Three kids playing' on a vacant lot,
Jumping' jumprope for all they got
Down the road comes Samantha Sue:
"I like to jump rope.  Can I jump, too?"

Sorry, Sammy, no can do.
There's only one rope.
No room for you.

Chorus:
   "Please" No.
   "Please" No.
   "Pretty please" No!
   "Pretty, pretty please." Oh OK.

We'll have ta-
Double up, double up
Two are in the middle
Double up, double up
Ropa-dopalong
Double up, double up
Two can play the fiddle
Double dutch, double clutch, sing the song

Charlie Chaplin sat on a pin
How many inches did it go in?
One two three four five six seven...wait

Who's this bouncin' on down the bricks?
It's Ben and Jerry on pago sticks
"We wanna jump too.  It looks like fun"
Sorry, fellas. Can't be done

Chorus

We'll have ta-
Double up, double up
Now there's four a-jumpin'
Double up, double up
Ropa-doalong
Double up, double up
Now we're doin' somethin'
Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump.
Singin' this double up song:

Anna Bananna
Played the piana
All she could play was Star Spangled Banner
Two quarts of Crisco
Cookin' in a pot
H-O-T spells hot!

Double quick double time
Hot and peppery
Double dip, double flip.
Double jeopardy
OK, that's enough!

Grits and gravy. Bagels and lox.
How many weeks since you changed your socks?
One two three four five six...oh.

Four more kids come out on the stoop
It's Bernadette and he doo-wop group
"We wanna jump, too.  Is that all right?"
Forget it, Bernie.  It's too tight!

Chorus

We'll have ta-
Double up, double up
Eight are in the middle
Double up, double up
Thank you very much!
Double up, double up
Eight are on the fiddle
Singin' this double up double up song:

Sugar is sweet. Pepper is hot
How many heads has your brother got?
One two three four five six...rats!

The Dallas Cowboys were passing by.
And they decided they'd like to try.
"Sorry, Cowboys, what can I say?
A football team?  There's just now way."

Chorus

We'll have ta-
Double up, double up
Sixty eight are jumpin'.
Double up, double up
Thank you very much!
Double up double up
This is somethin'!
Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump,
Double up-times two.

Pepper is hot.  Sugar is sweet
Tell me the size of your mother's feet.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
  nine, ten...
(fade)

I am the cute one
It's obvious
There's no comparing
The two of us

I'm not to blame
The facts are plain
I've got the looks
I've got the brains
And I am the cute one
She's just my  sister

I am the cute one
Everyone knows
I've got the profile
She's got the nose

She's the older
I am the younger
So after all is it any wonder?
I am the cute one
She's just my sister

People say we're two peas in a pod
And that we look like each other
There's something that they forgot
I am the cute one
She's just my sister
(Instrumental)

I'm not to blame
The facts are plain
I've got the looks
I've got the brains
And I am the cute one
She's just my sister

People say we're two peas in a pod
And that we look like each other
There's something that they forgot
We're no the same whatever you say
I love her and she's OK

But I am the cute one
She's just my sister

You wish
I am the cute one
She's just my sister

Untrue
I am the cute one 
She's just my sister

I'm sorry
I am the cute one
She's just my sister

One day I was shopping in my local grocery store
I grabbed a big bar of chocolate
As I was heading for the door
I tossed the chocolate in my cart
Beside a stalk of broccoli
They started talking.  Talking?  Yes!
At first I didn't believe

This is the story of broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

He said, "You make me feel yummy."
She said, "Mmmmmm, you make me melt."
The first time a veggie and a candy bar
Could tell each other how they felt
She said, "Being with you is delectable."
He said, "Being with you is a treat."
He was bright, bright green with envy
Because she was so sweet.

It's all about broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

As I was walking home that day
The sun was so hot on my grocery bag
The chocolate melted, the broccoli wilted
When their voices stopped, I felt sad
But when I got home...what did I have?
Brocco-chocoli!

Now i like brocco-chocoli alot
Mom, it really hits the spot,
That broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair
And that's the story of broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

Man this song makes me hungry
Oh, me too.  It must be time for my favorite treat
What be that?
Oh, you know what that is
Broccochocoli?
Choco-broccoli!
Broccoli and chocolate a very happy pair

I've got a friend named Ida.  I really like her so
Her first name is Ida.  Her last name is Know.
So when I'm caught red-handed
Here's what I do:
I say "I didn't do it
It was you know who..."

