I've got something in my lunchbox.
I don't really know what it was.
I don't really know where it came from.
But it's certainly covered with fuss.

Maybe it could have been chocolate.
Maybe a caramel or two.
I've got something in my lunchbox.
And I'd gladly share it with you.

I've got something in my lunchbox.
I don't really know what it is.
I'm willing to take some suggestions.
You might say it's just like a quiz.

What's something green and digusting?
What is something moldy and red?
Well I think there's one in my lunchbox,
And I am not quite sure that it is dead.

What is it?
I've been trying to figure this out since noon.
What is it?
I can't quite get it out, do you have a spoon?
What is it?
I've been trying to figure this out since noon.
What is it?
I can't quite get it out, do you have a spoon?

I've got something in my lunchbox.
I'm not really sure where it's from.
It's rather hard like a candy.
In the middle it's squishy like gum.
Maybe it could have been chocolate
Or maybe an ice cream cone.

Well I've got something in my lunchbox.
And I can't believe I brought this thing home.
I can't believe I brought this thing home.

If we were the captain you will know what we'd do.
We'd make a few changes we'd bend a few rules.
If they put us in charge, what a difference we'd make.
We'd soon have this crew in tip-top-ship-shape.

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If we ran the Navy you'll know what we'd do.

We'd make a few changes and bend a few rules.

That's the least we could do.

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And what's with those pants? Bellbottoms indeed!
They went out with disco and treed.
We need to look stylish when we visit strange ports.
Nothing too flashy in green neon shorts.

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A few simple changes is all we'd make.
Did we mention each meal would be full of fun cake?
The paint on the ship it's the least we can do,
Let's change from gray to red, white, and blue.