It's so hot if we were corn we would be poppin'.
Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin'.
We'll be the Blister Sisters if we don't start chillin'.
If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that'd be killin',
I'd be willin".

This heat has turned us crispy,
Splat some butter on, we're toast.
Or fill us full of breadcrumbs,
and call us stuffed twin roast.

Chorus 1:

Stayin' cool...give us goosebumps, turn us blue.

Stayin' cool...a frosty blizzard that'll do.

Stayin' cool...big icy shiver down our spine.

Stayin' cool...an ice cube sandwich would be fine.

Cool!
Let's gulp down tons of water,
Til we're big as a full moon.
Then get someone to pop us,
Like a giant water balloon.
Pop Pop Pop.

Chorus 2:

Stayin' cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.

Stayin' cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.

Stayin' cool...just slide a glacier down my back.

Stayin' cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Brrrrrr! It's so hot, hot, hot. Stayin cool.

Step right up, enjoy the carnival.
There's so much here to see.
With rides and shows and fun,
there's just no better place to be.

Rides that rise and fall and spin.
I'm dizzy. Yea, me too.

Now your tons of fun has just begun.
And it's all here, just for you.

Come ride upon my ferries wheel and you can touch the sky.
You're see the sights from up above and feel like you can fly.

You mean just like a soaring bird?
That's what most people say.
You've never ridden it?
Me go up there? No Way!

Chorus:

Step right up, enjoy the carnival.

There's so much here to see.

With rides and shows and fun,

there's just no better place to be.

Now your tons of fun has just begun.
The best time you'll have this year.

Round and round the carousel,
the horses rise and fall.
Just strap yourself into the seat,
and on your mount ride tall.

All around you you'll find souvenirs,
as music fills the air.
Just believe us when we say,
there's no place like this anywhere.

Sit down I'll tell your fortune from my shiny crystal ball.
I predict that this summer will come just before the fall.

HUH?

Next week your eyes will still be blue,
Your faces pure and sweet.
But anyone would know that.
Right. Let's get something to eat.

Chorus

Have some chicken, burger, corn or pop. No thanks, I'm gonna pop. Now your tons of fun is almost done. Let's hope it never stops.

When a monster's walking toward you,
With his big arms open wide,
You really shouldn't be afraid.
No, you don't need to hide.
He probably only wants a hug,
A little love from you.
So before you scream,
remember that mummies have mommies too.

Chorus:

Yes, mummies have mommies to wrap them when they're cold.

Yes, mummies have mommies, they're just really, really old.

And vampires have daddies to with in the park,

Who make sure they never ever step outside unless it's dark.

Chorus

One, two, three you see.
Gremlins are only grumpy when they cant find junk food.
Goolies only need cartoons to put them in a better mood.
Big foot is just a big ole boy, born in Sasquachewan.
He's practically a shortie compared to ole King Kong.

The thing in the swamp is swimming beneath the shimmery moon,
and playing with his buddy that came from the dark lagoon.
Loch Ness isn't stuck-up, and cyclops had no say,
About where Mother Nature put his eyes.

Chorus

Not that you put it that way, they don't seem quite as scary.
I guess they just can't help it if they're ten foot tall and hairy.
Every living creature has someone to hold them dear.
And mummies have mommies, so that's how they get here!