A Note From Juck:
Yes we are back on Geocities like the loser we is. We are still www.Retardedsheep.com though! Oh yeah and at least we get to have some fancy geocities benefits like the counter. Sorry about the delay of updating, but I refused for a long time to update the page unless we had a real server, but the Sheep got sick of it and took initiative. I guess I'll live. Anyway be looking out for the new format coming soon!!
This page is specifically NOT dedicated to:Steve IIguana for NOT providing us with a server anymore! (Well i'm just kidding, really. Steve was great to us and we didn't want to burden him anymore. Thanks Steve!)
Thoughts By The
Sheep, Himself
I want to give you with something that has
inspired me for many years now. I believe that this is that first
piece that Juck and I collaborated on. Also, this is an example
of what can be found in the literature section. So, with no further
ado, i present you with something that, like unopened Fig Newton
packages everywhere, is relevant to each and every one of us:
The Rehalked Poem:
On this rock I bashed my knee,
Then it floated out to sea.
So then I sat down and broke my arm,
And that floated out on a big pharm.
As I sat down,
I started to drown.
My toes were falling off;
Not only that,
but I was really fat,
And I started to eat from a trough.
Then a blizzard started to brew,
And it grew and grew and grew.
With that, I lost my internal organs,
I started to faint,
And filed a complaint,
And was referred to P.E. coach Morgan.
Then I started to write this verse,
Be sure not to read it in reverse:
"Be glad you still own your gizzard,
As for mine was blown away in a blizzard."
Know the moral well:
It doesn't pay to misspell.
For what fools are they,
Who spell "stick" without a "K"
-By The Retarded Sheep and Juck
This has been brought to you today:
By the letters: Q and Ph
The variable: Elmonkey
The name: Lumprada
and The company: Duck Tape Brand Duct Tape.