Top Ten Things NOT To Say
To A Cop When You're Pulled Over

10. Hey Buddy...Ya Need A Cold One?

9. Ain't You That Guy From The Village People?

8. Have I Been Drinking? You're The Detective...You Tell Me!

7. Do I Know Why You Stopped Me? Well, From The Looks Of

You...I'd SayYou're Shakin' People Down For Donut Money!

6. Hey -- Didn't I See You Get Your Butt Kicked On "Cops?"

5. Race Ya To The Station?

4. If I Get In The Car, Can I Work The Siren?

3. You'll Never Get Those Cuffs On Me, You Weenie!

2. Bet I Can Get That Gun Outta Your Holster Before You Can

Stop Me...

1. And The Number One Thing NOT To Say To A Cop...

Hey...Just Write The Dang Ticket -- The Liquor Store Closes

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