WHAT IS DAT UNPLEASENT SIGHT COMEIN TOWARDS ME?" said by our pal Racetrack when da flyin poiple monkeys were comein towards him.

Comments: SOMEONE GET DES MONKEYS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! DEY IS GONNA KILL ME. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T GO. JUST TELL ME WHERE DENTON IS. HE IS DA ONLY ONE WIT DA FLYIN POIPLE MONKEY NET!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gallant - 07/06/98 17:16:56 My Email:Jt633@aol.com How much money didja lose?: we played for peanuts Who'dja lose yer money to?: Patrick's mother Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Patrick Did you cheat?: don't have too What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I hear Crap Game Alley's always nice dis time a year Personal Quote: "dey kinda woyked me ovah a liddle"

Comments: Hey guys..i's did some t'inkin....we's should awl sign on at a certain time a certain day an awl just tawk bout everyt'ing...like newsies...an dese poiple monkeys i's been hearin bout...so what do u guys t'ink??.."It's a good idea!!!!"....well Jack seems a agree wit me how bout youse?

Gallant - 07/05/98 23:11:18 My Email:Jt633 How much money didja lose?: too busy to play any games...but if i had played i wouldn't a lost anyt'ing cuz i nevah loose Who'dja lose yer money to?: no one Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Horace Greeley Did you cheat?: don't hafta What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: sitting under the trees in newsie square.....dat's where you'll find me Personal Quote: I have one question How did the purple monkeys (and all the other various colors) get into New York?

Comments: "Purple Monkeys huh?" I could take 'em...they ain't a bother ta me

Touchdown - 07/05/98 20:23:51 My Email:APS4ALL How much money didja lose?: none I won 5 dollars from a bunch of guys!!! YEAH!!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: no one. but i got money from..... Jack, Blink, mush, Spot and Race (some how i beat Spot and Race) Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: let me think about dat.....ummm...no one DUH!!!!! Did you cheat?: HELL YEAH!!!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: docks manhatten lodgin house(for a certain newsie) crap game alley roof tops and now (becuz of da flyin poiple monkeys) da tree tops. Personal Quote: DEAH ME! (mine will change every visit which may be frequent)

Comments: DA POIPLE MONKEYS ARE GOMING DA POIPLE MONKEYS ARE COMEIN.........(dis phrase is repeated alot) ::monkeys arive:: OOOOOOOOOOO pirty monkey :: tries to pet it:: HHHHEEEEYYY!!!!! MEAN MONKEY YA BIT ME!!!! GET OUTA ME FACE!!!!!! ::RUNNING:: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DA POIPLE MONKEYS ARE AFTA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOO LLLLLEEEEEAAAAAVVVVVEEEE MMMMEEEE AAAAALLLLLOOOONNNNEEE!!!!!!!!!! PPPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS SPOT AN' 'IS SLING SHOT WHEN YA NEED HIM??????SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPOOOOOTTTTTT HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMEEEEE DA POIPLE MONKEY IS AFTA MMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Spot show up:: whadda ya want Touchdown?? Touchdown : HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPP G T DAT MMMMMMOOOOONNNNNKKKKEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!! Spot: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH GGGGGEEEEETTTTT DDDDAAAAATTTTT TTTTTT'''''IIIIINNNNGGGGG AAAAAWWWAAAYYY FFFRRROOOMMMM MMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JACKY-BOY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!................................................. ........................blah blah blah........it goes on until all the newsies are running with me and Cloe in front of them

Cleo - 07/05/98 19:49:36 My URL:none my page is dead My Email:i wont have one in a few days How much money didja lose?: Don't ask Who'dja lose yer money to?: Da blue monkey Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: no one Did you cheat?: nope What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: a tree in Central Park Personal Quote: NONE

Comments: ::tells a purple monkey to visit touch down::Ahhhhhhhh....Damn monkey::runs down street screaming:: IT FOUND ME!

Touchdown an Gallant's heyah too - 07/04/98 05:19:12 My Email:APS4ALL an JT633 How much money didja lose?: not wilin ta say Gallant didn't loose a cent Who'dja lose yer money to?: ummm........::whispers ta Gallant:: should I tell? "nah keep quiet...I'll do da tawkin" Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Each otha cuz we jest might give it back "u might give it back ta me outta fear Touchdown but i ain't gonna give ya any money back evah" "pppppllllleeeaaassseee!!!!" "we'll tawk bout dis lata Touchdown" Did you cheat?: ummm...im not at liberty ta tell......am I? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Touchdown: Brooklyn Bridge, Manhatten lodgin house and da roof tops. Anywhere dat ain't boring Personal Quote: Touchdown: Dats fer shoa "Ahhhhh...put a lid on it Touchdown"

Comments: Touchdown: well......what should I's say??? I's dunno so I's guess I's'l say adios and ta monkey goyl........I aint neva met a flyin poiple monkey so's cain ya send one me way so's I's cain meet it?? T'anks ma'am. Gallant: "Awl I know is Timmy fell down a well an Lassie went ta go get help an them damn monkey's dat Cleo's been tawkin about would come in handy right about now"

Fool - 07/01/98 19:22:09 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:JPBT51B@prodigy.com How much money didja lose?: Shut up, I'm in a bad mood. Who'dja lose yer money to?: The stupid person dat put me in a bad mood. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Myself. Becuase then I'd feel pity on me for losing, and I'd give the money back to myself, because, you know, I'm my own best friend in the whole wide world. Did you cheat?: What kind of question is dat? Why don't you walk up to somebody and ask them to hit chu? It's pretty much the same t'ing widout no hesitation. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Bridge... Well, Jersey sure sounds nice right about now... Personal Quote: STRESS: That confussion created when one's mind overrides the body's overwelming desire to choke the living daylight out of some jerk who desperatly needs it.

Comments: Hey peoples. How are ya alls? I'm damn tired. Seriously. I did not sleep whatsoever last night. I'm dead. My friends suddenly think I know how to make a web page... Which I don't... At all barley. Then they all decide to make one at once, which the word "why" comes to mind for some re son, then they feel all rushy about it, so I can never get on my own computer because I'm never home. As I speak, I'm on Mud's computer with a stupid keyboard that has no flo to it at all, 'cause the keys kinda.. You know? Pause. And the office is about a thousand degrees. It feels like I'm in a sonna. Anyway, in the spare time that I have... What would I do if it wasn't summer?... I'm still working on this story that I've been working on for a couple of months now... All seven drafts of plots. It's funny. I love the friction thing between Jersey and New York, don't everybody? And anyway, I'll catch ya later! ~Zoey "Fool" Walker

Spitfire - 06/29/98 02:52:59 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Balcony/1951/index.html My Email:spitfire2@geocities.com How much money didja lose?: I'se woikin' up ta buyin' a new shoit, so's I can give dis one back ta it's owner. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Racetrack Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ME! Did you cheat?: Naw, Spot was playin'. He woulda soaked me. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: always - da roof a da Manhattan lodgin' house Personal Quote: Shoot straight, ya bastards! Don't make a mess of it! -Breaker Morant (Ya jist gotta see dat movie)

Comments: Heya! I LOVE da page an' I LOVE da new stories!!! I'se been woikin' on one, but ev'ytime I get it fixed ta date wit da ones up heah, a new story goes up. :) I ain't complainin', trust me! I'll jist hafta put mine on a dif'rent timeline, if I evah send it. It's awready on a dif'rent timeline from my stories. Anyways, keep up da fantastic woik, an' I'll be back. CARRYIN' DA BANNA'!!! Spitfire

Moe - 06/20/98 20:47:36 My URL:http://www.gecities.com/Broadway/Balcony/1896/ My Email:moe7jessie@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: enough to make it hurt,but not enough to cry Who'dja lose yer money to?: I didn't actually lose it someBODY.. I just sort of lost it Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: a living, breathing person.. Dat way I'd be able to steal it back... when you just LOSE it, you can't win it back Did you cheat?: It'd be pretty pathetic to say I cheated against an inanimate object, wouldn't it? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: My little hole in the ground Personal Quote: HELLOO??!!

Comments: Doesn't it just suck a big fattie when you just lose your money?? Not to a person, just LOSE it... I've probab;y lost more that way than any other... Maybe I should quit hiding it in such "safe" spots...

Cleo - 06/20/98 15:25:51 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Lady+Vanya/index.htmla My Email:ladyvanya@aol.com How much money didja lose?: Ummm... I'm not sure Who'dja lose yer money to?: A Blue Monkey Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: A Purple Monkey Did you cheat?: Ummm... don't tell anyone...but...ummm...hmmm...::squeky::Yes What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: ummm... don't tell the Blue Monkey...But ummm. Central Park Personal Quote: ummm..."MONKEYS!"

Comments: Dont tell the monkeys this but I'm hidding in an alley ::someone yells out:: Monkeys! She's over in the alley there! ::Person points down my alley::::Hisses:: I said don't tell the monkeys :: runs to Central Park and climbs up a tree:: Maybe they wont fin me here...

