The Retarded Sheep's Page of Being Drunk
The Self Acclaimed Best Page of Being Drunk on the Web
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be drunk? Well here you go:
What a sober person sees:
My name is Joe.
The dog is blue.
Bathtubs taste good.
I eat cheese regularly.
Elephants eat peanuts.
I just hit a wall.
The man ate a sandwich.
However, in a more negative way he did not eat the sandwich. Why do not you ask him? In fact, why do not you ask the sandwich? I know you want to eat the sandwich. Therefore, why do not you eat it? It begs to be eaten. Eat; eat, quickly before Steve, the sandwich, dies and his life long dream-to be eaten and enjoyed-dies with him.
What a drunk person sees:
Note: The Retarded Sheep does not condone drinking in any way, shape, or form and especially not for minors or pregnant women or people who are going to drive and especially driving minor pregnant women.
