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As you can see this page is dedicated to DEW! I've been a heavy dew drinker for many years now. If you've never tried it , go for it! Without Dew I wouldn't be where I am today. It has made me smarter, faster, richer, wiser. Dew is great stuff! I have to admit sometimes non-Dew drinkers can't quite keep up with us, but that's their problem!

Of course Dew does have its moments. There were times when I was under the influence of Dew that unusual things happened. For example, the time that I broke the drinking fountain in high school. I was afraid to tell my parents that I had to pay for it, and I ended up taking up a collection from the rest of the high school. Fellow Dew drinkers were glad to help me! If you have Dew stories to tell, Email me and let me know!

Top Ten Reasons for Drinking Dew

10.) It tastes better than coffee.
9.) It will enable your dentist to retire early.
8.) The red and green cans make great Christmas tree ornaments.
7.) It tastes great on pancakes when you run out of syrup.
6.) Very few people are brave enough to sneak a sip when it's sitting unattended in a glass.
5.) It's cheaper than No-Doz.
4.) It helps stimulate the economy of sugar cane farmers.
3.) It enables parents to keep up with their toddlers,(Unless of course they drank Dew!)
2.) Dew drinkers require less sleep, and everyone knows sleep is a waste of time.
1.) For the health benefits! After all it contains Orange Juice!

A picture of me and my wife on my wedding day. What is that we are drinking? It's not champagne! It's DEW of course!

Great Links of other Dew Drinkers

Moutain Dew Annonymous

Another Dew Page

Dew Warning Don't believe everything you read!

The Mountain Dew Page Everything you ever wanted to know about Dew!

Mountain Dew Bottle Collectors Page

Mountain Dew Mall Great stuff!

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