Action - 06/17/98 19:30:18 My URL:http://think real hard about this one guys My Email:check the page How much money didja lose?: You kiddin' ? I hit my lucky streak when I got back From Ireland Who'dja lose yer money to?: Absotively posolutely nobody...okay this really big drunk Irish guy but it was more of him taking it than me loosing it... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Katie...very easy to convice her that it has no value in America Did you cheat?: what kida question is that??then again what kinda answer is this What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: any where, as long as its home Personal Quote: " May God bless those who are with us, and my he turn the hearts of those who aren't...or may he turn their ankles so we can tell who they are by their limpin'"-- I have no idea but it got me a drink in Ireland

Comments: Hey every body, I'm back! just thought I'd check in and see how yer all doin.... see ya around - Action Monroe ( yes that is my name...sheesh some people I swear)

Cleo - 06/16/98 22:17:17 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Lady Vanya/index.html My Email:ladyvanya@aol How much money didja lose?: All of it Who'dja lose yer money to?: I really don't know, Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: hmmm... Is that a trick question? ::mumbles to self:: why would I wanna wish I lost my money to someone? Did you cheat?: Um.... ::looks around:: no What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Central Park Personal Quote: "MONKEYS"

Comments: Great page! ::Looks around and see's Flying purple Monkeys:: Yikes! They're coming to getme! Bye!::runs down street screaming about flying monkeys::

Gallant - 06/16/98 01:25:10 My Email:Jt633 How much money didja lose?: nothin' i's nevah loose Who'dja lose yer money to?: i's said i's nevah loose Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: if i's evah lost i'd want it tah be tah Touchdown...i'd just soak 'er fer winnin' an get it awl back Did you cheat?: nah don't need tah What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: if i's ain't at da Brooklyn docks....i's on da rooftops usually Personal Quote: "How much money ya's wanna bet on dat?"

Comments: "i's woikin on a story...how youse guys'll like it" ~Gallant~

TOUCHDOWN - 06/15/98 22:08:44 My Email:APS4ALL How much money didja lose?: 50 Cents Who'dja lose yer money to?: Spot Conlon Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Kid Blink Did you cheat?: yea. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Tibby's Personal Quote: "let's awl meet at Tibby's at noon."

Comments: I's loves readin awl da stories dat people right 'bout da newsies and I's is woikin on one o' em' meself. it'l be a series and it should show up soon. I hope people keep writing stories fer me ta read and read ta me friends. I's awlready got one goyl h oked on Newsies befor she saw da movie an' I's plans ta keep findin people dat ain't seen it an' get dem ta love it as well. *spit shake* ~Touchdown~

Muse - 05/28/98 04:44:04 My URL:http://geocities.com/Braodway/Balcony/5962/ My Email:jmedwards7@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: I don't care to tell you Who'dja lose yer money to?: This big tough guy. I'm actually glad I lost. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: someone stupid enough ta let me pick pocket them on the way out Did you cheat?: if I had cheat, I would a lost more den me money. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: roof tops Personal Quote: You Lose!!!!

Comments: You know Fool??? you should ask her about my personal quote. She certainly learned sometin' from it: Neah teach me how ta play a nuder gambolin' game again... Anywhoo, you should be glad ya don't know her poisonally.. She's got an ego da size a Brooklyn. TTFN

Fool - 05/27/98 00:23:01 My Email:JPBT51B@prodigy.com How much money didja lose?: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you. Who'dja lose yer money to?: I don't get attched to them, nor find out their names. It makes me feel sorry for them when I win and take all their money. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I'd be pretty messed up if I wanted to lose money, wouldn't I? Did you cheat?: Cheating's such a... Strong word. I like to call it deceptional profit. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: The Brooklyn Bridge, of course. Personal Quote: I didn't steal it! You distroyed it in your sleep!

Comments: I have spent a very long week teaching my friends to play craps... With money. They're pathetic. I didn't change the rules on them, either. I simply ajusted the rules to my advatage. No really, that's all that I did!

aimee - 05/23/98 00:17:43 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/1085 My Email:talk_to_aimee@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: none Who'dja lose yer money to?: no one Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: should i rilly wish dat i lost money? pro'ly not Did you cheat?: yeah, that's how come i didn't lose any money- but if any one else asks, i'll deny it What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i still hate new york Personal Quote: i don't have one

Comments: Well, geez, its been a while. I like the end of the story, and the new begining. I would write something to add to it, but I tend to write like a punk and I'm just a bit long winded (no way!). So pro'ly I'll not write (I know you're all disappointed). Adios.

- 05/15/98 21:38:54 Personal Quote: damn the man

Comments: on my own is so crappy that im being to becoming a little torn!!!!

Valentine - 05/11/98 21:30:16 My Email:Valentin24@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it Who'dja lose yer money to?: don't know Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: RaceTrack Did you cheat?: this time or all da other times What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: midtown Personal Quote: get outa me face before i soak ya.

Comments: If any a youse see Race around tell 'im we're still on fer our poker game tanight.

Mercadies - 05/10/98 18:38:09 How much money didja lose?: Don't ask me! Ask the guy who took it! Who'dja lose yer money to?: ...Maybe RaceTrack.. But ain't admittin' nothin'! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I wish I didn't loose my money. Did you cheat?: That's the good thing about being an innocent-looking blonde. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn, man. Personal Quote: Slingshots and shot glasses are my specialty.

Comments: I don't have any comments. I'm a blonde... My friends are even.. Fools (literally). But gamblin' is my game... And so is picking Jack Kelly's money out of his pocket when he's not lookin'.... But I'se nevah said I DID...

Fool - 05/09/98 00:11:13 My Email:JPBT51B@prodigy.com How much money didja lose?: I ain't gonna tell ya. Who'dja lose yer money to?: None ob your bussnuiss! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ....Spot.... Did you cheat?: I always---uhh..I don't have ta answer dat. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Brooklyn Bridge Personal Quote: I coulda, shoulda, wouda, but I didn't so I can't.

Comments: Cool page, Action & Skweeks! How often do you play craps? How often do you cheat? Nah, Nah, Nah?! Anyways, you gotta update more, that's all that I'll complain about. And cool story, by the way!.. Catch ya later. ~Zoey "Fool" Walker

Valentine - 05/07/98 23:23:22 My Email:Valentin24@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it Who'dja lose yer money to?: don't know Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: no one Did you cheat?: if i lost me money do youse think i cheated What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: da Brooklyn Bridge Personal Quote: whats you smokin'

Comments:

mess - 05/06/98 22:48:10 My Email:jmedwards7@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: 0 (zero) don't know how to play Who'dja lose yer money to?: ditto Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Jack Kelley Did you cheat?: didn't play What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: don't know, neva bin der Personal Quote: my tummy speaks for itself

Comments: I have never played craps in my life, so most of the guestbook I didn't "really" sign. If I had played craps, though, I would have told ya. p.s. Fool is the one who told me about your sight. Eva hoid of her?

Maddie, "Queen of Hearts" - 05/05/98 21:02:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Stage/6235/index2.html My Email:rsh@muw.edu How much money didja lose?: *I* didn't lose any....how 'bout you? Who'dja lose yer money to?: Let's just say that Racetrack won't forget losing this time! Did you cheat?: Me? You're accusing ME of cheating? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Duane Street Personal Quote: "Ha! Full house!" and "I wouldn't do that if I were you . . ."

Comments: Hey guys! Seen Racetrack around? He's still kinda sore that I beat him at poker the other night. Oh, well. *shrug* How're things rollin'? Keep it up!

Newspaper Annie - 05/05/98 20:55:10 My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/offord/192 My Email:NewspaperAnnie@yahoo.com How much money didja lose?: Well, you didn't win much from me. Did you cheat?: Ní hea! Never. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: City Hall Park, where else? Personal Quote: DON'T boss me around!

Comments: Great page! It's very creative. One of the more interesting takes on Newsies fan pages, I must say. *smile* Keep on carrying the banner......when you aren't gamblin' that is!

Kandice - 04/26/98 14:55:04 My URL:http://members.aol.com/ylime152/index.html My Email:ylime152@aol.com

Comments: THIS was uuuuhhhhhhhhhhh................QUITE interesting! But I must say I prefer plucking and car wrecks to playing craps!(Know what i mean ACTION) Some SLIMY ASSHOLES deserve it! Agree???? Or NO??????? Anywho! I throughly enjoyed this! catch up wit ya ater!

Spitfire - 04/21/98 01:56:14 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/7213 My Email:mes9j@virginia.edu How much money didja lose?: Well, me pockets are empty . . . Who'dja lose yer money to?: I t'ink Blink walked off wit most of it, but Mush was stuffin' some in his pockets, too. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Crutchy. Did you cheat?: I'm standin heah wit empty pockets, an' ya accusin' me a cheatin'?! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da roof a da lodgin' house. Personal Quote: It just occured to me . . .

Comments: Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful story! I tend ta get overenthusiastic. Can ya tell? Honestly though, I t'ought da story was great. Please write anudder one! Da profiles are really funny, too! Oh, an' da homepage ain't mine, actually. It belongs ta da Newsies Row Fan Club c/o Sparky. If I ever get my story up, though, it'll be there.

Kid Gem - 04/15/98 18:00:29 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/8905 My Email:smchcn@dave-world.net How much money didja lose?: 5 bucks!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Pie Eater. That fella is smarter than he looks. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Kid Blink. Did you cheat?: Moi? Never. *tucks an ace of hearts back into her shirt sleeve* What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: The docks. Personal Quote: "I ain't deaf!"

Comments: Do you people have conversations in this guestbook or what?? I wish I had this many entries in MY guestbook. Well, wait, I want entries that make sense in my Gbook. Anywho, I've gotta get outta here before I lose da rest of me money. Toodles.

Patches Maguire - 04/14/98 23:07:48

Comments: hay dere. well, skweeker, i don't tink dat i threatened anyone ta come an' sign dis g.book. dat i know of. i mite a used da woid damn an' damnit, but i don't tink dat i threatened anyone. i hope not. hmmm. i sent da same message inta every g.book dat i vi ited. but, hay. sorry. well, i'se not 'avin' a good week/month/could be year, so i don't tink dat i'll be back anytime soon. maybe i'll catch up wit ya'll latr in life. c-ya! -Patches

Skweeker - 04/14/98 03:05:30

Comments: Hey Patches, not that it's a bad thing yer gettin people ta sign our book and check out da page an' junk, but would ya mind not threatenin' 'em wit death? We'd all sleep a little bit better at night knowing ya ain't gonna come hunt us down and kill us fer not signin' da guestbooks! =)

Risk - 04/13/98 18:30:35 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Bungalow/1220 How much money didja lose?: not much (everything I had) :-( Who'dja lose yer money to?: someone who has a habit of ordering people to sign other people's guestbooks. *cough*PATCHES Deary me, I must have something stuck in my throat. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I don't wish I lost my money. it brings bad luck and pigs. Did you cheat?: yessiree. I lost anyways. Life is- not good. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: the Stature of Liberty!!! (did I pronounce that right??) Personal Quote: I'M GOIN' TO NEW YAWK!!!!!!!!!!

