Quickies

Q. What does a woman and a tornado have in common?
A. They both twist and turn when they cum and take the house and
car when they leave.

Q. What do a blow job and homemade biscuits have in common?
A. You can't get either one at home!

Q. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A. A blowjob with handles

Q. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.Blondes don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in Porches!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a
blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q. How is a man like a snowstorm?
A. Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll
get, or how long it'll last.

Q. How do you tell a Redneck virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brother!