1. How many times have you watched Strictly Ballroom? huh? 54 69 100 111 times or more 2. What's wrong with you? You're a gutless wonder. You haven't found the right partner. You're sick of dancing somebody else's steps all the time. You're all washed up. You're too tall, too short, or too tubby. 3. You want...? to snaffle Tina. to dance your steps, your way. Scott to show you his bogo pogo moves. to win the Pan Pacific Grand Prix. Ken Railings to walk in and say, "Pam Short’s broken       both her legs and I want to dance with you." 4. You are...? in charge. a bad egg rotting the whole barrel. in love. young at heart. a ballroom king. 5. What dance do you want to learn new steps for? Paso doble Samba Tango Fruity rumba There are NO NEW STEPS! 6. You're parents...? used to live their lives in fear. are great dancers. are a bunch of old funsters. are not always "strictly ballroom." keep wanting to bend your ear for a tic. 7. What's your favorite color? red/gold pink blue yellow/black purple/green 8. What phrase are you most likely to say? Frangipani. Hey there Sweet Chops. Spud out, nerd! I'm as happy as Larry. New steps! New steps! New steps! 8. What's your theme song? Love Is In The Air Yesterday's Hero Time After Time Rhumba de Burros Tequila