Comments: hey, what's up. I just wanted to sign this again so Patches wouldn't yell at me. I don't like it when people yell at me. It makes me nervous. Anyway, nice page.

Patches - 04/13/98 02:01:01 My Email:hay, yer new... How much money didja lose?: i dunno, do ya wanna lend me sum? Who'dja lose yer money to?: i dunno. should i 'ave lost it to you? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: do you know how ta play craps? i could teach ya *winks to Klepto an' Coolio* Did you cheat?: hay, do i look like i'd cheat? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i dunno, where do you hang 'round?

Comments: Klepto! Coolio talked ya into dis, ay? heh heh heh. like you'll evah read dis, but, hay. i mentioned you in me story dat i'se writin'. i didn't think dat any a you would sign dis. funky, ay? heh heh heh. so what'd ya think a da new guy askin' da questions? not bad, huh? c-ya l8r! -Patches

Coolio and Klepto - 04/13/98 00:55:40 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/CoolioJ/index.html My Email:coolioj@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: whatcha wanna know fer? It ain't none o' yer business! Who'dja lose yer money to?: All ya!! ev'ry last one! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Who d'ya think? not Patches! Did you cheat?: Naw, jist improved the truth! It didn't werk! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: I t takes a smile as sweet as butter

Comments: Our Lady Peace 4-Ever!(Klepto)

Patches Maguire - 04/12/98 16:12:12 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/5384/index.html My Email:patches_rocks_da_woild_but_you_all_tink_she's_krazy@psychotic.com How much money didja lose?: i didn't lose nuthin'. i'se 'ave gotten bettah at dis game lately. maybe it's cuz i'se been practicin' wit all a da liddle joiks 'ere who don't know voon 'bout dis game. so i'se 'ave gottn bettah at it. so watch out. kay Who'dja lose yer money to?: i didn't, stupid, didn't you jist hear what i said? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: you got no brains! i jist said dat i won. an' why da hell would i wanna lose me muny, anywaz? Did you cheat?: hay, it action an addict? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: it's me last day in brooklyn. i dunno where i'se headin' out aftah dat. Personal Quote: i ain't krazy 'er psychotic!!!

Comments: kay, skweeker, ya didn't have ta mention it ta da whole world rite aftah i signed almost all a da newsie guestbooks frum da sites dat i know of tellin' dem all ta sign dis thing!!!! aaahhhhhh!!! me life is ruined. but, hay. it's happened before. whatevah don't kill you, makes ya strongah. jist like shrapnel 'as said ta me millions a times..... c-ya! -Patches

Skweeker - 04/12/98 02:39:10 My URL:http://don't think so, don't mess with me right now! My Email:I'll pretend i didn't hear that... How much money didja lose?: Still pretending... Who'dja lose yer money to?: If i pretend any harder, a flyin horse is gonna come outta da sky and take me to the enchanted land of fuzz balls er sumpin! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Oh, look, a flyin' horse! Did you cheat?: Here it comes! Where to flying horsey? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Oh, the land of enchanted fuzzballs, sounds good to me!!! Personal Quote: Bye, i'm off to the land of enchanted fuzz balls

Comments: I figured I'd better sign this before Patches comes in here and starts talking to the divider bars!

Patches, yes, da crazy but wundahful goil - 04/11/98 18:58:25 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/5384/index.html My Email:hay, i don't give me poysonal stuff out fer free, ya know... How much money didja lose?: i lose a bit. not too much. da usual. 'bout two bucks. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Racetrack, damn bastard. 'E's all high an' mighty now. Well, i'll jist go an' teach 'im a lesson 'er two when i finds 'im.... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: what're ya? crazy? do i wish ta lose me muny? why, yes, a course i wish ta lose it. HA! lose it my ass. i don't think so. i nevah wish ta lose me muny. 'cept uless i gain more in return. hmmmmm...... Did you cheat?: cheat? isn't dere anudar woid fer dat? sumthin' dat sounds a liddle nicer den sumthin' illigal. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i'se moved inta brooklyn fer a bit rite now. Personal Quote: i live in my misery

Comments: hay dere, still no one's signin' dis thing. WHAT'S WRONG WIT YA PEOPLE? huh? dis is an awesome guestbook an' why ain't ya signin' it? *sniff* i'se gettin' dat feelin' a being all alone again.......*sniff* why do i always end up like dis? well, i'se gonna o bribe people ta sign dis thing. c-ya! -Patches

Sharkbait - 04/07/98 01:39:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/9220/ My Email:epec@linkport.com How much money didja lose?: Lemme' put it to you simply.. Y'see this shirt I'm wearing? Well, it's kinda' on loan. Who'dja lose yer money to?: The same lint snorting, moose hugging, no good, lousy, rotten wingding I did last time! *Shaking her head* Man, you'd think I'd learn, but NOOOO.. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Who do I *WISH* I'd lost my money to?! What do you think I am, masochistic??!! Did you cheat?: Again, look at the shirt. Need I say more? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Anywhere but off the side of a building. :) Personal Quote: Honest, officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.

Comments: Heya! I'm BAAAACK! Yes, the not-so-nice young men in white have loosed me upon the unsuspecting city once again! Heh heh heh.. Now I can finally carry out my evil schemes, and- *Realizes what she's saying, and clears her throat, glancing around nervously* Ah.. Anyway, just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE "When Da Dice Are Rollin'", and am a Very Happy Sharkbait now that it's finished. :) When I find the time, (..And inspiration), I will definitely have to contribute to your fine establishment, and try my best to do y'all some justice with me humble writing abilities. Why- AAAGGGHHH! They're back! The FLYING PIGEONS ARE BACK! *Runs in a circle for a few moments, (Rather like a dog chasing it's tail), screaming at the top of her lungs, then suddenly stop * Hey.. Wait a minute. I have an edge this time.. I have.. *Whips something out of her Magic Bag of Lots o' Stuff, holding it triumphantly* Banana flavored Cheez Spray! Yee hee hee hee hee! *Runs off into the distance, chasing the "flying pigeons", and sh uting* Come back here, thou beslubbering swag-bellied harpies! Hold still so I can Cheez you! HEEEEEY!!

Coolio - 04/06/98 23:43:15 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/CoolioJ/index.html My Email:coolioj@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: whatcha think? ask patches! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Patches ya dirty li'l..... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ya think I wanna loose it? Did you cheat?: not a chance, I lost What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Central park

Comments: Hey, I may be da only one udder den ya'll to write here, but Patches told me too!!

Action - 04/04/98 23:41:41

Comments: Hey I hope you all like the story!!! Now you all need to start writting cause I can't wait to read. ~ Action

Patches, da funktified squeegie thang - 04/04/98 17:11:50 My Email:well, lemme see, 'ere. i gots alot a dem. dere's one in da bronx dat skweeker an' action don't know bout *heh heh heh* dere's one inmanhattan da 'se usin' rite now. none a dem dere know 'bout it either. hay, i tink i gots one in alla da places in new york! woohoo. an' i don't tink dat no one know 'bout dem 'cept me. *heh heh heh* How much money didja lose?: ah, nuthin' much. jist hmmm, lemme think. how much did i lose? lemme check...*empties her pocket and searches her shoes and everywhere else where she'd put her money* DAMIT!!!! i lost all a it!!!! DAMN DA BASTARD WHO DID DIS TA ME!!!!! he's gonna be seeing lights all around 'im soon. frum sum heavenly object. damn dat retard. where'd 'e go? did jya see 'im? huh? WELL ANSWER ME, DAMNIT! Who'dja lose yer money to?: get outta 'ere. i'se lookin' fer dat guy rite now. hay, maybe youse can help me. did jya see a guy 'bout so tall, brownish blond hair and 'e gots a a brown hat.....dat bastard, 'e's gonna get it when i see 'im.... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: look ,kid, is ya gonna help me er not? huh? c'mone, let's get a move on. 'e's gotta be 'ere sumwhere. couldn't a gone far... Did you cheat?: hay, i thought ya said dat yer gonna help me 'ere. do ya know da guy? is dtat it? huh? ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: get lost, yer no use ta me anymore. maybe i'll go home an' drown me sorrows in a beer. DAMNIT!! i gots no muny fer a beer. maybe i'll bum sum offa sumone. man, what a day. i jist hope dem stuip dog don't start oinkin' away like dat odder nite. jeez. dat wuz da woist... Personal Quote: swank the squeegie.

Comments: ah, i lost alla me muny. alla it. can you believe dat? jeez. i wuz doin' so well. so well. den dat stupid retard comes by, offers me sumthin' ta drink an' a game a craps. jeez. how could i 'ave lost? i gots nuthin' now. nuthin'. anyone wanna offer a poor um by da likes a me sum muny? jist so dat i can buy papes tomorrer mornin'? i'se promise ta pay ya back, but i'se got nuthin' now. nuthn' *walks away sniffling* *trips over her own feet, but doesn't throw herself off the brooklyn bridge like skweeker, and lands on her face. she sees something shiny...* omigod!!!!! a quatah!!! a whole quartah!!! woohoo!!! i gots muny!!!! woohoo!!!!! *goes off skipping*

durhmm durhmm hmm hmm hmm - 04/03/98 20:49:05 My Email:at Empire Records How much money didja lose?: i don't remember Who'dja lose yer money to?: i don't think that would remembering would be good for my health! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i don't no Did you cheat?: more dan likely What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Ermpire Records Personal Quote: the truth sucks, so believe what you want

Comments: "SHOPLIFER" "DAMN THE MAN" "SUGAR HIGH" crrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Lynn/Cowgirl - 04/02/98 23:05:51 My URL:http://members.aol.com/FawnAby/lynns_newsies.html My Email:FawnAby@aol.com How much money didja lose?: Ever'thin' I's eva' owned.. 'cept da clothes on me back. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Action Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Anyone but Action Monroe. Did you cheat?: Nope.. couldn't bring meself ta do it. Didn't want Action ta beat da spit outta me. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Manhattan Lodgin' House. Personal Quote: "Damn right!"

