The creation of a cunt
SEVEN WISE MEN WITH KNOWLEDGE SO FINE,
FIRST WAS A BUTCHER, SMART WITH WIT,
USING A KNIFE, HE GAVE IT A SLIT.
SECOND WAS A CARPENTER, STRONG AND BOLD, =
WITH A HAMMER AND CHISEL, HE GAVE IT A HOLE.
THIRD WAS A TAILOR, TALL AND THIN,
BY USING RED VELVET, HE LINED IT WITHIN.
FOURTH WAS A HUNTER, SHORT AND STOUT,
WITH A PIECE OF FOX FUR, HE LINED IT WITHOUT.
FIFTH WAS A FISHERMAN, NASTY AS HELL,
THREW IN A FISH AND GAVE IT A SMELL.
SIXTH WAS A PREACHER WHOSE NAME WAS MCGEE.
WHO TOUCHED IT AND BLESSED IT AND SAID IT COULD PEE.
LAST CAME A SAILER, DIRTY LITTLE RUNT,
HE SUCKED AND FUCKED IT AND CALLED IT IT A CUNT.