Bryan: Skweeker, what is your full name?
Skweeker: Well, I go by Skweeker "The Street Rat" McCain. But just a friendly note
to everyone reading this, you call me a street rat, and I don't like you, ya betta be able ta
run real fast! Cuz I'll kick da spit outta ya!
Bryan: How old are you?
Skweeker: Depends...who's askin'?
Bryan: Height?
Skweeker: 5'3'' I'm short, what can I say? Oh, and if you have this urge to jerk me off cuz I'm short, yous gonna get it, and get it good!
Bryan: Eyes?
Skweeker: Yeah, I got two of 'em
Bryan: What was the best stunt you've ever pulled off?
Skweeker: Hmmm...Best stunt...oh! It had to be the time I faked my own
death.
Bryan: How'd you do that? And why would you do that?
Skweeker: Wanna quit yakin' and gimme a chance ta spit it out?! Sheesh! Well, me,
Action, and a couple a da guys was walkin' 'crost da bridge on our way home from visitin'
Spot. I was leaning over the side real far, and lost my footing, I woulda looked real stupid if I'd
screamed fer everyone ta help, so I forced myself over the side. One of my many
styles of 'Suicide Jumping'. You shoulda seen the looks on their faces!
Bryan: Wow! What a way to get outta looking dumb! Well, anyways, how'd you get
the nickname Skweeker "The Street Rat"? And why is skweeker it spelled differently
than it should be?
Skweeker: Well, it's kinda a long story, so, I'll try ta shorten it. When me an' Action
lived back in Chicago, if you could even call that living, every night we'd go out ta see
what kinda trouble we could rouse. I had this special "gift" of bein' able ta pick locks very
easily, pockets too. And every time I'd pick one of 'em, they'd squeak a little while I was
unlatching it. Everyone just started callin' me Skweeker, and it sorta stuck. As for the
spelling, I never could really spell good, so everyone just kinda spelled it the way it
sounds. The street rat part came in when I came here. I'm not real sure how I got it, you'd hafta ask someone else...
Bryan: Very interesting. One last question for ya. What's your family background
like?
Skweeker:(Sighs heavily) Well, my mother died and my father
was in jail, so I never really had a family. Spent most of my time in the orphanage,
keeping to myself, but defending myself if I had to. Then I met Action...she was in the
alley next to the orphanage, and we met from different sides of the wall. I broke out that
night, and been with her ever since. Like I said, I neva really had a family, and from what
I seen 'round every place I go, I don't think it'd really matter if I did or not.
Just not my style
Bryan: Thank you Skweeker, I really appreciate you agreeing to this
interview.
Skweeker: Yeah, yeah, whatever, i'm gonna go get on with my life now if it's okay with you. I gonna go find Sparky too, he owes me money...