Comments: Awesome page. I loves it lots an' lots. All I's got ta say, an' I loves da sotry (so finish it!)

Lynn/Cowgirl - 04/02/98 22:58:41 My URL:http://members.aol.com/FawnAby/lynns_newsies.html My Email:FawnAby@aol.com How much money didja lose?: Ever'thin' I's eva' owned.. 'cept da clothes on me back. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Action Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Anyone but Action Monroe. Did you cheat?: Nope.. couldn't bring meself ta do it. Didn't want Action ta beat da spit outta me. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Manhattan Lodgin' House. Personal Quote: "Damn right!"

Comments: Awesome page. I loves it lots an' lots. All I's got ta say, an' I loves da sotry (so finish it!)

Risk - 04/01/98 01:14:50 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Bungalow/1220 How much money didja lose?: Not much today, actually. I'm havin' a pretty good day. THe kind oif day where the sun is shinin',the biirds are singin', everythinn's going your way, and y7ou break out into song in the middle of the street, make a fool of yourself, and don't even notice, becasue you're having such a GOOD TIME. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Like I said, I'm having a good day. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Well, lets see. If I was married then I'd say my hubbie, 'cause then we'd have a joint schecking account and it'd be my woney too anyway, but I'm not married, so that couldn't happen. I'm really not married. (HINT, HINT all you gorgeous young male newsies out there) Personal Quote: SIgn my guestbook.Please? Please? Please? I'll pay you?!

Comments: (to the tune of Hello, Dolly) Hello, Action, well hello, Swkeekers. It's so nice To see your story is updated. Well hello, Skweekers, and hello, Action. I hope you don't mind that in your guestbook I SANG this song. Sorry, I just had to get that out. I like singing especially on a nice day like today...*sigh* Anyway, I love the new part to the story!

Sharkbait - 03/31/98 06:59:33 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/9220/ My Email:epec@linkport.com How much money didja lose?: Lemme' see.. *Starts counting on her fingers* Minus 5, carry the 2, multiply by 7, which equals.. A whole lot. Who'dja lose yer money to?: A big, scum sucking pig-dog Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: A small, scum sucking pig-dog Did you cheat?: Moi? Cheat? *Bats her eyes innocently* Never!.. Unless I won't get caught. :-) What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: New York? I'm in New York? *Looks around frantically* Uh oh.. Bob and Herb are NOT going to like this.. Personal Quote: Most is easier said than sung in Russian.

Comments: Heya! I just came here to let ya know this place is lookin' pretty danged good.. Mighty nice joint to hang around, except for all the flying pigeons. Eh? What was that? What do you mean, there aren't any flying pigeons here? What? What's a flying pigeon? Starts flipping out* What's a flying pigeon?! WHAT'S A FLYING PIGEON??!! I'll TELL you what a flying pigeon is, you no good, toad licking, yak eating- *Stops mid-sentence* Ah.. Er.. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just proving that you aren't the only ones signing thin ! Mwa ha ha ha ha h- Hey, what're you planning on doing with that butterfly net? And no, I do NOT want to put on that nice white jacket! Go away! Shoo! Lemme' alone, you big ninnies! Heeeeey!! *Is being dragged away* I didn't get to finish my maniacal lau hter....!

Patches, da wund'rful - 03/30/98 01:16:38 My Email:grease is da woid.... How much money didja lose?: actually, i gave it ta sumone. dey needed it a liddle more dan me. *gets a creepy look frum shakes* hay, so maybe not eatin' fer 25 hours 'as done sumthing wrong ta me. is dat a crime? huh? c'mone. answer me 'ere. is dat a crime? HUH????? Who'dja lose yer money to?: well, i gave it ta......hotshot. she's reeally poor rite now. but i gave da free movie ticket ta klepto. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i don't wanna give anymore muny away!!! help me!!! i wanna go back ta stealin' an' cheatin' an' all a dat odder fun stuff! sumone help me!!! i don't wanna turn inta a goody-goody Did you cheat?: if i give, i don't cheat. but i wanna cheat. can anyone help me out? i'se fergot alla da rules. action, i needs yer advice on cheatin' in craps.... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: manhattan. thus far. Personal Quote: GREASE IS DA WOID!!!!!!!!!

Comments: 'as any a you bums seen grease in da theatres? woohoo!!!! talk about embarress yer friends!!!!! woohoo!!!! and, hay, i'se fergot 'bout all a da stuff dat ya taught me 'bout cheatin',action, can ya teach me again? huh? well, answer me, damnit!!!

Uh, Erin and um Gem and what else Opal - 03/29/98 04:25:02 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/katerintitanic/index.html My Email:Go 'way. How much money didja lose?: Go 'way. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Go 'way. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Are you listening to me? Did you cheat?: Hello? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Listen to me! Go 'way! Personal Quote: Get lost. Hey, I have an idea.*locks the idiot in a little room with 12 8 year olds* Hah, hah.

Comments: Hee, hee. Oh dear. I've got a problem. He, he, he, he, he, he. Oh no. I'm even scarying myself. I've gotta get out of here and eat something. Idiot. I knew it wasn't a good idea not to eat for 3 days. I knew that makes me hyper. I just had to do that didn t I. Ok, I'm going to shut up now. ~*ERIN/GEM/OPAL/ERIN SHUT UP* There is most definatly something wrong with me.

Ray - 03/28/98 19:15:34 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Bungalow/1220 How much money didja lose?: 2 bucks Who'dja lose yer money to?: A really big, tall, buff guy who looked very scary Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Someone who I could soak Did you cheat?: aWould you cheat against a guy that big? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Central Park Personal Quote: So. How are you?

Comments: Hello. Love the page. Come visit mine, even though there's not much there and I know very little html. this is one of the hardest things I can do. Pretty sad, huh?

Skweeker - 03/27/98 21:13:48

Comments: Well, Action, whadda ya think of the idea of us getting a message board? I like the idea...so, before I go to the dance, I'll look into it, kay? TTYL

Patches Maguire - 03/27/98 19:46:16 My Email:nun a yer business, kid How much money didja lose?: hay, get outta me face! Who'dja lose yer money to?: COOLIO!! Da bum! she stoled alla me muny!! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ummm, a guy wit da number 48, but dat's a different story Did you cheat?: hay, 'ave ya read any a me odder messages? I DON'T CHEAT!!!!! heh heh heh What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: well, so far, it's manhattan....but, i dunno. Personal Quote: GO AWAY! YA PHREAK!!!!

Comments: hay, action, skweeker! what's up. i'se jist showin' coolio an' ben (da retard) yer site. maybe, if we'se ;ucky, dey's gonna sign it sumday, too. but, i dunno. i'se at school rite now. an' i'se on coolio's comp, so i'm gonna go. c-ya! -Patches

Action - 03/27/98 13:38:17

Comments: Ya know what? This is why we need a message board. I think we scared the whole damn world away from the site cause of all the things we write in here.......I'M GOING NUCKING FUTS!!!! its spring break , nobodies home anywhere and I'm goin' insain, hell I'm even liking the feed barns right now!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

Skweeker - 03/27/98 12:04:50

Comments: Oh, THAT broadway musicals thing...it was just some thing on how they're put together and junk...really dumb! Anywho, I'll e-mail ya 'bout the feed barn, kay? I have realized we ARE the only ones signin this thing, and personally, I don't care! =) g/g

patches - 03/27/98 05:49:40

Comments: woohoo. we's da only ones signin' dis thing!!! woohoo!! lotsa fun!!! heh heh heh...

patches - 03/27/98 05:48:16 My Email:gone How much money didja lose?: it's gone Who'dja lose yer money to?: he's gone Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: sumone here Did you cheat?: DO I CHEAT? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: go away Personal Quote: i dunno

Comments: Skweeker--"then i go to broadway musicals then lunch, then we go to lunch, then we get some nifty laser demonstration!" i wanna know 'bout the broadway. AN' WHAT IS DIS BARN AN' FEED THING? Action, can ya help me out at all? or is she jist crazy?

Action - 03/27/98 02:47:07

Comments: Skweeks all I'm saying is issues...you have MANY of them. ~ Action

Skweeker - 03/27/98 02:36:51 My URL:http://the feed barn!!!! My Email:Go away, I am devistated!!! How much money didja lose?: Look, someone took my feed barn away and won't give it back!!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: You deaf or just plain stupid? I said, My feed barn, my one true inanimate love, was taken away!!!! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Shut up!!! You don't know what it's like to have your feed barn to be taken from you!!!! Did you cheat?: Of course I didn't cheat on my feed barn!!! What kinda gal ya think i am?!?! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I like hangin in my feed barn's loft...so cozy... Personal Quote: *snaps outta trance* Hey! What the hell'm I tellin ya this for?! Get the hell outa my face!!!!

Comments: Yeah, we're the only ones signin this thing, and if any a yous hear word on da street 'bout my feed barn, lemme know! I'm gonna kill the bastard cowboys that took it from me!

