Blonde Jokes 2
Q - What did the blond say after
falling 36 stories?
A - Christ must have been a women
Q-Why did the blond get married
A-She wanted to know what it feels like to be a man
Q- Why do blonds have mor-phun
A- They think transformers are fags
Q- Why did the blond say a "Golden Ivory"[an ancient
egyptian aphrodesiac]
must be a queer stimulant
A- She uses a bar of Ivory for her last shower
Q- What did the blond on acid say after looking at a light bulb
A- looked like my mother pulling up her girdle
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde
paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the blonde's left leg say
to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How do blondes part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say
to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. Why do blondes wash there hair in
the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery
rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with
a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in
the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A.. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde
have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a
freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde
behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a
bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her
pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a
blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of se(a)men.
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes
ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him
wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the
following:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....
Q. What does a blonde say after
multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"
Q. What do you call a blonde with a
runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the
newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2
brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747?
Q. What's the difference between butter
and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde
dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde standing
on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in
common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light
after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask
her what the last two words of
the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have
in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can
of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has
been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two
blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What's the difference between a
blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that
needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it...
Q. What did the blonde say when she
found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"