Computer Viruses
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, and then slowly expands to 200MB.
Titanic virus: Your whole computer goes down.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.