Action - 03/27/98 02:28:07

Comments: Is it jist me or are we the only ones that sign this thing er what? ~Action

Skweeker - 03/27/98 02:09:53

Comments: Patches...What the hell ya talkin' 'bout? Broadway????!!!! Ah, the good ol' feed barn...long long long story! But how I love the feed barn, that is, until all them damn cowboys took it away!!!! I can't believe them!!! How dare they take away MY feed barn! Ugh! That makes me so mad!

Patches, again..... - 03/27/98 01:51:41

Comments: "The feed barn!!!! What the hell did they do with the feed barn!!!" Skweeks, Action, what da hell is dis?

Patches - 03/27/98 01:48:58 My URL:http://i'se da man. My Email:o bla di o bla da, life goes on..... How much money didja lose?: woohoo!!!! i wun!!!!!! i wun!!!! so i didn't loose any, kid. Who'dja lose yer money to?: no one!!! i wun!!! woohoo! i gots sum muny!!!!!! woohoo!!! shoppin' spree!!! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: well, since i gots muny now, maybe i'd give a liddle ta Klepto, 'r maybe Athene. she don't got any. she's also a SUCKER!!!! Did you cheat?: me, cheat? ha! cheatin' is me last resort. i don't cheat. an' i ain't kiddin' 'ere. i nevah kid. nevah. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: startin' tomorrer, i'se movin' inta manhattan again. jist fer a week 'r so. den i'se movin' on again. like always. Personal Quote: Skweeks! ya fink!! how could ya? Broadway?

Comments: WOOHOO!!! i gots no homewoik!!! woohoo!!!!! but i'se gots stories ta write. so i'se bettah go, 'ere. i gots supper cumin' soon, too. mmmmm. food.

Action - 03/26/98 22:23:17 How much money didja lose?: me loose? What are ya nutts? Who'dja lose yer money to?: I didn't Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I don't Did you cheat?: Questions like that could get ya soaked real easy What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Bronx, me home sweet home Personal Quote: I'm DA QUEEN O' DA BRONX

Comments: Hey everybody....ya know, I wish I knew how post stuff on the page......Skweeks doesn't want me to try cause of da little guest book accedent Well I'm bored anyone on line and at da site mail me at rvbjr@gte.net Action

Skweeker - 03/26/98 15:09:32 My URL:http://penn state mckeesport, if you hafta know! My Email:I'm at a college right now, don't bother me! How much money didja lose?: 2.50 fer lunch! this food better be better than our school's! Who'dja lose yer money to?: The nasty lunch lady's! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Some nice lunch ladies Did you cheat?: How do you cheat when you're buying lunch??! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I dunno, but I particularly like the computer lab here! Personal Quote: I'm at someone elses computer, don't bother me, I'm having fun showing everyone my sites!

Comments: Hey there, I'm on a honor society field trip to Penn State College at the McKeesport campus! We're in a internet (duh!) thing now, then i go to broadway musicals then lunch, then we go to lunch, then we get some nifty laser demonstration! THen I won't be ome till late tonight, I got swimming till like 8 or so, so Action, Patches, mail me!!! =) TTYL I'm having fun!!!!! Dunno what else to say, cept "The feed barn!!!! What the hell did they do with the feed barn!!!"

Patches - 03/24/98 02:08:20 My Email:wouldn't ya like ta know??? How much money didja lose?: well, whatever i lost, it's gone now, rite. so what're askin' me fer? Who'dja lose yer money to?: dat joik *points to the guy lookin' 'round suspiciously* 'e tinks 'e's gonna get away wit it, too. heh heh heh. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ah, i dunno. maybe. nah. maybe, well, Spritz woulda been nice. she don't know nuthin' 'bout dis stuff. *laughs evily* nuthin' a tall. Did you cheat?: would i cheat? really. dis is a erious question. would i cheat? well, dere's no poifectly logical explaination ta cheat against sumone. an' losin' all a me muny jist proves dat i didn't cheat. so now ya know da story. i would nevah heat. *walks away an' sees Shakes* ya know does phreaks in dere? dey all tink dat i'd nevah cheat! what a bunch a dumbasses. ha! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Central Park. i'se gonna be movin' ta anudddar place, soon. i hate ta stay in da same place fer a long time. Personal Quote: nevah believe anythin' i say unless i tell ya it's ok.

Comments: so, ah, Skweeker. what's wit dis barn feed thing?

Faye - 03/23/98 01:02:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/5576 My Email:SantaFe76@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it! now i can't pay my debts and i'm gonna lose the theater!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: that dang banker lady! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Moose!! Moose rules! Did you cheat?: who.. me? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhattan! That's my Jackie-boy's place!! Personal Quote: "I wish you coulda seen Polly's mother, standing there in the footlights..."

Comments: Don't worry about the freaking feed barn, Skweeks! I know you're heartbroken, but there are other feed barns in the world! ....

Faye - 03/23/98 01:02:34 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/5576 My Email:SantaFe76@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it! now i can't pay my debts and i'm gonna lose the theater!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: that dang banker lady! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Moose!! Moose rules! Did you cheat?: who.. me? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhattan! That's my Jackie-boy's place!! Personal Quote: "I wish you coulda seen Polly's mother, standing there in the footlights..."

Comments: Don't worry about the freaking feed barn, Skweeks! I know you're heartbroken, but there are other feed barns in the world! ....

Faye - 03/23/98 01:02:20 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/5576 My Email:SantaFe76@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it! now i can't pay my debts and i'm gonna lose the theater!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: that dang banker lady! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Moose!! Moose rules! Did you cheat?: who.. me? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhattan! That's my Jackie-boy's place!! Personal Quote: "I wish you coulda seen Polly's mother, standing there in the footlights..."

Comments: Don't worry about the freaking feed barn, Skweeks! I know you're heartbroken, but there are other feed barns in the world! ....

Faye - 03/23/98 01:02:15 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/5576 My Email:SantaFe76@aol.com How much money didja lose?: all of it! now i can't pay my debts and i'm gonna lose the theater!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: that dang banker lady! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Moose!! Moose rules! Did you cheat?: who.. me? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhattan! That's my Jackie-boy's place!! Personal Quote: "I wish you coulda seen Polly's mother, standing there in the footlights..."

Comments: Don't worry about the freaking feed barn, Skweeks! I know you're heartbroken, but there are other feed barns in the world! ....

Skweeker - 03/22/98 16:03:04 My URL:http://not in mood, go away My Email:moron! go away! How much money didja lose?: i not tell you, you not go away Who'dja lose yer money to?: YOU are a moron! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Different moron! Did you cheat?: Do I look like moron? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Wherever morons aren't! Personal Quote: You are close to an idiot! You moron! *moron takes a step away from me* That, that is NOT funny!!!

Comments: Patches- Sooner or later, Sinner will get a profile! And i think that we're (me you an action) are the only ones signin this thing cuz we scare them off w/our comments! Anywho, mail me! ~Skweeker "The feed barn! What the hell did they do with the feed barn?!"

Gem (the Opal one) - 03/22/98 15:55:06 My URL:http://whydoyou.care? My Email:owwmy@poor.head How much money didja lose?: Why do you care? Who'dja lose yer money to?: oww, my poor head. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Look, I've got the worst headache in the history of earth, now get lost Did you cheat?: Listen, I was just locked in a small room full of 12 8 year olds. Now shut up! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Do you enjoy pain? Personal Quote: Listen to Torn.

Comments: Aye, my poor hurt head. Some advice to all of you. If you have an younger brother or sister who's 9 or younger, don't go to their birthday. And if you do, make sure you don't have to be in a small room. Owww. I have to cover my head with snow now. Aye, my head.

Patches - 03/22/98 06:18:20 My Email:yeah. what. did you say sumthin', goil? How much money didja lose?: i ain't gonna get inta dat again. Who'dja lose yer money to?: read above Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ahh, i dunno. sumone else. jist not action that liddle....*catches herself before turning this message into the one before* Did you cheat?: i ain't gettin' inta dat. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i'se thinkin' maybe cantral park, rite now. shakes' guy 'as quit lookin' fer me. fer now. Personal Quote: life could be bettah.

Comments: Skweeks. An' i mean SKWEEKS, not Action, da bum. well, i wuz jist wonderin' is dere gonna be a profile on sinner? an' do da others eva sign da book?

Patches Maguire - 03/22/98 06:00:29 My Email:it's in one a me odder ones How much money didja lose?: enuf. why. do ya think i gots more? well, guess what? I LOST IT ALL!!!! hay, you pryed dat outta me....c'mere ya little bugger!!!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Action!! Action Monroe!! i hope yer 'appy wit yerself dere. kay? youse got da muny dat i wun offa youse back, now leave me alone!!! you let me win jist so you could do dis ta me, 'eh? well, you gots anudder thing cumin', jist you wait. you'll get what you desoive Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: shut up. i's in a bad mood, kid. Did you cheat?: hay, youse wuz da one dat asked me dat odder question, ain't chya? well, you liddle phreak, c'mere!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: *punches him* GET A LIFE!!! how much do ya get paid fer doin' dis? not enuf. *kicks hiim* how 'bout dat, 'eh? is ya gonna quit dis job now? huh? huh? i better not see ya 'round 'ere again.

