The Retarded Sheep's Guide to Being Dysfunctional

The Self Acclaimed Best Guide to Being Dysfunctional on the Web.


So you wanna be dysfunctional, eh? Well dysfunctional is synonymous with my first name!
How to tell if you are dysfunctional:
  1. You can't do anything right.
  2. You can't properly use your hands.
  3. The word 'dysfunctional' was written on a large piece of paper and handed to you.
  4. You can't function correctly.
If none of these apply to you then you've come to the right place!
This page not for the dysfunctional, it is for the funtional who want to become dysfunctional.
Hopefully by the time your done reading, you can nod your head four times when you read that list.

Article 1: Give yourself a name like JUCK.
The best way for people to identify you immediately as dysfunctional, is label yourself with a dysfunctional name.
Now what is the first thing people are gonna say when you tell them your name is JUCK? Exactly.
Another case of good naming is me. The Retarded Sheep. People know you're dysfunctional when your name is Retarded.
Or, if you want to make it REALLY obvious put the word disfunctional in your name.

Examples:
Joey Dysfunctional
Simon Charles Dysfunctional

Or if the whole word is too long, you can shorten it.

Examples:
Dilak Monstruct Gerainiuz Dysfunct (doesn't that flow beautifully?)
Billiard Bobby Jimmy Jahogey Dysfunct


Article 2: Get Yourself a Dysfunctional Homepage.
Hey, I could be charging you money for this free information.
How much would you expect to pay for this breakthrough info?
Forty, maybe fifty thousand dollars? Well, I'm giving it to you for free.
Yes that's right. Completely free. Why am I doing this?
Because my homepage is about giving away free information and I am dysfunctional.
Now if you want to make a homepage, you can make it on any subject you chose, but if you're like me,
then you want to take advantage of this opportunity to prove your dysfunctionality!
The first thing you want to do is get a free homepage from Geocities. How do you do this?
See the Retarded Sheeps Guide to Doing Stuff.
Once you have the homepage, do sooemosfj;ajg;lejgn;asn (note:The writer has passed out now.)

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