The Retarded Sheep's Guide to Not Pharming

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Article 1: Alfalfa
  1. Buy good alfalfa pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there is too much alfalfa
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm alfalfa
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming alfalfa
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 2: Corn
  1. Buy good corn pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there is too much corn
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm corn
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming corn
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 3: Tomatoes
  1. Buy good tomato pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there are too many tomatoes
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm tomatoes
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming tomatoes
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 4: Wheat
  1. Buy good wheat pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there is too much wheat
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm wheat
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming wheat
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 5: Cucumbers
  1. Buy good cucumber pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there are too many cucumbers
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm cucumbers
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming cucumbers
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 6: Pumpkins
  1. Buy good pumpkin pharming land
  2. Convice the government that there are too many pumpkins
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm pumpkins
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming pumpkins
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article7: Broccoli
  1. Buy good broccoli pharming land
  2. Convince the government that there is too much broccoli
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm broccoli
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming broccoli
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 8: Seaweed
  1. Buy good seaweed pharming water
  2. Convice the government that there is too much seaweed
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm seaweed
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more water that is good for pharming seaweed
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 9: Collards
  1. Buy good collards pharming land
  2. Convince the government that there is too much collards
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm collards
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming collards
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep


Article 10: Rhubarb
  1. Buy good rhubarb pharming land
  2. Convince the government that there is too much rhubarb
  3. Have the government pay you to not pharm rhubarb
  4. With the money the government pays you buy more land that is good for pharming rhubarb
  5. Send 5% of all your profits to the Retarded Sheep
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