Comments: Action, youse is gonna pay fer takin' all a me muny!!!!! jist wait! jist you wait, Action Monroe! -Patches

Action - 03/21/98 17:23:57 My URL:http://durrhmmm My Email:durrhmmm How much money didja lose?: durrr Who'dja lose yer money to?: hrrrr Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: hrrr Did you cheat?: hmmm What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: durr hmmm durr hmm, durr hrr hrr hmmm Personal Quote: CRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Comments: HEY !!! I know we haven't updated in a while but its cause we are outta ideas. Right now we're finishin' da story up and hopefully it'll be done and up by tomorrow. It would be really cool if you guys wanted to start writting Stories using the charactors rom When da Dice are rollin'.....it would be REALLY nice if you told us what you wanted us to put up next on the page cause our brains are hurtin' tryin' to come up with stuff. Action

Patches Maguire - 03/20/98 19:59:59 My Email:i gotta find it foist.... How much money didja lose?: ummm. well, more than youse did. Who'dja lose yer money to?: scooter...dat bum...wait'll i find 'er..... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i dunno. maybe skit colon. she'd probly give it back. she don't know much 'bout gamblin' anywaz....heh heh heh Did you cheat?: not to be known What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: still don't know. Personal Quote: gotta run. away

Comments: well, i'm back. action, i'l write to ya, as soon as i get my email workin' well, tanks fer the compliments, but i gotta run. sum people wanna go to a movie, an' i gotta take em there. c-ya!! -Patches

Skweeker - 03/18/98 21:11:54 My URL:http://uhhhhhh My Email:duh,duh,duh How much money didja lose?: dunno Who'dja lose yer money to?: dunno Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: dunno Did you cheat?: huh? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: say wha? Personal Quote: Patches, i just read all youre entries, they funny!!!!

Comments: I'm back!!!!!!! duh....duh......duh....???!!!! =/

Action - 03/18/98 20:32:29 How much money didja lose?: enough Who'dja lose yer money to?: Patches Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: somebody I hadn't taught how to cheat Did you cheat?: i lost....dat should tell ya somethin What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: bronx Personal Quote: heee heee

Comments: First I'd like to say thankyou to Patches fer defendin' da honor of da page when I weren't here. Patches - I swear , you are da funniest person! How many times have you sighned this thing?= )You crack me up kid and you can have a link to dis page, I 'm writtin' here cause I got dis feelin' you'll be signin' again real soon. Second - SORRY I AIN'T BEEN AROUND BUT SPRING BREAK STARTS NEXT WEEK SO MAYBE SOME STUFF'LL GET DONE. Action (ps. Skweeks, MAIL ME!!!! Patches ....mail me to cause I got an idea)

Patches Maguire - 03/16/98 02:13:57 My Email:patches_is_kewl@yahoo.com How much money didja lose?: i ain't gonna tell ya Who'dja lose yer money to?: again, i ain't tellin' Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: well, i dunno...wait..are you tryin' ta trick me? Did you cheat?: yeah, but i ain't gonna admit it What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: not shore yet. Shakes' guy is still lookin' fer me. Personal Quote: i ain't gonna tell ya

Comments: i will tell ya that that last guy, well, 'is name is monkey-man, and he jist plain don't undersatnd us. ya see, i hate ta say dis, but 'e is kinda mentally insane. or so they tol' me. 'e's 'sposed ta grow up ta be a mad scientist or sumthin'. well, jist s ya know. keep a look out fer 'im. but i don't think 'e'll be comin' back. cu L8r! -Patches

-=SHRAPNEL=-(c0c) - 03/15/98 21:04:05 My URL:funky.monkey.com My Email:blah@blah.com How much money didja lose?: Not a penny Who'dja lose yer money to?: See above Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Once again, see above. Did you cheat?: Did I play? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: New Yawk? Is that New York?

Comments: Christ! What is with this place!?? A friend linked me here, and, well, I'm amazed. Why on earth does everyone speak "like dis?" I think that people who DO have a NY accent still write normally. Ah hell. Nice page, though.

Patches - 03/14/98 19:36:23 My URL:http://*laughs evily* wouldn't ya like ta know?? My Email:just no. kay? i's had it up ta 'ere. How much money didja lose?: nooooo, i'm gonna cry!!! Who'dja lose yer money to?: hay, is dat fat guy who stoled me muny still 'ere? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: ummm. i'm still tired. i don't 'member. Did you cheat?: hay, do dogs oink at midnite?? c'mone. let's be real. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: not quite shore, since shakes' now guy don't like me. Personal Quote: got to be good lookin' cuz he's so hard to see.

Comments: oy, what a nite. dem stupid dogs oinkin' away fer no damn reason!!! gotta get meself sum sleep....

Ray - 03/14/98 03:55:04 How much money didja lose?: I don't want to know. Who'dja lose yer money to?: Some smartass with brown eyes, brown hair, about 5'3", Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: My selling partner Did you cheat?: Do the Delancys stink? It's just the way things work. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Depends. Where're the newsies? Personal Quote: One and One and One is Three.

Comments: Never play strip oker in this joint. On second thought...

bubbles(davey) - 03/13/98 00:11:41 My URL:http://The walkin'mouth rules!!! How much money didja lose?: 9 cents Who'dja lose yer money to?: da delancy's, damn retards Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: blink, maybe a liddle more den muny Did you cheat?: acourse!!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: brooklyn Personal Quote: don't blink

Comments: my comments these are my opinions and authoratative rules about the newsies if you dare say anything against them you will have problems in the near future and your face will soon be disoriented 1 da delancys are goin down 2 blink is pretty easy on the eyes( i'm a goil in real life) 3 i think that we shoulda had betta sleepin places and people caterin us 4 if this is gettin borin LEAVE 5 my sista( sarah) ( i'm davey) is really annoyin and jack should geta clue( only sometimes jack) 6 this is devitwed to patches(udderwise nown as racetrak) 7 thanx foh de time 5

Patches - 03/12/98 00:45:08 My URL:hardy har har My Email:racetrack4@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: hay, i gotta run get outta me way Who'dja lose yer money to?: move it, pal! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i swear i'd soak ya, but i ain't got da time! Did you cheat?: hay, i told ya to move it!! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: get lost phreak!!!!!!! Personal Quote: damn those little jerks!

Comments: hay, Skweeker, Action, anyone else out dere, can i use a link ta yer page???

Aimee - 03/10/98 23:22:39 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Alley/1085 My Email:aimee1@ameritech.net How much money didja lose?: all a it (so not much) Who'dja lose yer money to?: jist about everyone around Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: is dat a real question? Did you cheat?: would I do dat? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I hate new york Personal Quote: I will hit them and they will say thank you Aimee for showing me the errors of my ways

Comments: As usual, I like yer page. Hurry up and update your story, I'm getting anxious

Patches - 03/10/98 05:51:47 My URL:http://temporarily out of order My Email:gone wit da wind@kick yer butt.com How much money didja lose?: nun, i won!!!!!!(well, i don't think i'll say what i won) Who'dja lose yer money to?: i'm gonna mention 'ere: it ain't money dat i lost. an' it ain't nuthi' sick dat i lost, either. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: he he. Did you cheat?: youse can't cheat in dis kinda game. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: inner brooklyn. but i'se thinkin' bout moving ta da bronx Personal Quote: i don't got one rite now. well, jist don't go near dat guy in da corner*ponting* dat's Shakes guy. 'e wuz lookin' fer me a couple days ago. he ain't all dat nice.

Comments: hay. i wish more a youse all signed dis more often.

Action - 03/10/98 02:43:10 My URL:http://think real hard My Email:durrhmmdurrhmmmdurrhrrrrhrrrrrhmmmm How much money didja lose?: I never loose, I's got me lucky dice * Holds them out* see Who'dja lose yer money to?: * Closes her hand* okay so maybe dey aint always da best in da woyld but....I lost it to Julio...oy, I'll never live dat down Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Skweeks,den I'd have another reason ta beat her ass Did you cheat?: did you? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Bronx Personal Quote: Da da da

Comments: Skweeks, I'm startin' ta worry about the mental health of da people signin' dis thing *snikers* ANywho TAKE DAT DAMN THING OFF DA FRONT PAGE BEFORE I SOAK YOU HARDER DEN I EVER HAS BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anywho, I'll be in Midtown fer about a week or two so I'm countin' on Baby Doll Blue, Sinner, Shinner and what's left of Skweeks when I see her to keep watch over da alley. See ya around guys ~~Action Monroe

skipper - 03/09/98 22:59:56 My URL:http://ain't got one My Email:yous can find me if yous wants me How much money didja lose?: i ain't talkin' about it Who'dja lose yer money to?: i's told ya already so ys just better shut up if yous don't wanna get soaked Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: im warnin' ya shut up,its the last time Did you cheat?: okay yous askin' for it What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: wherever Personal Quote: "you mock my pain" "life is pain, anyone who tells you differently is selling something."

Comments: action yous needs to email me cuz we needs to talk if not i's just meet ya at medda's tonite,k?

Gem/Opal - 03/08/98 23:05:57 My URL:http://homepage?what homepage?.com My Email:srweir@telusplanet.com How much money didja lose?: Money? I had money? Wait at minute. I spent all my money buying the World. Who'dja lose yer money to?: What money. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Ummm. My fiance. Did you cheat?: Me? Cheat? Surely you don't mean that. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhatten and Brooklyn. Personal Quote: If things don't look right they AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments: Heh, heh. This place has definaly got better. Oh yeah. I bought the "New York World" with Spot. *looks at the fists in her face* Don't soak me. You won't succeed. Ah, I better go now.

Shakes - 03/07/98 02:49:18 My URL:http://harlem, o'grady.com My Email:I lost it to Patches How much money didja lose?: No money jist me sellin' spot, fer now Who'dja lose yer money to?: I told ya, Patches Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: back off, i's already told ya who. Did you cheat?: Yes, but i 'll never admit to it. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Harlem!! I live dere, stupid Personal Quote: Shake it up --- DO BE DO BE DO

Comments: If any a youse out there in Manhattan see Patches, tell her that Shakes is gonna be comin' ta win back 'er sellin' spot. (But don't tell 'er I cheated da foist time) I'se also gonna be comin' ta get dat hot guy dat lives in the Bronxs. (hee hee hee) I als got Scooter and Skittery on me side, so dere's gonna be a huge fight tonight!!

Patches - 03/03/98 02:14:06 My URL:http://members.wbs.net/homepages/p/a/t/patchessecretagent.html My Email:racetrack4@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: beat it, i got business ta do Who'dja lose yer money to?: get away frum me, ya scab! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: screw off!!! Did you cheat?: that's it! * punches him* maybe that'll teach ya What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: f... off!!! don't chya loin? Personal Quote: i hate finks like ya!!

