One recent thread called "I Need More Krycek" eventually led to Michelle's post:

• Alex Krycek....He does a body good. <evil grin>

Which inspired me to write the following:

• The Incredible, Edible Krycek
• Krycek: He's What's for Dinner
• Krycek: The Other White Meat
• Krycek: Have Him Your Way
• Did Someone Say Krycek?

When I mentioned to thread to my friend Melissa, she added:

• Krycek: He's everywhere you want to be.
• Krycek: Don't leave home without him.

So, Sarah responded:

• Krycek Tastes Good, Like a Triple Agent Should
• Krycek: So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed
• Got Krycek?

<groan> Stop me...

To which I replied:

Oh, no, I'll just encourage you:

• A&K's: Melt In Your Mouth, Not On Your Hands.
• Alex Krycek: Good To The Last Drop
• Krycek: If He Doesn't Get All Over The Place, He Doesn't Belong In Your Face.

Alexa responded:

• BWAHAHHAAAA!!! Where's your mustache? <eg>

Not to be oudone, Sarah fired back with:

• Have A Krycek And A Smile
• You're In Good Hands With Krycek
• <smacks head> I Could've Had A Krycek!
• Krycek: Finger Lickin' Good
• Krycek: He's Strong Enough For A Woman, But Made For-- wait a sec...
• How many licks does it take to get to Alex Krycek? Ah-one... Ah-two... Ah-thrrrrree...
• Krycek: He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

Ok, I'm done now, I swear... :-P

But Sickleweed cried:

ROTFL!! You guys are so funny!! More, more!!

So Michelle gave her:

• Krycek - he plumps when you co...er, umm, strike that
• Krycek, the ultimate driving machine
• Alex Krycek, tastes great, less filling (hmmmm...)
• Alex Krycek: Mmm Mmm good
• Krycek: Let your fingers do the walking
• Alex Krycek: Double your pleasure, double your fun
• Alex Krycek: Kid tested, mother approved

and of course...

• Alex Krycek: Body heat activated

Mrs. Fish created the hilarious spoof on Master Card ads.

This came from Caroline Cairns:

• Krycek: The best a girl can get (as sung to:Gillette, The best a man can get)

Not be outdone, Sunny sent:

• A Krycek is forever
• You deserve a Krycek today
• Never underestimate the power of a Krycek
• Krycek, the five-minute (yeah, right) vacation.

Followed by Jeni:

• Welcome! You've got Krycek! (ok, so it's not an ad, but AOL has made it famous)
• Alex Krycek: The choice of the X generation
• Alex Krycek: Fat Free, Flavor Full
• Alex Krycek: Be all that you can be in his private mercenary arrrrrrrrrrmy