Who put ketchup on the floor? Ida Know
Who put crayon o n the door? Ida Know
When your mother tells you "shame"
And you need someone to blame,
Just remember Ida's name: Ida Know

Who ate Oreos in bed? Ida Know
Hit the baby on the head? Ida Know
If there's trouble and they find it,
Smile and tell them who's behind it
Just one kid could mastermind it: Ida Know

Ida Know-
She's the one who wouldn't shush
She's the one who wouldn't flush
She's a lot of fun to play with
Wo wo wo-
It's the only way to go
Cause when you know Ida Know
There's so much you get away with

Who forgot to do her math? Ida Know
Put a goldfish in the bath? Ida Know
Stuck a finger in the strudel
Used a vacuum on the poodle
Come on, kiddo, use you noodle: Ida Know

So if you do something wrong-Ida Know
You can sing this little song-Ida Know
But if this one doesn't do
here's another one for you:
Ida Wanna-she's good, too
Ida Wanna?
Yes you do
Ida Think So
Yeah her too
Ida Thought So
She's gone to Idaho
Ida Who?
Are we through?
Ida Know

I had this dream
That I owned a horse
His name is River
He comes when I call
He's black and white so he stands out
And when I ride him I fell so tall

My horse and me
We ride around the world for there's so much to see
And I would never give him up for all the puppies in the world
For I just wanna be my horse and me

I know it's hard to care for a horse
I will protect him from winter's chill
Oh, what a dream.  Could it come true?
Will I find River and ride him in the hills?

My horse and me
We ride around the world for there's so much to see
And I would never give him up for all the puppies in the world
For I just wanna be my horse and me
I just wanna be my horse and me

I am a kid.  Let's get that right
I'm red and yellow.  I'm black.  I'm white
On a sunny day, on a stormy night
Gonna toot my whistle, gonna shine my light.

I am a kid.
I am a kid.
I am a kid.
I'm a kid.  I'm a kid.  I'm a k-i-d.
A k-i-d, that's me.

I am a kid.  Let's get that straight.
I'm seven.  I'm eleven.  I'm five.  I'm eight.
They say I gotta grow up but I can wait.
I love love.  And I hate hate.

I am a kid.
I am a kid.
I am a kid.
I'm a kid.  I'm a kid.  I'm a k-i-d.
A k-i-d spells me.
I'm a kid.  I'm a kid.  I'm a k-i-d.
A k-i-d and that spells me.

I am a kid.  Just wanna say "Hi"
Life is tough but so am I
Even on that rainy day
I'm gonna be okay.

Chorus:
   I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d)
   I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d)
   I am a kid (I'm a k-i-d)
   I'm a k-i-d.

I'm just a kid tryin' to have some fun
Without hurtin' anyone
I'll sing until I'm done.
I am a k-i-d.

Now you might think that I talk too loud.
Or maybe you think my head's in a cloud.
But I'm just a kid, doing my thing.
Singing what only a kid can sing.

Chorus

Come on along and be a kid with me.
Cause every kid has got a right to be
It's time for kids to make some history.
So everybody let you kid be free.

Chorus:
   Take out the papers and the trash
   Or you don't get no spending cash.
   If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
   You ain't gonna rock and roll no more.
   Yakety yak.  Don't talk back

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see the dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you don't go out Friday night.
Yakety yak.  Don't talk back.

Yakety yak.  Yakety yak.
Yakety yak.  Yakety yak.
Talkity talkity talkity talk.
Sqawkity sqawk. Sqawkity sqawk.

You just put on you coast and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Bring in the dog and put out the cat.
Yakety yak.  Don't talk back.

Chorus

Yakety yakety yakety yak.
I'm sickety-sick of all the flak
Sqawkity sqawk.  Sqawkity sqawk.
Don't talk back!

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.
Yakety yakety yakety yak.
Talkity talk.  Talkity talk.
Yakety yak.  Yakety yak.

A goose and a goose make...two geese.
A moose and a moose make...two meese?
A mouse and a mouse make...two mice.
A grouse and a grouse make...grice?
Greese?

One buffalo, two buffali?
That sounds good.  Give it a try
It may be wrong.  It still might fly.
One Buffalo.  Two buffali.

An ox and an ox make...oxen
A fox and a fox make...foxen?
A cow and a cow makes...cattle.
A sow and a sow make sattle?
Seattle?

One kangaroo, two kangari?
Works for me.  Give it a try.
It may be wrong.  It still might fly
One kangaroo.  Two kangari!

A whole buncha crickets...make a racket.
A whole packs jackals...make a jacket.
Bucks make a bucket.
Ducks make a duccat.
Do a whole buncha duccate...make a quacket?
Why not?

A pooch and a pooche make...two peach.
A leech and a leech make...two looch.
A roach and a roach make...two reach.
A priest and a priest...what? Preach?

One carabou.  Two carabi?
I love it!  Give it a try
It may be wrong. It still might fly.
One carabou.  Two carabi.

Twelve inchworms...make a footworm
That's one long and skinny shaped worm.
Two footworms...make a feet worm.
Which you measure with a tapeworm.

A gnu and a gnu make...two gnee.
A shrew and a shrew make...two shree
A pair of canaries.  How sweet!
That's called a parakeet.

One cockatoo.  Two cockafour.
Why don't you make up some more?
Adding an "S", oh what a snore!
One cockatoo.  Two cockafour.