Comments: does anyone know anything about banners? puleez help me 'ere. i jist got me own web page (which i don't recommend goin' to jist yet) and i need ta know these things. i can't believe what i got meself into.... email me puleez!!!!!

Scoop - 03/01/98 01:52:24 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/hollywood/Studio/3821 My Email:noquinn@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: bunch Who'dja lose yer money to?: everyone Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: anyone else Did you cheat?: yup What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: the tracks Personal Quote: "Ain't got one"

Comments: Love da page. chack out mine and tell me what you think.

Skweeker....again! - 02/27/98 21:48:27 My URL:http://figure it out for yourself My Email:it's in one of my other million entries How much money didja lose?: I had money to lose?! Who'dja lose yer money to?: I had someone to lose money to?! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Meself! I could use money! Did you cheat?: How could I cheat if i didn't have nothin ta cheat for?! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Depends...who are ya and why u asking? Personal Quote: SOMEONE, PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY, I'M BROKE!!!! *cute little smirk* aw what the hell, it ain't gonna work! *looks around and sees action; yells* Oh Action!!! I need money!!!

Comments: *lil' puppy eyes* someone, give me money, look i's giving u the pitiful kid look, u can't resist! I know it ain't gonna work, but what the hell!!!!

Liz - 02/27/98 16:37:57 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/hollywood/academy/2174 My Email:lizarina21@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: None. Didn't have any to lose in da' first place. Who'dja lose yer money to?: I gave some joker in a bowler some Canadian pennies... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Uhhh...Mush? He'd give it back if I asked real nice, I bet. Did you cheat?: I do NOT cheat. At least when I do, I don't get caught. What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I just sorta' wonder all over da' place. Personal Quote: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Comments: Hey! I'm bored so I thought I'd come over and read you all's guestbook. Site still looks great!

Patches - 02/24/98 03:03:08 My Email:racetrack@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: 'bout all i got.....two bits Who'dja lose yer money to?: clover ovah dere *pointing* ya see her? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: shakes. but she ain't 'ere. got a hot date, or so she told me Did you cheat?: since i lodt it don't matter anyway, does it? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i's said before: inner brooklyn Personal Quote: keep away frum dat guy ovah dere *nods in the direction* i hoid he's got a reputation you don't wanna mess with

Comments: i luv signin' this thing.

Patches - 02/24/98 03:03:05 My Email:racetrack@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: 'bout all i got.....two bits Who'dja lose yer money to?: clover ovah dere *pointing* ya see her? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: shakes. but she ain't 'ere. got a hot date, or so she told me Did you cheat?: since i lodt it don't matter anyway, does it? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: i's said before: inner brooklyn Personal Quote: keep away frum dat guy ovah dere *nods in the direction* i hoid he's got a reputation you don't wanna mess with

Comments: i luv signin' this thing.

Skweeker - 02/23/98 02:52:23 My URL:http://damnyougoawayalready.com My Email:fistinyourface@punchedout.com How much money didja lose?: look kid, it's late, and I need my sleep, now beat off! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Didn't ya hear me the first time? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Get the hell away from me Did you cheat?: Look, not like it's any o' yer business, not beat it! I don't need to put up wit you right now! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PHREAK! Personal Quote: If you ask me one more question i will be forced to kill you.

Comments: It's late, i'm tired, Action's bein hunted down like a dog, i gotta find 'er and a place to sleep, go away you annoying little brat!

Action - 02/23/98 02:05:23 My URL:http://stop it already My Email:shut up How much money didja lose?: I aint in the mood Who'dja lose yer money to?: Get lost already kid Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Do you enjoy getting soaked er somethin' ? Did you cheat?: I'll take that as a yes What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Dats it, leave me alone before you get hurt Personal Quote: I'll roll ya fer a chance to annoy ya as badly as you have me.....what do ya say?

Comments: Hey....whats wit da whole world lookin' fer me. Oy, ya think a goyl get some sleep in wit out da whole world lookin' for her? * sighs * oh well. I wonder why Julio was lookin' fer me. I don't owe him nothin'....cept maybe a swift kick in the ass but thats more of choice than debt. Action

Action - 02/23/98 02:05:17 My URL:http://stop it already My Email:shut up How much money didja lose?: I aint in the mood Who'dja lose yer money to?: Get lost already kid Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Do you enjoy getting soaked er somethin' ? Did you cheat?: I'll take that as a yes What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Dats it, leave me alone before you get hurt Personal Quote: I'll roll ya fer a chance to annoy ya as badly as you have me.....what do ya say?

Comments: Hey....whats wit da whole world lookin' fer me. Oy, ya think a goyl get some sleep in wit out da whole world lookin' for her? * sighs * oh well. I wonder why Julio was lookin' fer me. I don't owe him nothin'....cept maybe a swift kick in the ass but thats more of choice than debt.

patches - 02/23/98 01:33:48 My Email:i lost it to shakes How much money didja lose?: enough to cover me dignity Who'dja lose yer money to?: shakes Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: not shakes. maybe that short fink i coulda beat up Did you cheat?: well if i told ya i could be lyin' What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: inner brooklyn Personal Quote: don't smell up closed in places

Comments: what is it with that initionalizing or whatever thingy? and what exacty wuz i 'sposed to put down fer all those questions?

Spot - 02/22/98 20:05:04 My Email:Brooklyn How much money didja lose?: go away Who'dja lose yer money to?: go away now Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I'm not gonna say it one more time Did you cheat?: if I hit you it will hurt What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: * decks him...he falls to the ground unconcious* told ya Personal Quote: ....don't you ever learn?

Comments: Baby Doll Blue- Calm down. I'll go find Action as soon as I can...jist stay calm Julio aint gonna start nothin.......yet *Runs off looking for Action* - Spot

Baby Doll Blue - 02/22/98 19:58:06 My URL:http://www.here.com My Email:Wheres Action How much money didja lose?: * Rolls her eys* Cool it with the questions , I have to find Action before Julio does... Who'dja lose yer money to?: GO AWAY! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Mush, that boy is HOT...but thats besides the point Did you cheat?: If you don't stop asking me about my money situation I'm gonna seriously have to hurt you What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: GO AWAY NOW!!! Personal Quote: UGH

Comments: Has anyone seen Action? Julio's been looking for and he's REALLY MAD???? WHat about Skweeks? Where's she at? Where's anybody? Baby Doll Blue

Julio - 02/22/98 19:46:38 My URL:http://www.deystoleit.com My Email:A whole lodgin house now scram How much money didja lose?: I dotld ya ta beat it Who'dja lose yer money to?: *Severely pissed look on his face* MONROE!!! I LOST IT ALL TO MONROE AN A COUPLE OF STUPID GIRLS Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: * READY TO HIT YOU * NOBODY!!!! Did you cheat?: If I did would I be so mad?! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: THe bronx...where I used to live Personal Quote: I'm gonna kill Action Monroe

Comments: DATS IT MONROE!!!!! When I find you yer goin' in another trash can...this time you won't be able ta get back up after I knock you down. I'm comin' for ya. ~ Julio "Dice"

Birdie - 02/20/98 20:35:50 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/5758 My Email:B1RD1E@aol.com How much money didja lose?: nuthin'! I won! Who'dja lose yer money to?: I repeat, I won! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Spot'd be good Did you cheat?: NO, of course not! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Queens (easy one there-I got that one) Personal Quote: I'm NOT a courtesan!

Comments: I really didn't get that bit about losing the money. So, I just kinda filled it out. I looked back at yer page to see if I could find a game, but I didn't see anything to that effect. don't ask about the quote, it's a thing with a friend of mine. I li e to shout it out at school.

Skweeker - 02/19/98 21:17:51 My URL:http://takeaguess.com My Email:flatbroke@i'mdead.com How much money didja lose?: A lot, I didn't mean to but I couldn't help myself, the guy I was playin against was H-O-T-T hott! Action, I realize I will get the crap kicked outta me by you again... Who'dja lose yer money to?: Dat hott guy over there! Ain't he gorgeous? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Uh.....dat hott guy i already lost my money to! Did you cheat?: Do u really wanna know? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: here there and everywhere! Personal Quote: "Whatever it is, I probably did it, but do you think I'm going to admit it?"

Comments: Bored, so i decided to sign da guestbook again...oh, action, BTW, i got inspiration and the story's rollin now!

musikangl - 02/17/98 03:17:00 My URL:http://www.aol.com My Email:musikangl@aol.com How much money didja lose?: as I was told "a helluva lot" i'm thinking it was more of a draw Who'dja lose yer money to?: Skweeker Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: I'm wishing to lose money now, am I missing the point? Did you cheat?: as soon as I learn how to YES! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: some place fancy, but not too hoity toity Personal Quote: welcome to the nut house, I'll save you a seat!

Comments: REMATCH!!!! I gotta win some of that money back! (so how many times do I gotta play to break even?)

Jynx - 02/16/98 04:08:14 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/hollywood/set/7913 My Email:dragonsempire@yahoo.com How much money didja lose?: UHHH....TOO MUCH Who'dja lose yer money to?: some big, hairy guy, son't remember much after..... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: some small, non hairy guy, cute, easy!!! Did you cheat?: But of course not......me cheat.....never...well..... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: don't right know, never been there. But probably where the cute guys are. Personal Quote: If I claim to be a wise man, It surely means that I don't know.

Comments: Well, Skweeker, I finally signed it. better be happy. now remember, never drink surge on new years, never marry on friday the thirtenth, and never fall down a flight of stairs at school. good luck and prosper.

