Homer's 10 Favorite Pastimes
1-Rummaging through the Flanders' trash.
2-Stealing golf balls from the driving range.
3-Buying stuff off the TV.
4-Spending quality time in front of the TV.
5-Spending quality time on my favourite bar stool at Moe's.
6-Strangling the boy.
7-Juggling two beers at once while guzzling down the third.
8-Letting Santa's Little Helper lick the grease stains off my chest.
9-Eating flowers. (D'oh! You didn't hear that!)
10-Snuggling with my wife.
By:
Alejandro Gil López
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