One buffalo. Two buffali
One carabour.  Two carbi
One kangaroo.  Two kangari
One buffalo.  Two buffali

Hey, Mary-Kate, what's a lot of baby tooths? Baby teeth.
What's a lot of Baby Ruths?  Baby Reeth?
A lot of hippos? Hippies!  Two buzzards? A blizzard.

Someday I'd like to be President.
It's a job that's caught my eye.
I know I'd enjoy being President
And here's the reason why.

No one tells the President how to dress.
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.

No one tells the President not to slouch.
No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
No one tells him "Company's here.  Use your fork and spoon"
Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.

Chorus
   No one tells the President,
   No one tells the President,
   No one tells the President what to do.

No one tells the President not to run.
No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one says, "The Press is coming.  Clean behind your ears"
Unless they want a "time out" that will last the next four years.

Chorus

She'll change all the rules.
The kids'll run the schools
She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
She'll fix all the laws.
She'll be like Santa Claus
And her cabinet will overflow with toys.

No one tells the President how to speak.
(Parent: Ashley!)
No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
(Parent: Time to eat!)
So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and  "Where've you been"
I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.

'Cause no one tells the President
(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
No one tells the President,
(Come on!)(Time to wash up)
No one tells the President what to do.
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

(I'm gonna count to three.)

No one tells the President,
(One...)
No one tells the President,
(Two...)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Two and a half...)
No one tells the President,
(Young ladies, I mean it!)
No one tells the President, No one tells the President what to do.
(Now!)

Coming!  See you on Election Day.

Well mom, you know I love you.  You mean so much to me.
I love the sense of style you got from Oprah on TV.
I love the way you've don't the house, the paintings in the hall.
But why'd you buy these clothes for me down at the mall?

You say the salesgirl told you this stuff was really great.
This stuff was not in style, Mom, when you can Dad used to date.
And if you make me wear it, my friends will laugh at me.
Is this some kind of weird, new child psychology?

Chorus:
   Don't let your mom go shopping on Saturday all alone.
   You'll have to find some kinda way to make her stay at home.
   But if there's something that ya need you'd better go along
   Or your mom will get you something that's wrong

Oh, Yuck!

The Sleeping Beauty slippers, the macramé barrettes.
The undershirt with zippers, the sneaks that look like pet,
The Day-Glo plastic raincoats-it's uglier than sin.
And about the Bambi lunchbox...Earth to Mom, come in!

Who'd you buy the pants from? An archaeologist?
And isn't plastic leopard skin on the Endangered List?
It itches and it bulges.  It rides up in a bunch.
It dates back to the 50's.  It's just plain out to lunch.

Chorus

Mom, tell me I'm dreaming.
There's got to be some horrible mistake.
Mom, it's like a nightmare.
But one look in my closet and...ahhhrrg!  I'm wide awake!

Mom: Oh, this is adorable.  Oh, and it's on sale.  Oh, "All sales final" 
     She'll love it!
Your mom will get you something that's wrong.

I'm goin' off to school now in shoes of powder blue.
I won't look in the mirror cause I might not make it through.
I'm meeting my friend Connie.  Look, her shoes are powder blue.
It's clear to see that her mom went shopping too.

Chorus

yes, she'll get ya something,
Your mom will get ya something that's wrong,
Your mom will get ya something that's wrong.

We don't like the merry-go-round
We get tired of swings
We prefer the bumper cars
And other scary things
All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper
We want to fly in the sky.

"Cause we love the roller coaster
That's making Daddy green
Yes, we love the roller coaster
Cause we love to scream
Yes, we love to scream.

(Screams)

We like hanging upside down
And whipping round the bend
Hold your breath and close your eyes
'Cause here it comes again
All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper
And see the ground disappear

'Cause we love the roller coaster
Where Mommy won't be seen
Yes, we love the roller coaster
Cause we love to scream
Yes, we love to scream

(Screams)

All we want to do is ride the Big Dipper.
We want to fly in the sky

'Cause we love the roller coaster
That's making Daddy green.
Yes, we love the roller coaster
Cause we love to scream
Yes, we love to scream

Moms are special people
They hug you all the time
They help you do a lot of things 
You might be scared to try
They take us to the playground
The movies and the zoo
Mom, we're really lucky
Cause we've got you

When we get in trouble
As little angels can
We know we're gonna get that look
From our biggest fan
She let's us know we messed up
And sometimes she gets made
But even then, she's still the best mom
Two kids ever had

Oh, Mother, we need you every day
We think we'll keep you
Oh, Mother, we love you
Even more than songs can say

You're funny and you're smart
Yuu finish what you start
If we could, we'd elect you 
President of the Mothers
No matter where you go
We hope it always shows...
You're the very best Mom we know

Oh, Mother, we need you every day
We think we'll keep you
Oh, Mother, we love you
Even more than songs can say

You're the very best, specialest person in the world