Skweeker - 02/16/98 02:33:20 My URL:http://here, there, everywhere.findme! My Email:onthemainpage@dummy.com How much money didja lose?: *in a small voice* All of it...Action, if ya read this, I'll more'n likely be headin outta town so's I can live ta see tomorrow! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Some big guy with muscles, he scares me.... Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Some scrawny pipsqueak that i could easily beat da spit outta! Did you cheat?: Ask da big muscle bound scary guy, he'll tell ya! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Where the money is, namely the bar on main street.... Personal Quote: Action, click Here! I have a feeling, I'd better get packing if u decide to click...

Comments: If you see some big scary muscle bound guy walkin' 'round, you never heard a me, got it?

Lizzy - 02/13/98 21:44:49 My URL:http://you can it My Email:im around somewhere so start lookin. How much money didja lose?: too much Who'dja lose yer money to?: Chrissy that...#$%#^ @%@%^@^%@^ @^&$*%$*$&$# # #^@^&(*$&@^@ &^#%@^#@&@#*@%!!!!!!!!! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Action all ya have to do is put her in a trash can and she'll give ya your money back! Did you cheat?: i tried, didn't work What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: anywhere that i can get money Personal Quote: people who can read..read people who can't shouldn't try!

Comments: CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Action - 02/12/98 23:04:08 My URL:http://YER ALREADY HERE My Email:al;dkfjal;skujwoieur How much money didja lose?: too much Who'dja lose yer money to?: Julio who else Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Me Did you cheat?: Hell yeah What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: My lodgin' house in da bronx Personal Quote: I spit on you silly American

Comments: Durr hmmm durr hmmm durr hrr hrr hmm

Chip - 02/03/98 21:47:01 My URL:http://huh? My Email:i's don't knowns asks Skipper or Joker! How much money didja lose?: i's was runin' the game. Who'dja lose yer money to?: none i's won the game, i's got someones money! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: i's didn't lose me's money! Did you cheat?: com' on me's cheat? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: medda's place Personal Quote: if theys rip yous off, soak em'!

Comments: hey Action tells Jacky-boy and Spot that we got some boys that want to get soaked!(Scabs) need i's say more? i's gotta go sell em papes, met ya at Medda's tonite. we's gonna soak em' scabs!

Skipper - 02/03/98 00:19:06 My URL:http://ain't got one My Email:Skipper@around.gets money from sucker How much money didja lose?: i had money?....where? Who'dja lose yer money to?: i had money to lose?.....when? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: um.... a cute guy!!!! Did you cheat?: i played? did i win? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: whereever Action, Spot, Jack and Race are!!!! Personal Quote: "ten years from now....." joke with me and me boys!

Comments: Action these people are sayin' i's had money and i's lost it? when? where? was i's sleepin? if its was around 1:37, i's was asleep! damn i had money and i's didn't no its!!just me luck!

Sunshine - 02/01/98 17:48:43 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mt/ladaei/index.html My Email:luvgabe@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: All hte money that I'd been saving for me and Spot's honeymoon. :-( Who'dja lose yer money to?: Some dirty bastard, doesn't matter now. Spot killed him for me. :-) Did you cheat?: Of course not. ;-) What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: BROOKLYN!!!!!!! Them muggers are real cute.

Comments:

"joker" - 01/31/98 01:34:45 My URL:http://ain't got one My Email:lmk@gte.net How much money didja lose?: too much, lets jist say that i had to barrow from Race to pay them mean guys. Who'dja lose yer money to?: if i told you, i'd have to you, cuz they'd kill me. Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: someone who i could soak Did you cheat?: cheat.......me? *looks over at Action* "Action yous no me back me up......anyone asks i don't cheat!" What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: where the action is and where the sucker are! Personal Quote: "by 1:37!" (inside joke w/me and my guys)

Comments: Action this is pretty good place (lots of suckers)better than dat one where yous' used them dice of yours!(hey yous' still got them lucky dice) (hee hee) by the way i been meanin' to asked yous'..how was the trip down???

Skweeker - 01/29/98 22:52:54 My URL:http://don't matter, nothin' matters.com My Email:life_sux@nowayout.com How much money didja lose?: enough Who'dja lose yer money to?: some kid Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: some other kid Did you cheat?: don't know, don't care What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: I dunno, ya gonna come stalkin me if i tell ya? Personal Quote: "You ain't never gonna find da truth! They always find a better liar."

Comments: I'm so bored outta my mind and ticked off at just about everything right now, i decided to go and resign the guestbook, got a problem with that?

Action....and it aint a nick name its me real one - 01/28/98 00:25:52 My URL:Yer at it My Email:get it off da main page if ya want it How much money didja lose?: none dat was mine Who'dja lose yer money to?: Some big guy in da corner over dere *points* scary huh? Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Dat guy * Points to a different corner* My money aint all I'd mind loosin' to him! Did you cheat?: Again I say, I lost my money to dat guy * points to corner with big scary guy in it* would you cheat against dat What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Da Bronx for reasons ( due to da black eye I got da last time I said anything about da Bronx) dat I will keep to myself Personal Quote: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ( inside joke wit some pals o' mine)

Comments: I'm bored so I thought i'd sign again....and now I'm done so I'll go.

Ray - 01/25/98 20:14:06 How much money didja lose?: None of your beeswax Who'dja lose yer money to?: See above Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Race, he owes me anyway Did you cheat?: I'll take the 5th on that one... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Bottle Alley, Central Park, or da' Harbor Personal Quote: If you can't beat'em, pick their pockets later

Comments: Awesome fan fic...hurry up and finish it!! Oh, and how old is Skweekers if I'm askin'?

Itey/Grif - 01/21/98 16:16:05 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Academy/2936 My Email:jack_dawson99@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: None.. yet.. ;-) Who'dja lose yer money to?: you guess :) Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Umm.. Snoddy.. :) Did you cheat?: I nevah cheat! What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: The Bronx (and Manhattan, on occasion) Personal Quote: Who needs a boyfriend, when ya have Newsies and Leonardo DiCaprio. (yeah.. whatevah)

Comments: Great page guys!! i'll be coming back to check up on ya guys!! :) -Sarah/Itey/Grif

Aimee - 01/20/98 00:46:20 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/alley/1085 My Email:aimee1@ameritech.net How much money didja lose?: Not a single cent (more like five bucks, I think) Who'dja lose yer money to?: Couldn't tell ya Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: No one, why do ya ask? Did you cheat?: cheater is me middle name What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: good question Personal Quote: I ain't lyin unless my lips is movin

Comments: Your page is really coming along, better than last time I was here ( and that is a compliment). Now c'mon over ta my page and look around- don't forget my guestbook

MG - 01/19/98 03:45:45 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Stage/7652/ My Email:mush_girl@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: more than I'd care to admit.... Who'dja lose yer money to?: You name 'em, I probably lost money to 'em! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Skweeks, she'd be nice to her sista! Did you cheat?: Hmmm..... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Manhattan, Brooklyn, or the Bowery Personal Quote: "What Newsies bring together, let no man tear apart!"

Comments: Great job guys! Thanks for giving me the addy! I love da page!

Alex or Jubs - 01/15/98 02:37:09 My URL:Look down dere My Email:monet_note@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: More than I can count Who'dja lose yer money to?: Um...this really freaky looking guy Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Someone who's easy to soak Did you cheat?: Well, actually.... What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Midtown, definately, Midtown, or maybe Brooklyn, yeah, definitely Brookly, or maybe.... Personal Quote: "Censorship causes blindness."

Comments: Heya Skweeks! Heya Action! Thanx for signing my guestbook, I was kinda surprised when I checked and saw someone's name that I don't know there! Usually the only people that sign it are my friends, my friends' friends, or from people that I signed guestboo s...um...yeah. Anyway! This is a great page in the making and GOOD LUCK!!! *s*

Liz - 01/14/98 16:31:49 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/hollywood/academy/2174 My Email:lizarina21@hotmail.com How much money didja lose?: All of it. SOMEBODY done picked my pocket... Who'dja lose yer money to?: I wish I knew Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Me, Myself, and I Did you cheat?: Me, cheat??? What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Brooklyn Personal Quote: "I was asleep, so I couldn't have done it."

Comments: Great page you guys! Action - thanks for signing my GB! Mind if I add this page to my links? Reply: *skweeker turns to action* Hey, dat kid was loaded... *waves money in the air*

Action - 01/04/98 01:51:30 My URL:http://www. yer here.com My Email:rvbjr@gte.net How much money didja lose?: You kiddin' I never loose Who'dja lose yer money to?: Da person who caught me never loosin' Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: me myself or I , it don't hurt as bad wit them Did you cheat?: I think dats none o' yer business What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Mid town, they're such suckers I swear * looks around * you aint from mid town are ya ? Personal Quote: Hey, how did that ace get up my sleeve? I swear it weren't there this mornin'

Comments: Oh ha ha Skweeks, You jist try ta get me and see what happens ya dirty rotten lil....* looks up and sees you standing there* Oh hey, welcome to Crap game Alley. Tell all yer friends about us and keep da dices rollin' PS. Watch out fer Skweeks she don't play fair * Gives Evil laugh * That'll show her . See if she ever threatens Action Monroe again......

Skweeker McCain - 01/03/98 23:00:47 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Lot/3282 My Email:Racetrack3@aol.com How much money didja lose?: Heck, i didn't lose none of it! I was runnin' da game! Who'dja lose yer money to?: Didn't lose it ta nobody! Who do ya wish you lost yer money to?: Hmm...I'll get back to you on that one Did you cheat?: If i said, no, i'd be lyin' to ya What's yer fave place in New Yawk ta hang 'round?: Uptown, buncha suckers up 'ere *pulls out wad of money* see what I mean? Personal Quote: Aw heck, put a lid on it and get outta my face while ya still got one!

Comments: Action, yer darn lucky I figured dis out! cuz me and some of da boys was ready ta gang up on ya and roll ya down da street in anudda trash can!