Which Stephanie Plum Book Are You?




1. What car best complements your aura?
1953 powder blue Buick
Nissan pickup truck
Harley-Davidson FXDL Dyna Low Rider
Honda CR-V
Chevy Nova
Rollswagon (a.k.a. the silver wind machine)
Honda CRX
Porsche Boxter

2. Who do you want to play you in the Made For TV Movie of your life?
Laura Graham
Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Lopez
Marisa Tomei
Leah Remini
Sandra Bullock
Madonna
Other

3. When you go after a FTA, who do you want at your back?
Grandma Mazur (do you feel lucky punk?)
Dougie
Jeanne Ellen
Vinnie
Lula
Mary Lou
Sally Sweet
Anyone! I don't care who! Just help me! Arrrrggggghhhhh!

4. What is your ideal date?
It's all about the double date. The more the merrier!
A walk on the beach
Going to an ice cream parlor
A romantic dinner for two
A picnic in the park
Going to a rock concert
Driving up to Make Out Point
A date? What's that?

5. How do you like to spend your Sunday?
Exercising
Going to the zoo
Shopping, shopping, and... oh yeah... shopping
Going to a sporting event
In bed, staying warm, snuggly and frisky with your significant other.
Climbing trees, nature walking
Hanging out with the family
Attending church

6. What's the best part of being an Intergalactic Princess?
The sexy red boots
All the hunky men that throw themselves at your feet
Traveling to new worlds
The cool kick-ass weapon
Meeting new people
The fame
Saving people across the universe
Not having to work at the tampon factory

7. What superhero super power would you most like to have?
Invisibility
Super strength
X-ray vision
Agility
Super speed
Telekinetics
Pyrokinetics
Flight

8. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile
Nose hair
Height
Eyes
Buns
Chest
Hands
Size of their... er... wallet

9. When you're in need of a chocolate fix which candy bar do you run out and buy?
Snickers
Kit Kat
Three Musketeers
Mounds bar
M&Ms
Butterfinger
Chocolate? *gag*
Other

10. Who's ass would you most like to kick - and how?
Stuart Baggett - beat him silly with a ketchup bottle
Mitchell & Habib - whip them both with Bob's dog leash
Benito Ramirez – shoot a scud missile at him (while you’re as far away as possible)
Joe Morelli – run him over with the Buick
Eddie Kuntz - stomp on him while wearing a pair of purple FMPs
Ranger Manuso - beat him with his running shoes
Spiro - pistol whip his scrawny butt
Joyce Barnhardt and Terri Gillman (a two for one special) – spray hairspray into their eyes then zap them with your taser gun


11. If you were a bounty hunter what would you be doing right now?
Falling off of a fire escape and landing in dog poo
Helping sister become a lesbian
Rolling around on the ground with a skip
Wondering where your eyebrows went
Harrassing ex husband with sidekick who's in 'rhino' mode
Hanging out with rockin transvestites with potty mouths
Learning defense moves from Ranger
Learning how to use cracker jacks as efficient fight tools in the battle against psycho geese




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The Stephanie Plum books are written by the fabulous Janet Evanovich. The characters, book titles, and other Plum-y stuff found in this quiz belong to her.
Absolutely positively no disrespect intended, just a bit-o-fun. All other possible standard disclaimers apply.

The code for this quiz was adapted from a bunch of other quizzes, especially the ones from mutedfaith.

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